deziloooooo
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Post by deziloooooo on Jul 18, 2011 8:55:08 GMT -5
I found this on a thread of "humor " from that other political thread I posted about yesterday... I thought most here will enjoy so here ya go.. ----------------------------------------------- "Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me its not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. If you want your breasts to grow, every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds. Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. How long will this take? I ask. They will grow larger, but it may take a few years, my husband replies. I stopped. Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years? Without missing a beat he says, Worked for your butt didn't it? He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man. " --------------------------------------- ;D  Ok , back to "Obama sucks because..." |
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