kadee79
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Post by kadee79 on Mar 27, 2020 11:44:20 GMT -5
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—New evidence uncovered over the past several weeks indicates that intelligence is not contagious, a study by the Centers for Disease Control reports. In a controlled experiment documented by the study, a seventy-nine-year-old man with intelligence was placed in close proximity to a seventy-three-year-old man without it for a period of several weeks to see if even a trace of his knowledge and expertise could be transmitted. After weeks of near-constant exposure, however, the seventy-three-year-old man appeared “a hundred per cent asymptomatic” of intelligence, the researchers found. "In terms of facts, data, and wisdom, there was zero community spread,” the report stated. The researchers, however, left open the possibility that intelligence might be transmissible to other people, just not to the seventy-three-year-old who was the subject of the experiment. “There is evidence to suggest that this subject has developed a super-immunity to intelligence, making it impossible for even rudimentary information to permeate his extraordinarily thick cranium,” the study indicated. www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/new-evidence-indicates-intelligence-not-contagious?irclickid=Wf6XYK0FVTGrXbwVs22I72S0Uki0k%3A11yx8b3I0&irgwc=1&source=affiliate_impactpmx_12f6tote_desktop_Viglink%20Primary&utm_source=impact-affiliate&utm_medium=27795&utm_campaign=impact&utm_content=Subscribe%20to%20The%20New%20Yorker%20Now%20and%20Get%2012%20issues%20for%20%246%20%2B%20Free%20tote%21&utm_brand=tny |
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Bob Ross
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Post by Bob Ross on Mar 27, 2020 12:01:04 GMT -5
Does the the seventy-three-year-old man post regularly on this forum?  |
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kadee79
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Post by kadee79 on Mar 27, 2020 14:18:01 GMT -5
No, he sends out tweets all the time. Fauci is the 79 y.o.!
ETA...forgot, the 73 y.o. lies more than he tells the truth too....has a mentality of about a 2nd grader.
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djAdvocate
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Post by djAdvocate on Mar 27, 2020 14:25:22 GMT -5
No, he sends out tweets all the time. Fauci is the 79 y.o.! ETA...forgot, the 73 y.o. lies more than he tells the truth too....has a mentality of about a 2nd grader. he doesn't think.
that is the conclusion I have reached after watching him for several years now.
he either reacts to the opinions of others or uses his gut.
it is the worst leadership style I have ever seen.
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NomoreDramaQ1015
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Mar 27, 2020 14:34:53 GMT -5
Stupidity sure seems to be though.  |
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Bob Ross
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Post by Bob Ross on Mar 27, 2020 15:50:01 GMT -5
The sad thing is, stupidity sure seems to be adored by other stupidity, though.
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happyhoix
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Post by happyhoix on Mar 27, 2020 17:52:51 GMT -5
No, he sends out tweets all the time. Fauci is the 79 y.o.! ETA...forgot, the 73 y.o. lies more than he tells the truth too....has a mentality of about a 2nd grader. he doesn't think.
that is the conclusion I have reached after watching him for several years now.
he either reacts to the opinions of others or uses his gut.
it is the worst leadership style I have ever seen.
[br Cumo was on tv begging for ventilators. Trump said he didn’t believe hospitals needed so many ventilators, that usually hospitals only have 1 or 2 ventilators, so why would they need thousands now?? So- he’s so unintelligent he can’t figure out why hospitals need so many ventilators right now. |
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djAdvocate
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Post by djAdvocate on Mar 27, 2020 21:00:30 GMT -5
he doesn't think.
that is the conclusion I have reached after watching him for several years now.
he either reacts to the opinions of others or uses his gut.
it is the worst leadership style I have ever seen.
[br Cumo was on tv begging for ventilators. Trump said he didn’t believe hospitals needed so many ventilators, that usually hospitals only have 1 or 2 ventilators, so why would they need thousands now?? So- he’s so unintelligent he can’t figure out why hospitals need so many ventilators right now. he also just ordered GM to build ventilators.
so, he is just lying about the problem, then acknowledging that it exists pretty much in the same breath.
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happyhoix
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Post by happyhoix on Mar 28, 2020 15:42:12 GMT -5
[br Cumo was on tv begging for ventilators. Trump said he didn’t believe hospitals needed so many ventilators, that usually hospitals only have 1 or 2 ventilators, so why would they need thousands now?? So- he’s so unintelligent he can’t figure out why hospitals need so many ventilators right now. he also just ordered GM to build ventilators.
so, he is just lying about the problem, then acknowledging that it exists pretty much in the same breath.
lying about a problem he just said wasn't a problem is kind of his forte. That and making a quarter head of hair look almost like a whole head of hair. |
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