Someone pooped in my toilet and I can’t deal...Update?

[Rukh O'Rorke]

Was having work done outside....

While foreman was away, the only one I’ve talked to....one of the workman asked to use bathroom. I was kind of shocked cuz covid and they’ve been here 2 days about 6-7 persons - so assumed this wasn’t necessary.

To my bemused pause he said it was an emergency so of course I acquiesced .... I expected it to be quick and we both had masks on....

But is wasn’t quick, and over time, I had to acknowledge the truth.

And the toilet only had one flush in it!!! We keep turning water off cause it runs so only turn it on when needed....and then I began to suspect more than one flush was needed!!!

[gs11rmb]

I feel very sorry for the workman!

[Rukh O'Rorke]

They know how these work. He figured it out!


I sat on couch with mask on for 10 minutes after...

Hopefully that was enough?

[daisylu]

Had to have been an emergency for him to ask, but  .

[NastyWoman]

Dec 4, 2020 15:04:15 GMT -5 Rukh O'Rorke said:

They know how these work. He figured it out!


I sat on couch with mask on for 10 minutes after...

Hopefully that was enough?

Why 10 minutes? Can't have been for the smell since you are asking if that was enough?

[Rukh O'Rorke]

10 min for covid!

just now had a mask on anyway so opened bathroom door.

pungent. with mask. I closed the door. Not sure if everything has "played through" or not. But needed to make sure the water had been turned off again and it was.

window painted shut...

I still can't deal!!

[Rukh O'Rorke]

lol, can covid germs be in fumes?

[Tennesseer]

Dec 4, 2020 14:51:00 GMT -5 Rukh O'Rorke said:

Was having work done outside....

While foreman was away, the only one I’ve talked to....one of the workman asked to use bathroom. I was kind of shocked cuz covid and they’ve been here 2 days about 6-7 persons - so assumed this wasn’t necessary.

To my bemused pause he said it was an emergency so of course I acquiesced .... I expected it to be quick and we both had masks on....

But is wasn’t quick, and over time, I had to acknowledge the truth.

And the toilet only had one flush in it!!! We keep turning water off cause it runs so only turn it on when needed....and then I began to suspect more than one flush was needed!!!

Pish. I think I got you beat.

When I first moved here I rented a townhouse apartment. One day I returned home from work to discover my apartment had been burglarized. To add insult to injury, the burglar took a and didn't flush the toilet.

The police were unable to collect the DNA.

[bookkeeper]

I had a neighbor with teen age kids.  The kids had a party when mom and dad were out of town.  One of the party goers pooped on a plate and microwaved it as they trashed the house.

By comparison, your problem isn't so bad!

[plugginaway22]

Hahaha, thanks I needed this laugh today, Rukh.

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[oped]

www.esquire.com/entertainment/a129/sedaris-big-boy-1199/

[seriousthistime]

When I first moved to the place I'm living now, the garage door was working fine, as needed, all moving day long.  When I went to close it up for the evening, still with a lot of my possessions in boxes inside the garage, the door wouldn't close.  Obviously I couldn't leave it that way and called for a repairman.  He arrived promptly and within a few minutes asked if he could use the bathroom right near the garage door and steps away from the kitchen where I was unpacking.  I acquiesced.  There was very little to muffle the sound.  At least the water worked and the toilet flushed, but it was before I had even had a chance to use my own toilet for the first time.

I had friends who lived north of your city, Rukh.  On a trash collection day, my friend saw a trash collector hotfoot it from the street to someplace that seemed to be behind her detached garage.  The trash truck seemed to be parked in front of her house for a longer time than usual.  Then she saw the trash collector amble back down her driveway toward the street, the truck got moving, and they resumed their collections. Curiosity got the best of her.  She walked around the far side of the garage, and then behind it, and found a pile of fresh poop.  And next to it was a square of flannel he had ripped from his shirt to use as TP. 

[Opti]

Dec 4, 2020 16:04:02 GMT -5 Rukh O'Rorke said:

10 min for covid!

just now had a mask on anyway so opened bathroom door.

pungent. with mask. I closed the door. Not sure if everything has "played through" or not. But needed to make sure the water had been turned off again and it was.

window painted shut...

I still can't deal!!

I get it. It wasn't just the but that coupled with there could be 10 minutes of a Covid infested cloud hanging out in your bathroom
is tough because you don't have a window to air out the room quickly.

[Rukh O'Rorke]

Dec 4, 2020 16:20:30 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

Dec 4, 2020 14:51:00 GMT -5 Rukh O'Rorke said:

Was having work done outside....

While foreman was away, the only one I’ve talked to....one of the workman asked to use bathroom. I was kind of shocked cuz covid and they’ve been here 2 days about 6-7 persons - so assumed this wasn’t necessary.

To my bemused pause he said it was an emergency so of course I acquiesced .... I expected it to be quick and we both had masks on....

But is wasn’t quick, and over time, I had to acknowledge the truth.

And the toilet only had one flush in it!!! We keep turning water off cause it runs so only turn it on when needed....and then I began to suspect more than one flush was needed!!!

Pish. I think I got you beat.

When I first moved here I rented a townhouse apartment. One day I returned home from work to discover my apartment had been burglarized. To add insult to injury, the burglar took a and didn't flush the toilet.

The police were unable to collect the DNA.

did they try??

[Opti]

Dec 4, 2020 16:04:30 GMT -5 Rukh O'Rorke said:

lol, can covid germs be in fumes?

That's a Q for PMD. If he took his mask off while in the bathroom and was in there 10 minutes, its not a happy thing, although 10 is much safer than 15. Maybe its time to buy poopuri or whatever it is and have it next to the toilet?

[Rukh O'Rorke]

Dec 4, 2020 17:41:56 GMT -5 seriousthistime said:

She walked around the far side of the garage, and then behind it, and found a pile of fresh poop.  And next to it was a square of flannel he had ripped from his shirt to use as TP. 

that is just too outrageous! Poop in garbage truck for goodness' sake! pick it up and put it into the trash.

Did she file a compliant??

[Tennesseer]

Dec 4, 2020 17:59:40 GMT -5 Rukh O'Rorke said:

Dec 4, 2020 16:20:30 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

Pish. I think I got you beat.

When I first moved here I rented a townhouse apartment. One day I returned home from work to discover my apartment had been burglarized. To add insult to injury, the burglar took a and didn't flush the toilet.

The police were unable to collect the DNA.

did they try??

No. Nothing solid to test. Watered down.

I got home around 1800 hours and noticed the police were at my next door neighbor's apartment. I figured a break-in.

I got to my front door and it was slightly ajar. Door frame was broken. Looked inside and saw my TV, VCR and microwave were missing. Walked next door and told the police when they were done there to come on over for the same reason.

Thieves walked right past a brand new TV still in its box. Renter's insurance covered the thefts. Good to have renter's insurance.

[Deleted]

I read a medical report that COVID can be "shared" via farts because it's present in poop.

However, I'd have to guess your chances of catching it from someone dumping in your bathroom has to be small.

[Tennesseer]

Dec 4, 2020 17:41:56 GMT -5 seriousthistime said:

When I first moved to the place I'm living now, the garage door was working fine, as needed, all moving day long.  When I went to close it up for the evening, still with a lot of my possessions in boxes inside the garage, the door wouldn't close.  Obviously I couldn't leave it that way and called for a repairman.  He arrived promptly and within a few minutes asked if he could use the bathroom right near the garage door and steps away from the kitchen where I was unpacking.  I acquiesced.  There was very little to muffle the sound.  At least the water worked and the toilet flushed, but it was before I had even had a chance to use my own toilet for the first time.

I had friends who lived north of your city, Rukh.  On a trash collection day, my friend saw a trash collector hotfoot it from the street to someplace that seemed to be behind her detached garage.  The trash truck seemed to be parked in front of her house for a longer time than usual.  Then she saw the trash collector amble back down her driveway toward the street, the truck got moving, and they resumed their collections. Curiosity got the best of her.  She walked around the far side of the garage, and then behind it, and found a pile of fresh poop.  And next to it was a square of flannel he had ripped from his shirt to use as TP. 

Speaking of toilets...

The mayor forgot turn off his mic when he took a bathroom break from the council meeting.

[seriousthistime]

Dec 4, 2020 18:06:21 GMT -5 Rukh O'Rorke said:

Dec 4, 2020 17:41:56 GMT -5 seriousthistime said:

She walked around the far side of the garage, and then behind it, and found a pile of fresh poop.  And next to it was a square of flannel he had ripped from his shirt to use as TP. 

that is just too outrageous! Poop in garbage truck for goodness' sake! pick it up and put it into the trash.

Did she file a compliant??

Not as I recall, but she did make her husband scoop the poop and the flannel it rode in with. 

[Deleted]

In my first apt after college my friend and I partied with the maintenance staff and we had an arrangement where they could hang out and watch tv at our place and help themselves to our beer during their breaks in exchange for apt upgrades, had to draw a line when one rolled a deuce and didn’t flush.

[swamp]

Did you have a poop knife available for him?

[Rukh O'Rorke]

No but I fear he needed one!

[NomoreDramaQ1015]

Dec 4, 2020 18:59:36 GMT -5 swamp said:

Did you have a poop knife available for him?

[NoNamePerson]

Dec 4, 2020 18:13:21 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

Dec 4, 2020 17:59:40 GMT -5 Rukh O'Rorke said:

did they try??

No. Nothing solid to test. Watered down.

I got home around 1800 hours and noticed the police were at my next door neighbor's apartment. I figured a break-in.

I got to my front door and it was slightly ajar. Door frame was broken. Looked inside and saw my TV, VCR and microwave were missing. Walked next door and told the police when they were done there to come on over for the same reason.

Thieves walked right past a brand new TV still in its box. Renter's insurance covered the thefts. Good to have renter's insurance.

Probably couldn't read!!

[Rukh O'Rorke]

You weren't expecting an update??

Neither was I!


Scrubbed this toilet today.....there was.....particulate stuck on the bowl.....and .....clumps.... one rather large..... 


I still cannot deal with this!!!



  ^{I would rather he'd gone back by the garage and I never knew about any of this......}
 

[Tennesseer]

[andi9899]

Dec 4, 2020 18:59:36 GMT -5 swamp said:

Did you have a poop knife available for him?

I love everything about you.  

[seriousthistime]

Dec 7, 2020 21:50:02 GMT -5 Rukh O'Rorke said:

You weren't expecting an update??

Neither was I!


Scrubbed this toilet today.....there was.....particulate stuck on the bowl.....and .....clumps.... one rather large..... 


I still cannot deal with this!!!



  ^{I would rather he'd gone back by the garage and I never knew about any of this......}
 

OMG, the "first laugh of the day" award goes to you!

That's flipping rude, I have to say, to use a toilet in someone's house and leave behind that kind of "evidence."  Public restroom, that's different, but in someone's house?  I'd be pissed.  Do you have a bathroom brush in that bathroom?  I think bathroom brushes are a hint to guests that they are expected to clean up after themselves.