BREAKING NEWS FOR ALL OLD PEOPLE HERE

[NoNamePerson]

www.alienmakersdesigns.com/cutestuff/13JULY11CNNBREAKINGNEWS.html

BREAKING CNN NEWS!!
To save the economy, in July 2012, the government will start deporting old people (instead of illegals)
in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.
I started crying when I thought of you.
RUN, YOU OLD BUZZARD, RUN!!
Well...what can I say?
This was sent to me, and I'm not going alone!

[NancysSummerSip]

Sa-weet! I've never traveled outside the US, except once to Mexico and once to Canada, and Canada does not count.

[NoNamePerson]

I've been to Spain, Portugal, London, Mexico and North Dakota - just teasing folks from North Dakota - I loved your fair state.

[Deleted]

Not until July of next year? Drat. By this time next year I could be pushing up daisies!

Do we get to choose where we go or is it gonna be like a lottery? I don't wanna go to Mexico and not interested in tropical or sub-tropical locales. Canada would be okay, but they aren't crazy about letting Ammies in to live unless they're gainfully employed and bring plenty of money along.

[Bob Ross]

I think we just need to start quaranteening old people inside of Country Kitchen Buffets.

What? They'd be happy.

[NoNamePerson]

Jul 15, 2011 15:12:19 GMT -5 @missrigby said:

Not until July of next year? Drat. By this time next year I could be pushing up daisies!

Do we get to choose where we go or is it gonna be like a lottery? I don't wanna go to Mexico and not interested in tropical or sub-tropical locales. Canada would be okay, but they aren't crazy about letting Ammies in to live unless they're gainfully employed and bring plenty of money along.

I live in sub-tropical climate now so that wouldn't be an issue with me. But don't want to do Mexico - been there, done that!!

And Bob - do they have those Country Kitchen Buffets in foreign countries?? I haven't seen one where I live But will stay outta them just in case they are the place they will grab us.

[NancysSummerSip]

I think we just need to start quaranteening old people inside of Country Kitchen Buffets.

What? They'd be happy

Mmmmm. All the breakfast sausage you can eat, until you look like a stuffed sausage. This could work.

[Deleted]

I'm not going to the Country Kitchen Buffet, and you can't make me And I'm not gonna play bingo or shuffleboard, either.

[NancysSummerSip]

I just wanna go wherever MissR is going. That is all.

[Deleted]

Awwwww

[wyouser]

can we be returned to "country of origin"?? That would narrow it down for some of us. Send me to Germany....Bread Pretzel and Bier.....and no need for screens on the windows..at least in Southern Germany..I could live with that oh an the Germans keep their best wine in Germany to drink themselves.

[NoNamePerson]

Jul 15, 2011 16:27:02 GMT -5 wyouser said:

can we be returned to "country of origin"?? That would narrow it down for some of us. Send me to Germany....Bread Pretzel and Bier.....and no need for screens on the windows..at least in Southern Germany..I could live with that oh an the Germans keep their best wine in Germany to drink themselves.

Damn, I would be split up and scattered to the winds unless they pick my father's side. Mother was a sooner - sooner be one thing as another

[tskeeter]

can we be returned to "country of origin"??

If you're a mutt, do you get to choose, or does the government choose for you? I choose Ireland. They make their own whiskey and a beer so full bodied you almost need to chew it. Parts of Norway are damn cold and I get really cranky if I don't' see enough sun light.

[NoNamePerson]

I'm putting in bid for place that has 360 days sunshine, gambling and rock concerts It can rain a bunch but the sun must shine.

Oh, and not get below 65 degrees - I hate cold!!

[april47]

I'm all for being put on a cruise ship going nowhere.

[❤ mollymouser ❤]

I liked Chile ~ can I be deported there?

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

What's considered "old" these days, anyway? Since 40's the new 20, I guess old must be around 90+

[Deleted]

To save the economy, in July 2012, the government will start deporting old people (instead of illegals)
in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

Well we might as well do one more thing for our country as we leave. Let's tuck an illegal under each arm & then go.

[tiredturkey]

Wow, I'm going to be in more places than a multi-national corporation. Mexico, England and Scotland will take care of my father and my mother, but Mom always said her father traveled a lot and she was the only one of six kids with black hair.