jelloshots4all
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Post by jelloshots4all on Apr 22, 2020 13:22:28 GMT -5
Someone on FB posted she was excited that tanning salons were thinking about reopening. WTF?? She lives in WI, it is 40 degrees out, you can't go anywhere on vacation, you want to put a bathing suit on to tan  Yeah, real smart! |
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bean29
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Post by bean29 on Apr 22, 2020 13:27:15 GMT -5
My hair really needs to be colored and my nails need attention too. I was just thinking I should go buy some dye and plan to do my own hair for the next year or so.
Our thought processes are all different. |
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billisonboard
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Post by billisonboard on Apr 22, 2020 13:35:42 GMT -5
Someone on FB posted she was excited that tanning salons were thinking about reopening. WTF?? She lives in WI, it is 40 degrees out, you can't go anywhere on vacation, you want to put a bathing suit on to tan Yeah, real smart! She has no need. President Trump has her coveted: Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Invokes Defense Production Act to Mass-Produce Gallons of Spray Tan
By Andy Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—At long last invoking the Defense Production Act, Donald J. Trump has ordered the nation’s factories to begin mass-producing gallons of spray tan.
Speaking at the White House on Tuesday, Trump said that, because millions of Americans have been forced to remain indoors, the country’s stockpiles of fake-tan reserves have fallen to “dangerously low” levels.
“I sent Mike Pence out to buy some yesterday, and he went to store after store and they were all out,” Trump said. “It’s a disgraceful situation.”
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