Feeling like...keeling!

[tloonya]

This extravagant older woman comes to the store and shops for...days...(it feels like she is here for EVERRRRRRRR)!!!

She finally picks pineapple and asks me:
- is it ready to eat?
-yes
-so if I cut it up I can eat it today?
-yessssss
-I can honestly cut it and eat it tonight?
-you can eat it tonight even IF YOU DON'T CUT IT!!!!!!!! You can bite right into it!!!
-I actually do eat it with skin
-
-Yeas, really, it is so good for skin
-but how does it taste?
-its hard to swallow but it is very good for you

took pineapple...

-oh, cantalopes
-
-are these cantalopes ready to eat?
-yep!
-do you know it for the fact?
-I can not physically eat ALL items I am selling, so you will have to take a chance
-yeah, but is it sweet?
-
-you will have to see it for yourself
-what if its not sweet?
-

took cantalope...

Touches loose candy.
-its seems like these candys are so hard
-no its not, its chocolate covered apricots!!!
(squeezing them handfull) - they seem hard
-NO! Its APRICOT! Covered in chocolate!!! And its FRESH!!! So its SOFT by the definition of FRESH !@&*(#(!&$#
took bag and filled it with candy...

comes to cash register, I counted everything...opend her bag, ramaging trough...looking at me in dismay...ramaging again and in 2 sec SCREAMING 'I don't have any money!!! I must run back to a beauty parlor! I am not sure if I will return but hold it for me for an hour'...and she flew out of my store left me with sure feeling to keeling!!!! Or drinking. Or yelling at my DH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Deleted]

Lone I'm guessing that would be "killing". Just a guess.

[weltschmerz]

Or she feels like keeling over.

[Deleted]

Somehow I doubt that Weltz LOL.

[tloonya]

Soooo...the story had not impressed no one, huh?
BTW bitch never came back!

[Deleted]

Didn't expect her to come back, but have you figured out what she stole while she was distracting you?

[dannylion]

Dec 9, 2012 18:25:52 GMT -5 @rockit said:

Didn't expect her to come back, but have you figured out what she stole while she was distracting you?

Or her accomplice. They often work in pairs; one to distract, one to do the stealing.

[Jaguar]

There's a third one in there somewhere.

[Nazgul Girl]

I feel like keeling too, but I can't find a good sailboat.

[tloonya]

I just had another one who was here at the store for at least 40min. Picked out sugar. Confectionar's. After 40 min came to the register. Looked at the sugar, said 'I don't know if I want that sugar'...
I said 'sure, you had not spent enough time looking at ALL 4 kinds we are offering'...
She said 'I want regular sugar'
I asked 'why did you pick confectionar's'? She said 'I didin't want confectionar's'...
I said 'GET REGULAR ONE' and I showed her regular sugar
She said 'its not regular, its GRANULATED'

[thyme4change]

Your customer services skill are A-MA-ZING!

[tloonya]

Dec 10, 2012 14:06:58 GMT -5 thyme4change said:

Your customer services skill are A-MA-ZING!

No, you are wrong, my customer skills suck! This is why I am moving back to IT. Because my Corporate skills are trully amazing. When I am away from people...but you should know because I was here when I was in IT. Wasn't I pure charm?
...well, maybe not exactly because I was bored out of my mind in my cubicle most of the time so maybe I was acting little 'unlikely', I don't remember. Do you?

[swamp]

Dec 10, 2012 15:57:10 GMT -5 tloonya said:

Dec 10, 2012 14:06:58 GMT -5 thyme4change said:

Your customer services skill are A-MA-ZING!

No, you are wrong, my customer skills suck! This is why I am moving back to IT. Because my Corporate skills are trully amazing. When I am away from people...but you should know because I was here when I was in IT. Wasn't I pure charm?
...well, maybe not exactly because I was bored out of my mind in my cubicle most of the time so maybe I was acting little 'unlikely', I don't remember. Do you?

I remember clearly.

You are an incredibly pleasant and charming person.

[NancysSummerSip]

No, you are wrong, my customer skills suck! This is why I am moving back to IT. Because my Corporate skills are trully amazing. When I am away from people...but you should know because I was here when I was in IT. Wasn't I pure charm?
...well, maybe not exactly because I was bored out of my mind in my cubicle most of the time so maybe I was acting little 'unlikely', I don't remember. Do you?


I remember clearly.

You are an incredibly pleasant and charming person.

OK, both of you need to just hand over the eggnog. Right now.

[Deleted]

Dec 10, 2012 15:59:08 GMT -5 swamp said:

I remember clearly.

You are an incredibly pleasant and charming person.

You're a lawyer so nobody believes you are telling the truth! ;D

[NomoreDramaQ1015]

You should hire LaTisha as your bouncer. She'll chase these annoying old ladies out of your store.

[Green Eyed Lady]

Looney? Do you mean "keeling" like Achmed means "keeling"?

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[tloonya]

Not me drinking eggnog even with swamp...I mean especially with swamp...

GE(E)L,
you are too smart! Where have you been while I was struggling with all these...people?

[Green Eyed Lady]

GE(E)L,
you are too smart! Where have you been while I was struggling with all these...people?

Getting a new degree in Paleontology! Then I'm going to come live with you!

[wyouser]

there is a nautical term....do you mean Keel Hauling??? As I understand that..if there is "killing " involved it is easy to blame the sharks??