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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2011 13:04:55 GMT -5
Dear God, my prayer for 2011 is for a fat bank account & a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did last year. AMEN.
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Post by Waffle on Jan 17, 2011 13:05:49 GMT -5
LOL! and Ditto!
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Post by ❤ mollymouser ❤ on Jan 17, 2011 14:18:31 GMT -5
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Post by Opti on Jan 17, 2011 14:19:57 GMT -5
Funny prayer. LOL.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2011 14:57:39 GMT -5
It would be funny if God was not infallible and incapable of "mixing things up" as you put it.
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Post by Waffle on Jan 17, 2011 15:09:07 GMT -5
Hey Archie,
I've heard that the purpose of prayer is to change the one doing the praying - you can't change God. So I looked at the prayer as a little self-deprecating humour. i.e. the person doing the praying is really the mixed-up one.
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Post by readsalot on Jan 17, 2011 16:35:01 GMT -5
It would be funny if God was not infallible and incapable of "mixing things up" as you put it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> It would be even better if people didn't beg an invisible man in the sky to change horrible things that 'he' let or made happen!  |
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Post by tiredboomer on Jan 17, 2011 16:37:08 GMT -5
Love it!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2011 20:00:39 GMT -5
That is funny!
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Post by bobbysgirl on Jan 18, 2011 8:56:46 GMT -5
It would be even better if people didn't beg an invisible man in the sky to change horrible things that 'he' let or made happen! A man once told my husband he didn't believe in God. DH said well it was none of his business, but it would seem to him it was safer to believe than not. The man was puzzled. In Dear DH wisdom he replied that if there is no God, nothing was lost. If there is a God, everything was lost. Makes sense to me. Cute prayer OP and you have a great sense of humor!  |
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Post by Agatha on Jan 18, 2011 9:27:21 GMT -5
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Post by motherto2 on Jan 18, 2011 21:35:18 GMT -5
Thanks Later - I needed that!!!!  And Bobbysgirl, your husband was a very wise man.   Have I mentioned lately how much I love the smilies?!? |
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Post by pepperdoo on Jan 18, 2011 21:44:34 GMT -5
My prayer is that I can finally wade through Paul's Ocean ofstuff and get through it without vowing to chase him from one side of Heaven to the other and shake him up and down:)
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Post by Waffle on Jan 19, 2011 8:45:45 GMT -5
oh Pepperdoo, I think I'm going to leave a mountain of stuff behind - I wonder whose going to want to chase me around Heaven?
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Post by rubyslippers on Jan 19, 2011 10:15:38 GMT -5
Laterbloomer: I echo your "amen." Cute prayer!
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Post by NastyWoman on Jan 20, 2011 23:42:50 GMT -5
Dear God, my prayer for 2011 is for a fat bank account & a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did last year. AMEN. And here I was thinking He was onl confused in my case. It must have been a system glitch.  |
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