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Post by BeenThere...DoneThat... on Jun 15, 2011 18:27:06 GMT -5
After I find my keys.
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Post by Forever Sunshine on Jun 15, 2011 18:28:51 GMT -5
The keys can wait, now
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jun 15, 2011 18:30:21 GMT -5
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Post by BeenThere...DoneThat... on Jun 15, 2011 18:37:47 GMT -5
"Lousy Alzheimer's!" He shrugs and
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jun 15, 2011 18:39:09 GMT -5
gets the door. "Let's go".
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Post by BeenThere...DoneThat... on Jun 15, 2011 18:42:00 GMT -5
... Curtain falls. Exit stage left. ...  |
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Jun 15, 2011 20:17:12 GMT -5
The Incredible Bunny Murder
Act 1 - Scene 1
Tonight was the night he decided he'd take the next train to the city for dinner and drinks and hopefully she would be there, ready to rock his world, and cook him breakfast next morning.
After breakfast, he would shower drink his coffee and leave. But there was a problem: Where were his keys?
She had hidden them so he couldn't leave until he walked through the room, looking under the bed and then the blanket where "Lassie", her foul-tempered mini lop bunny was eating crumbs left there by someone else.
Sure enough, he spotted a green toothbrush leaning against Lassie's forepaw, and beside it, someone's sneakers. He immediately suspected Lassie had hoarded his keys again.
So then he reached around her to discover that he'd missed his wife's text. Drat! How would he explain he was running late for their scheduled meeting with the hitman?
But first things first.
Lassie was still not saying where his damn keys were! Damned bunny.
Luckily, our hero, who hadn't yet shown up unprepared for a challenge, reached for his spare set.
Just a minute. These aren't mine!
Waitaminnit... they are. (Lousy Alzheimer's.)
Just then his phone rang, which opened the worm hole.
"Not yet, I haven't been past the boss yet."
But she shut his game off and then the blackout hit.
"That's enough wormhole games on your stupid phone," she said. "Here's your keys. Now you're going to drive us to meet the guy who'll take the secret documents and deliver them to the other location. But wait, who has the rule book on this game?"
It was shredded, along with the bunny. Too bad, Bugs.
Now, we'll just have to figure out who committed Bunnycide. After I find my keys. The keys can wait, now--
Wait!! They're in my pocket!
"Lousy Alzheimer's!" He shrugs and gets the door. "Let's go".
... Curtain falls. Exit stage left. ...
Plot Summary: We find ourselves in a Manhattan highrise apartment the morning after a night of furious world-rocking. Our unnamed protagonist ('our hero') must accompany his mistress to deliver secret documents to a hitman.
We don't know much about our hero. We may infer that he has a bit of a memory problem and that he's easily distracted by cel phones. He's also quite resourceful and never shows up "unprepared for a challenge".
It seems that there's a spy game afoot. Somebody had clearly used "Lassie", his mistress' bunny, to hide his keys from him--keeping him from his mission. But another mysterious party (perhaps the enemy of his enemy) secretly shredded the bunny, and returned the keys to our hero's pocket.
Is this mysterious stranger friend or foe?
What is this mysterious "rule book" that was destroyed, and can our hero deliver the documents to the hitman without it?
If the toothbrush and pair of sneakers left beside poor Lassie were clues, what did they mean?
Will Lassie be avenged?
Stay tuned for...
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Jun 15, 2011 20:18:29 GMT -5
The Incredible Bunny Murder
Act 1 - Scene 2
This was the place. He
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jun 15, 2011 20:27:36 GMT -5
scoped the room, searching for
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Post by BeenThere...DoneThat... on Jun 15, 2011 21:05:03 GMT -5
security cameras behind mirrored domes.
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jun 15, 2011 21:19:00 GMT -5
Suddenly, footsteps at the door.......
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Post by BeenThere...DoneThat... on Jun 15, 2011 21:22:41 GMT -5
sounding eerily like stilettos... or
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Jun 15, 2011 22:10:06 GMT -5
maybe standard issue killin' shoes.
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Post by BeenThere...DoneThat... on Jun 15, 2011 22:13:27 GMT -5
Same thing. Still, what the
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jun 15, 2011 22:18:10 GMT -5
hell? Lassie [the human, not the dog or dead bunny] enters wearing trenchcoat
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Jun 15, 2011 22:21:13 GMT -5
boots, a gun squarely aimed
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Post by BeenThere...DoneThat... on Jun 15, 2011 22:21:45 GMT -5
, and drolled lazily, "code, please?"
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Jun 15, 2011 22:24:27 GMT -5
"Code? Uhh... 'Blam blam bunny'."
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Post by BeenThere...DoneThat... on Jun 15, 2011 22:25:47 GMT -5
"Funny; just like academy days."
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Jun 15, 2011 22:28:34 GMT -5
"Just for you, babe. Are
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Post by BeenThere...DoneThat... on Jun 15, 2011 22:32:57 GMT -5
we in in there?" He
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Jun 15, 2011 22:34:08 GMT -5
asked. Lassie smiled and nodded.
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jun 15, 2011 22:36:47 GMT -5
She whispered into his ear.....
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Post by BeenThere...DoneThat... on Jun 15, 2011 22:37:39 GMT -5
"Have you activated the timer?"
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Jun 15, 2011 22:42:23 GMT -5
"5:30 left," he replied. "We'd
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jun 15, 2011 22:49:31 GMT -5
better get the hell out!!"
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Post by BeenThere...DoneThat... on Jun 15, 2011 22:50:22 GMT -5
She opened her go bag
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Jun 15, 2011 23:00:04 GMT -5
and handed him a photo
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Post by BeenThere...DoneThat... on Jun 15, 2011 23:01:17 GMT -5
that made him cringe... again.
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jun 15, 2011 23:07:47 GMT -5
"That face - I'll never forget
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