NoNamePerson
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Is There Anybody OUT There?
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 21, 2011 15:16:09 GMT -5
Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started & hadn't finished, then I finished off a bottle of Vodka, a bodle of Baileys, a botle of wum, a pock of Prungles, 1/2 chesecke an a bocs a choclezt. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeel now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fel ar in ned ov innr piss
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cael
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Post by cael on Jul 21, 2011 15:17:16 GMT -5
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Jake 48
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keeping the faith
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Post by Jake 48 on Jul 21, 2011 15:18:11 GMT -5
What is that doctors name
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wvugurl26
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Post by wvugurl26 on Jul 21, 2011 15:20:57 GMT -5
My cardiologist told me to drink some more wine and relax.
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NoNamePerson
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Is There Anybody OUT There?
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 21, 2011 15:28:01 GMT -5
My cardiologist told me to drink some more wine and relax. You need to change doctors and follow my doc's instructions
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wvugurl26
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Post by wvugurl26 on Jul 21, 2011 15:35:41 GMT -5
I finished my cookie left from yesterday and am finishing the mt dew right now. ;D
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Bluerobin
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Post by Bluerobin on Jul 21, 2011 15:37:14 GMT -5
wvu, you are too young for a cardiologist. They are for old geezers like me. He was always wanting to take stuff away, so I stopped going. He did recommend wine, but I like the good stuff!
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Wizard of Id
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Do I mix the Red with the Green...or.....Green with Red??
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Post by Wizard of Id on Jul 21, 2011 15:40:13 GMT -5
Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started & hadn't finished, then I finished off a bottle of Vodka, a bodle of Baileys, a botle of wum, a pock of Prungles, 1/2 chesecke an a bocs a choclezt. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeel now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fel ar in ned ov innr piss
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wvugurl26
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Post by wvugurl26 on Jul 21, 2011 15:41:45 GMT -5
Tell that to my allergy doctor Blue. Cardiologist told me to come back when I'm 75. I've had 2 sets of ekgs and echocardiograms in 5 years, I am fine cardio wise people! I think they are about done sending me to specialists and going to tell me I just get to suffer till I can start shots late next winter.
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Anne_in_VA
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Post by Anne_in_VA on Jul 21, 2011 15:44:01 GMT -5
OK - I spit my drink all over my screen reading the OP. Too funny!
ETA - my co-worker just asked me what's so funny and I can't stop laughing long enough to tell her.
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Artemis Windsong
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Post by Artemis Windsong on Jul 21, 2011 16:10:51 GMT -5
I finished my cookie left from yesterday and am finishing the mt dew right now. ;D You had a half eaten cookie? The ought to be a law. ____ More drunk posting.
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jul 21, 2011 16:14:03 GMT -5
No such thing. That's called a second course.
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tskeeter
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Post by tskeeter on Jul 21, 2011 19:04:38 GMT -5
I think I can achieve inner peace if I finish working. Permanently.
Oh crud! She who must be obeyed says "no dice, go to work; it's payday".
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