Apple
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Post by Apple on Jan 28, 2011 23:35:43 GMT -5
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy chocolate with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop eating chocolate years ago', the homeless woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't go shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this at a beauty salon instead of buying food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for a nice
dinner with my husband and me tonight.'
The homeless woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I'm dirty, and I know I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
I said,'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and chocolate.'
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DebMD (banned)
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 28, 2011 23:39:33 GMT -5
nice.
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Post by ummboutthat on Jan 28, 2011 23:40:19 GMT -5
 good 1! still not giving you $$ to go shopping!
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jan 29, 2011 0:00:03 GMT -5
Excellent !! Now have some chocolate:  |
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Post by ummboutthat on Jan 29, 2011 0:25:44 GMT -5
okay! I have a joke...um story chocolate theme..
AS I walked out of KFC a homeless man was watching me as I was carrying an arm full of food. Then I went next door to Godiva and picked up some chocolate desert. on the way to my car the homeless man said sir you have so much food I haven't eaten in 3 days!
As I got into my car I told him - man I wish I had your will power!
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DebMD (banned)
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 29, 2011 2:34:45 GMT -5
You tease... I'd like to show you some chocolate too  |
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DebMD (banned)
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 29, 2011 2:35:16 GMT -5
Excellent !! Now have some chocolate: ;D |
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Post by Opti on Jan 29, 2011 11:29:33 GMT -5
okay! I have a joke...um story chocolate theme.. AS I walked out of KFC a homeless man was watching me as I was carrying an arm full of food. Then I went next door to Godiva and picked up some chocolate desert. on the way to my car the homeless man said sir you have so much food I haven't eaten in 3 days! As I got into my car I told him - man I wish I had your will power!  |
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Post by ummboutthat on Jan 29, 2011 11:46:39 GMT -5
oh - crickets...
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