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Post by Tennesseer on Dec 4, 2021 11:39:53 GMT -5
Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police sayBomb disposal experts were called to a hospital in Gloucester, England after a man told doctors that there was a World War II anti-tank shell lodged inside of him, authorities said. The Explosive Ordnance Disposal team (EOD) arrived at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital on Wednesday morning after hearing that "a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum," a spokesperson for Gloucestershire Constabulary told Insider. The item had already been removed by doctors by the time the bomb squad arrived, the spokesperson added, and the EOD confirmed that the shell was "not live" and "therefore not a danger to the public." The Sun was first to report that the unnamed patient told doctors at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital that he "slipped and fell" on the two-inch-wide artillery shell. The media outlet reported that the shell was part of his military memorabilia collection. Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say
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Post by pulmonarymd on Dec 4, 2021 11:44:17 GMT -5
Just when you think you have seen everything. Slipped and fell, I like it.
We all joke that the stories typically go: I was minding my own business when 2 dudes .... Everything that follows is generally a lie.
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Post by Opti on Dec 4, 2021 11:51:47 GMT -5
I'm glad it wasn't live.
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Post by haapai on Dec 4, 2021 12:03:54 GMT -5
I'd like to know what the first thing the doc grabbed for was -- a tetanus shot, a muscle relaxant, or a bottle of lube.
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Dec 4, 2021 12:24:25 GMT -5
This confirms my theory that men devote large amounts of brain space determining if random objects fit up their buttons and then trying to prove it.
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Post by swamp on Dec 4, 2021 12:43:00 GMT -5
Rule #2746: no in through the out door.
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Post by haapai on Dec 4, 2021 12:53:14 GMT -5
Everyone's curious about what might fit in their bottoms. The problem is that many of us seem to forget what we know about physics and vacuums while we are satisfying that curiosity.
I'm old enough, and anonymous enough, to state that I am very glad to be a girl in this regard. It's probably a lot easier to retrieve lost stuff from that chute than the other. I'm not sure that men are dumber, or more curious.
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Post by dondub on Dec 4, 2021 13:49:35 GMT -5
My BIL is a surgeon and tells the story of a man with a vibrator too far ‘up’. He probed the lower torso area and then put pressure on the object. A lime green tool popped out and landed on the ER floor. Case closed!😳
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Post by busymom on Dec 4, 2021 14:08:36 GMT -5
I used to do ER charts. You don't even want to know what people will attempt to put there. That counts as college education on things I DIDN'T want to know...
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Dec 4, 2021 18:48:03 GMT -5
I used to do ER charts. You don't even want to know what people will attempt to put there. That counts as college education on things I DIDN'T want to know... Oh, but actually, we do want to know...maybe?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2021 20:35:08 GMT -5
Everyone's curious about what might fit in their bottoms. The problem is that many of us seem to forget what we know about physics and vacuums while we are satisfying that curiosity.
I'm old enough, and anonymous enough, to state that I am very glad to be a girl in this regard. It's probably a lot easier to retrieve lost stuff from that chute than the other. I'm not sure that men are dumber, or more curious.
Uhhhhhh……. No, not everyone is. And I’m saying this while under the influence……. Like when a drunken mind often speaks a sober truth. My drunken mind and my sober truth both disagree with your first statement.
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Post by pulmonarymd on Dec 4, 2021 20:39:15 GMT -5
I used to do ER charts. You don't even want to know what people will attempt to put there. That counts as college education on things I DIDN'T want to know... Oh, but actually, we do want to know...maybe? Never in your wildest imagination can you guess what people can do. Can anyone say gerbil?
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Post by skeeter on Dec 4, 2021 21:21:39 GMT -5
Oh, but actually, we do want to know...maybe? Never in your wildest imagination can you guess what people can do. Can anyone say gerbil? OMG !!
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Post by Opti on Dec 4, 2021 21:25:13 GMT -5
Oh, but actually, we do want to know...maybe? Never in your wildest imagination can you guess what people can do. Can anyone say gerbil? Sadly aware of this idea.
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Post by Opti on Dec 4, 2021 21:26:52 GMT -5
Everyone's curious about what might fit in their bottoms. The problem is that many of us seem to forget what we know about physics and vacuums while we are satisfying that curiosity.
I'm old enough, and anonymous enough, to state that I am very glad to be a girl in this regard. It's probably a lot easier to retrieve lost stuff from that chute than the other. I'm not sure that men are dumber, or more curious.
Uhhhhhh……. No, not everyone is. And I’m saying this while under the influence……. Like when a drunken mind often speaks a sober truth. My drunken mind and my sober truth both disagree with your first statement. I have a strong desire to not be one of those hospital admissions. Not curious.
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Post by pulmonarymd on Dec 4, 2021 21:34:31 GMT -5
If you are you give us a good story to tell for many years!
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Post by tallguy on Dec 4, 2021 22:03:59 GMT -5
The last line was...informative as well....
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Post by laterbloomer on Dec 4, 2021 22:16:56 GMT -5
Everyone's curious about what might fit in their bottoms. The problem is that many of us seem to forget what we know about physics and vacuums while we are satisfying that curiosity.
I'm old enough, and anonymous enough, to state that I am very glad to be a girl in this regard. It's probably a lot easier to retrieve lost stuff from that chute than the other. I'm not sure that men are dumber, or more curious.
On every level imaginable, for a whole host of reasons....NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!
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Post by Tennesseer on Dec 4, 2021 23:25:55 GMT -5
SNOPES: Richard Gere and the GerbilHoary urban legend reports a celebrity was taken to a hospital emergency room to have a gerbil removed from his rectum. Claim Richard Gere was taken to a hospital emergency room to have a gerbil removed from his rectum. Rating False Richard Gere and the Gerbil
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Post by busymom on Dec 4, 2021 23:59:35 GMT -5
Oh, but actually, we do want to know...maybe? Never in your wildest imagination can you guess what people can do. Can anyone say gerbil? Sad, but true. And, it was alive when it went in.
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Post by Lizard Queen on Dec 7, 2021 11:51:52 GMT -5
Humans are some dumbass animals.
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