jerseygirl
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Post by jerseygirl on Apr 9, 2020 20:16:15 GMT -5
I’ll start:
It’s Thursday and time to take out the garbage. I’m so excited what should I wear?
Classified: Single woman with 3 bottles of hand sanitizer is seeking man with toilet paper for some good clean fun
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Sharon
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Post by Sharon on Apr 9, 2020 21:16:01 GMT -5
Only a half hour more until the mail arrives, hope the mail person isn't running late today.
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busymom
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Why is the rum always gone? Oh...that's why.
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Post by busymom on Apr 9, 2020 21:20:28 GMT -5
Moment of silence for the people who agreed to live with shitty roommates because they "wouldn't be spending much time at home anyway"   |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2020 21:39:19 GMT -5
I bought cactus seeds today because I had no idea you could grow them from seed and I figured I have plenty of time to watch them grow...
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movingforward
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Post by movingforward on Apr 9, 2020 21:49:12 GMT -5
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NomoreDramaQ1015
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Apr 9, 2020 21:57:00 GMT -5
Soon there will be a new show on E! "Fashion Police: Covid mask edition".
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giramomma
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Post by giramomma on Apr 9, 2020 22:50:32 GMT -5
I bought cactus seeds today because I had no idea you could grow them from seed and I figured I have plenty of time to watch them grow... The peanut has a thing for cacti these days. We bought a packet of seeds from home depot that I think we'll start this weekend. She's pee-in-her-pants excited. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2020 0:36:00 GMT -5
I bought cactus seeds today because I had no idea you could grow them from seed and I figured I have plenty of time to watch them grow... The peanut has a thing for cacti these days. We bought a packet of seeds from home depot that I think we'll start this weekend. She's pee-in-her-pants excited. Something tells me that unless they are mutant cacti, we might all be waiting a long time for anything interesting to emerge. lol |
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busymom
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Why is the rum always gone? Oh...that's why.
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Post by busymom on Apr 10, 2020 6:38:12 GMT -5
Gonna ask my Daddy if the offer to slap me into next year is still available.  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2020 11:02:02 GMT -5
2020
Written by Stephen King
Directed by Quentin Tarantino
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2020 11:03:00 GMT -5
If you see my kids crying outside and pulling weeds, don't worry-they are on a field trip!
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NomoreDramaQ1015
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Apr 10, 2020 11:53:16 GMT -5
Apparently Ren + Stimpy already covered what happens to you under quarantine back in the 90s.
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movingforward
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Post by movingforward on Apr 10, 2020 12:06:25 GMT -5
I spent at least 20 minutes this morning staring out the window watching birds, along side the cat. It was either Monday or Tuesday that I woke up and had absolutely zero idea what day it was. I seriously had to think about it for a bit...
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NomoreDramaQ1015
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Apr 10, 2020 12:09:49 GMT -5
How I feel watching the news anymore.
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movingforward
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Post by movingforward on Apr 10, 2020 12:40:20 GMT -5
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teen persuasion
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Post by teen persuasion on Apr 10, 2020 14:44:44 GMT -5
Just saw this on Twitter:
when my sister dropped off our grandma's groceries today, grandma shouted at her from across the driveway "HAVE YOU MET ANY NICE BOYS YET." my sister shouted back "GRANDMA IT'S A PANDEMIC I CAN'T LEAVE MY HOUSE" and grandma yelled "YOU CAN CALL THEM ON THE PHONE."
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jerseygirl
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Post by jerseygirl on Apr 10, 2020 17:18:41 GMT -5
The waist snaps on my jeans are practicing social distancing
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busymom
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Why is the rum always gone? Oh...that's why.
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Post by busymom on Apr 10, 2020 17:18:42 GMT -5
2020.
Can I get a refund?
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NomoreDramaQ1015
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Apr 10, 2020 17:21:49 GMT -5
Spongebob teaches us to wash our hands
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Artemis Windsong
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The love in me salutes the love in you. M. Williamson
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Post by Artemis Windsong on Apr 10, 2020 23:01:09 GMT -5
Dolly Parton: Before all of this is over with, you just might be begging Joleen to take your man. Watching the debris from an untrimmed palm tree buffeted by the wind wondering when and where it will fall.
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alabamagal
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Post by alabamagal on Apr 11, 2020 5:21:43 GMT -5
I now know why my dogs stare out the window and bark when people walk by.
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NomoreDramaQ1015
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Apr 11, 2020 8:39:20 GMT -5
I may take a vacation today. Should I go to Los Bedroom or Casa de toilet?
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Rukh O'Rorke
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Post by Rukh O'Rorke on Apr 11, 2020 9:07:32 GMT -5
Seriously!! The year when nothing happened. I have read a couple of incidences where people are having sex with roommates because no one else is available! While serious couples are finding partners not so great and questioning relationships. So - some people are having lives during lockdown? |
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swamp
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Don't be a fool. Call me!
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Post by swamp on Apr 11, 2020 9:10:46 GMT -5
I may take a vacation today. Should I go to Los Bedroom or Casa de toilet? I hear Puerta Backyarda is nice. |
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NomoreDramaQ1015
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Apr 11, 2020 9:24:41 GMT -5
I may take a vacation today. Should I go to Los Bedroom or Casa de toilet? I hear Puerta Backyarda is nice. True. But don't go to Mos Basement I've heard it's a wretched hive of scum and villany. |
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Post by oped on Apr 11, 2020 10:21:15 GMT -5
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lurkyloo
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“Time means nothing now,” said Toad. “It is just the thing that happens between snacks.”
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Post by lurkyloo on Apr 11, 2020 10:53:48 GMT -5
„2020 is a unique leap year. February had 29 days, March had 300 days, and April has 5 years.“
-seen online somewhere
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NomoreDramaQ1015
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Apr 11, 2020 11:20:11 GMT -5
Starting to understand why our ancestors worshiped the sun.
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NomoreDramaQ1015
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Apr 11, 2020 12:56:30 GMT -5
Is what i am doing on my computer considered window shopping or do I have to call it monitor shopping now?
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alabamagal
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Post by alabamagal on Apr 11, 2020 15:03:38 GMT -5
Drinking is good for your health. If you have a wine glass (or beer or mixed drink) in both hands, you can’t touch your face!
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