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Post by lisabelle on Jan 28, 2011 14:39:31 GMT -5
> The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to
> take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
> changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
>
> Here are the winners:
>
> 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
> subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. (Like
> maltuition !! )
>
>
> 2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
>
> 3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
> you realize it was your money to start with..
>
> 4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
>
> 5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
> bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
> little sign of breaking down in the near future.
>
> 6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
> getting laid.
>
> 7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
>
> 8.. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
> person who doesn't get it.
>
> 9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
>
> 10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
>
> 11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
> really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
> like, a serious bummer.
>
> 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
> consuming only things that are good for you.
>
> 13.. Glibido : All talk and no action.
>
> 14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
> they come at you rapidly.
>
> 15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n): The frantic dance performed just after
> you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
>
> 16. Beelzebug (n..): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
> your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
>
> 17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
> the fruit you're eating.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 28, 2011 14:53:01 GMT -5
I think I saw these last year (and the year before) but they're still funny. ;D
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Post by KaraBoo on Jan 28, 2011 14:55:15 GMT -5
> 11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. I thought Karmageddon was what happened to POM.  |
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 28, 2011 14:56:17 GMT -5
Omni will be sooooo glad to know what's wrong with him!!  |
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jan 28, 2011 15:01:29 GMT -5
That's what makes people so crabby on YM.
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jan 28, 2011 15:03:45 GMT -5
> 11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. I thought Karmageddon was what happened to POM. NQTY, LMAO!! I likey!! TheJ created karmageddon on me.  |
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Post by The J on Jan 28, 2011 15:12:46 GMT -5
I thought Karmageddon was what happened to POM. NQTY, LMAO!! I likey!! TheJ created karmageddon on me. And it's left you all tingly   |
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Peace Of Mind
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jan 28, 2011 15:19:53 GMT -5
Why yes, I do get all tingly after wards. And my upper lip goes numb when it's extra good. |
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