Mad Dawg Wiccan
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Post by Mad Dawg Wiccan on Feb 3, 2011 13:30:51 GMT -5
I think you need a government grant to prove this theory.
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servant_of_dog
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Post by servant_of_dog on Feb 3, 2011 14:51:33 GMT -5
"Once this happens, you take one monkey out of the cage and bring in a new one. The new monkey will come in, try to make friends, then probably go for the banana. And the other monkeys, knowing what this means, will attack him to stop you from using the hose on them."
I think I used to work at that place. It was really confusing, to tell the truth.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2011 14:55:00 GMT -5
Some ice cubes, a nine iron and a stuffed buffalo....
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Post by Befferz on Feb 3, 2011 14:55:53 GMT -5
I think I used to work at that place. It was really confusing, to tell the truth. I still do work there.  |
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Post by The J on Feb 3, 2011 15:07:19 GMT -5
The other problem is that if you do this, the monkeys might unionize and demand better working conditions. Then you're screwed!
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Post by Apple on Feb 3, 2011 15:17:58 GMT -5
I've heard this before and it's almost too close for comfort! I work in an old facility, some people have the strangest desire for obsolete equipment that doesn't work in today's application (great for the technology at the time though). If you dare suggest updating something... Lots of ways this place is like a cage full of monkeys  |
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Post by whiskmav on Feb 3, 2011 15:18:47 GMT -5
Take out the monkeys and I've made that movie....er, I mean that I've seen that movie.
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Post by The J on Feb 3, 2011 15:20:41 GMT -5
This message has been deleted. Correlation /= Causation It's also worth noting that at that time the rest of the industrialized world was recovering from 2 major wars in 25 years, which devastated their entire industrial base, and China wasn't a blip on the radar. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2011 15:21:35 GMT -5
Take out the monkeys and I've made that movie....er, I mean that I've seen that movie. Add two monkeys, a horse and a donkey and IHOP has made that movie. |
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Post by tractor on Feb 3, 2011 15:39:43 GMT -5
The title of this thread made me think of a really good weekend back when I was in college.
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Post by imawino on Feb 3, 2011 15:53:23 GMT -5
::some monkeys, a cage, a banana and a fire hose::
a pack of chipmunks, the Popemobile and a Quarter-pounder?
::Add two monkeys, a horse and a donkey and IHOP has made that movie.::
A horse AND a donkey? I'm seeing IHOP in a whole new and disgusting light I never thought possible.
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Post by imawino on Feb 3, 2011 15:57:58 GMT -5
::Jealousy doesnt become you. ; ) :: pffft! Green is my best color.  |
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Post by ihearyou2 on Feb 3, 2011 16:21:02 GMT -5
There's a YouTube video under "Donkey Rapes Man", let me tell you it looks funny but it sure doesn't feel good...  |
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Mad Dawg Wiccan
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Post by Mad Dawg Wiccan on Feb 4, 2011 0:03:20 GMT -5
<<There's a YouTube video under "Donkey Rapes Man", let me tell you it looks funny but it sure doesn't feel good...>>
May the gods grant that you are not speaking from experience.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2011 0:09:14 GMT -5
I think you need a government grant to prove this theory.
Considering grants that I've heard of & how much they were given to study them the monkey study has GOT to be worth 5 million in grant money (if it's a monkey with a family & it doesn't have a job, make that 10 million). ;D
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Mad Dawg Wiccan
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Post by Mad Dawg Wiccan on Feb 4, 2011 0:16:37 GMT -5
<<Considering grants that I've heard of & how much they were given to study them the monkey study has GOT to be worth 5 million in grant money (if it's a monkey with a family & it doesn't have a job, make that 10 million).>>
Add another zero to those figures.
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Post by TD2K on Feb 4, 2011 0:43:38 GMT -5
If not two
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Feb 4, 2011 1:06:29 GMT -5
I thought this was going to be a good joke. Bummer.
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