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Post by The J on Jan 28, 2011 19:14:58 GMT -5
Champagne bottles are a bitch to open. I twist the cork so it doesn't explode off the bottle but sometimes it won't budge. Put a dish towel over the cork before you twist. Prevents big messes. |
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Post by rick on Jan 28, 2011 19:16:00 GMT -5
Champagne bottles are a bitch to open. I twist the cork so it doesn't explode off the bottle but sometimes it won't budge. Put a dish towel over the cork before you twist. Prevents big messes. Thats what I do when I uncork  |
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Post by chiver78 on Jan 28, 2011 19:20:00 GMT -5
Champagne bottles are a bitch to open. I twist the cork so it doesn't explode off the bottle but sometimes it won't budge. Put a dish towel over the cork before you twist. Prevents big messes. yup, and twist slowly. |
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Post by rick on Jan 28, 2011 19:21:43 GMT -5
Put a dish towel over the cork before you twist. Prevents big messes. It's actually fine when I twist it off. I can keep things neat without a dish towel... I got skillz...  Im thinking No Unless you practice catch and release |
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jan 28, 2011 19:23:49 GMT -5
Champagne bottles are a bitch to open. I twist the cork so it doesn't explode off the bottle but sometimes it won't budge. I use pliers. For real. And it holds the cork after it pops so we all aren't ducking. LOL!! |
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jan 28, 2011 19:24:50 GMT -5
You guys, always bringing it back to alcohol! Ha! LMAO!! You get us. You REALLY get us.  Hey RJ!! <<waves like a crazy person>> |
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Post by rick on Jan 28, 2011 19:25:47 GMT -5
You guys, always bringing it back to alcohol! Ha! LMAO!! You get us. You REALLY get us. Hey RJ!! <<waves like a crazy person>>  |
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jan 28, 2011 19:32:40 GMT -5
I hold onto the cork as I twist it off. Nothing spills and the cork doesn't fly anywhere. Bragger! ;D |
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jan 28, 2011 19:35:23 GMT -5
LMAO, MM!! And those are very important skillz!! I hope if we get attacked or bombed we are in the same bunker together.  |
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jan 28, 2011 19:37:31 GMT -5
LMAO!!!! Definitely didn't expect these choices when I saw the title...  I know, right? I was thinking names like: Omni, IHOP, TheJ, RJ... <<thrusting motions>> Damn! I need the Omnibanana emote! |
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Post by chiver78 on Jan 28, 2011 19:38:55 GMT -5
I was trying to open a fruit cup with mandarin oranges for my daughter and of course, liquid all over! do you try to take the lid off in one pull? I find I have better luck if I peel it back just enough to drain most of the liquid. only after it's drained will I peel it back the rest of the way. |
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jan 28, 2011 19:46:00 GMT -5
They also spit juice sometimes - even when you peel it back s l o w l y.
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jan 28, 2011 19:56:38 GMT -5
LOL!! Yes. I was hoping Omni would appear when I said it that way. But it didn't work. So I guess I'll go cook stupid dinner. And of course, he'll show up when I leave. So give him some groping for me please. |
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Post by The J on Jan 28, 2011 19:59:45 GMT -5
LOL!! Yes. I was hoping Omni would appear when I said it that way. But it didn't work. So I guess I'll go cook stupid dinner. And of course, he'll show up when I leave. So give him some groping for me please. It will be my pleasure.. and his... << MM warms up her hands >> While you're warming up your hands, my lap is a little chilly |
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Post by TD2K on Jan 28, 2011 20:22:09 GMT -5
Now, if this had been on the adult conversation board.
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Post by The J on Jan 28, 2011 20:24:28 GMT -5
<<MM starts warming up J's lap>> how's this? Pretty good. You know, since IHOP already knocked you up, there's no risk of pregnancy |
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Post by Jake 48 on Jan 28, 2011 20:26:53 GMT -5
I really thought this would be about something else,  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2011 21:52:13 GMT -5
Opening a sleeve of saltines! Half the time they explode open  |
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Post by Opti on Jan 28, 2011 21:54:44 GMT -5
Now, if this had been on the adult conversation board. I feel like its already there in spirit, especially when J talked about towels and big messes.  |
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Post by Malarky on Jan 28, 2011 22:13:04 GMT -5
 Until now, it never occurred to me that I could get the toilet paper started the same way I would open an obstinate fruit cup. Stab the **** out of it.
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Post by The J on Jan 28, 2011 22:23:56 GMT -5
Seriously??? What's so difficult about starting a roll of toilet paper?
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Post by Mad Dawg Wiccan on Jan 30, 2011 0:50:25 GMT -5
<<Seriously??? What's so difficult about starting a roll of toilet paper?>>
Sometimes the glue which attaches the end of the roll can leak through the roll layers, attaching several layers together into a huge wad. Or, if you use double-layered paper, the top layer sticks to the bottom layer and won't let go for many squares. Makes it hard to start a new roll, and flush what you have in hand.
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