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Post by Bob Ross on Feb 4, 2011 16:01:03 GMT -5
The women get annoyed when the guys hog the remote and won't listen. The men get annoyed when the women try to tell them what to do and buy too many shoes. Then there's the kids. No one likes the kids (even if you won't admit it) . And I'm sure everyone argues over what shade of white to paint the picket fence.  Is this what I have to look forward to once I'm married?  Oh well. Sure beats the problems I had before. Deep, dark, scaaaary problems.   |
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Post by swamp on Feb 4, 2011 16:02:25 GMT -5
The women get annoyed when the guys hog the remote and won't listen. The men get annoyed when the women try to tell them what to do and buy too many shoes. Then there's the kids. No one likes kids (even if you won't admit it) . And I'm sure everyone argues over what shade of white to paint the picket fence. Is this what I have to look forward to once I'm married? Oh well. Sure beats the problems I had before. Deep, dark, scaaaary problems. My husband leaves pubes on the toilet seat too, and potato chip crumbs all over. But he can paint the picket fence any freakin' color he wants as long as I don't have to do it. |
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Post by KaraBoo on Feb 4, 2011 16:04:02 GMT -5
Just marry a girl with an ex and a ton of kids. Your life will never be boring and will a cross between Jerry Springer and a soap opera. Kinda fun in a stab-your-brain-with-an-ice-pick kind of way.  |
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Post by Bob Ross on Feb 4, 2011 16:06:03 GMT -5
My husband leaves pubes on the toilet seat too Toilet seat pubes are a natural occurrance and I scoff at anyone who thinks differently!  But he can paint the picket fence any freakin' color he wants as long as I don't have to do it. What about rainbow?  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2011 16:06:50 GMT -5
Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason. Like black guys can't swim.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2011 16:07:53 GMT -5
Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason. Like black guys can't swim. Or white guys can't jump or dance?  HEY... I can..... swim. |
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Post by swamp on Feb 4, 2011 16:09:09 GMT -5
My husband leaves pubes on the toilet seat too Toilet seat pubes are a natural occurrance and I scoff at anyone who thinks differently! But he can paint the picket fence any freakin' color he wants as long as I don't have to do it. What about rainbow? If it makes him happy, fine. BTW, I live in the country, so nobody would see it. ;D |
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Feb 4, 2011 16:09:57 GMT -5
Toilet seat pubes are a natural occurrance and I scoff at anyone who thinks differently! What about rainbow? If it makes him happy, fine. BTW, I live in the country, so nobody would see it. ;D But if he paints unicorns on it too, you may have a problem. |
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Post by swamp on Feb 4, 2011 16:10:43 GMT -5
If it makes him happy, fine. BTW, I live in the country, so nobody would see it. ;D But if he paints unicorns on it too, you may have a problem. I"m not married to Dark. |
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Post by Bob Ross on Feb 4, 2011 16:11:43 GMT -5
If it makes him happy, fine. BTW, I live in the country, so nobody would see it. ;D But what if someone did? I know how country people feel about such things. Stereotypically. That's how. |
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Feb 4, 2011 16:12:13 GMT -5
But if he paints unicorns on it too, you may have a problem. I"m not married to Dark. Dark would probably have dress forms and chains on his, just sayin'... |
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Post by KaraBoo on Feb 4, 2011 16:12:32 GMT -5
But if he paints unicorns on it too, you may have a problem. I"m not married to Dark. I didn't know dress-forms were considered sterotypical. |
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Post by Apple on Feb 4, 2011 17:41:11 GMT -5
Sometimes I drop a nut and have a hell of a time finding it again. I don't know how many other women have this problem (sometimes weekly!)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2011 18:26:21 GMT -5
And someone has to clean all the white specks off the bathroom mirror... even if you're not the main contributor! (this was proven when we moved to our new house w/ double sinks and separate mirrors) |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2011 18:27:13 GMT -5
Oh, to answer your question - misery loves company! |
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Feb 4, 2011 18:30:31 GMT -5
DH and I are bass ackwards. I hog the remote (because I rarely watch TV and don't much care for DH's channel surfing) and he loves to shop and spends too much money. But neither of us like kids. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2011 18:32:44 GMT -5
Back atcha IG
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Feb 4, 2011 18:41:33 GMT -5
DH and I are bass ackwards. I hog the remote (because I rarely watch TV and don't much care for DH's channel surfing) and he loves to shop spends too much money. Is DH a Gemini by chance?  He's a Virgo. OCD and all. |
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Feb 4, 2011 18:52:17 GMT -5
No. I do. OCD (the real kind) don't see dirt. But they see the shower drain hole uneven and drill or saw at it until it's a freakin' disaster. And leave dust everywhere for the anal person to clean. Did I mention I'm anal?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2011 19:02:37 GMT -5
No. I do. OCD (the real kind) don't see dirt. But they see the shower drain hole uneven and drill or saw at it until it's a freakin' disaster. And leave dust everywhere for the anal person to clean. Did I mention I'm anal? Or they notice that the towel isn't perfectly straight on the towel bar and spend 2 minutes getting it perfect, but don't notice that it smells musty and is time for a new towel!  POM, is my husband cheating on me? Oh, wait, never mind. He doesn't know how to operate a drill, so I guess not! |
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Post by ummboutthat on Feb 4, 2011 20:11:07 GMT -5
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Feb 4, 2011 20:14:51 GMT -5
No. I do. OCD (the real kind) don't see dirt. But they see the shower drain hole uneven and drill or saw at it until it's a freakin' disaster. And leave dust everywhere for the anal person to clean. Did I mention I'm anal? Or they notice that the towel isn't perfectly straight on the towel bar and spend 2 minutes getting it perfect, but don't notice that it smells musty and is time for a new towel! POM, is my husband cheating on me? Oh, wait, never mind. He doesn't know how to operate a drill, so I guess not! Rose, LMAO!! There is rumor that he has a 1/2 brother floating around some where. |
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Post by hawkeyes2001 on Feb 4, 2011 20:16:16 GMT -5
DH and I are bass ackwards. I hog the remote (because I rarely watch TV and don't much care for DH's channel surfing) and he loves to shop and spends too much money. But neither of us like kids. Yep, I watch too much football and he wants to shop and spend money all the time. He also complains that I don't show him how I feel enough. |
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Post by ktunes on Feb 5, 2011 6:16:38 GMT -5
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Feb 5, 2011 6:43:31 GMT -5
We have multiple TV's so no remote problems. Ditto that. His and Hers is definitely a good idea. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2011 6:46:15 GMT -5
We have multiple TV's so no remote problems. Ditto that. His and Hers is definitely a good idea. Amen to that!  |
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Post by Artemis Windsong on Feb 6, 2011 16:33:41 GMT -5
What about the neighbors? They have all kinds of needs.
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