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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2011 10:51:19 GMT -5
"It ended up putting the lotion on it's skin." huh? You've never seen Silence of the Lambs, I take it.
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Post by pig on Mar 31, 2011 11:02:56 GMT -5
You mean like the time that my grandparent's friends .....It was only after they left that I realized my "personal stimulator" was lying on the floor next to the bed.
They probably thought it was a flashlight or something.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2011 13:40:35 GMT -5
"It ended up putting the lotion on it's skin." huh? You've never seen Silence of the Lambs, I take it. A long time ago. I don't remember specific lines.
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Post by pig on Mar 31, 2011 13:58:35 GMT -5
Later lol
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Mar 31, 2011 14:14:58 GMT -5
You mean like the time that my grandparent's friends .....It was only after they left that I realized my "personal stimulator" was lying on the floor next to the bed. They probably thought it was a flashlight or something.
[/b] That's better than them thinking it's a flesh light. I just learned about this myself recently on FB.
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Post by ken a.k.a OMK on Mar 31, 2011 14:25:08 GMT -5
I'm sure the real thing is much better then the fleshlight.
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Post by sheilaincali on Mar 31, 2011 14:34:42 GMT -5
Went to a friends house once (married couple in their early 20's) and they had plastic fireman's hats, lotion and toy handcuffs on the coffee table. 15 years later and DH and I still talk about that and laugh.
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Post by Taxman10 on Mar 31, 2011 14:39:52 GMT -5
You mean like the time that my grandparent's friends .....It was only after they left that I realized my "personal stimulator" was lying on the floor next to the bed. They probably thought it was a flashlight or something. or a "fleshlight" :-)
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Post by Taxman10 on Mar 31, 2011 14:41:04 GMT -5
You mean like the time that my grandparent's friends .....It was only after they left that I realized my "personal stimulator" was lying on the floor next to the bed. They probably thought it was a flashlight or something.
[/b] That's better than them thinking it's a flesh light. I just learned about this myself recently on FB. [/quote] LOL -- apparently I'm too late with my joke!! good job POM!!
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Mar 31, 2011 14:41:45 GMT -5
Taxman, LMAO!! Read my post #36. Great or perverted minds?
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Post by Taxman10 on Mar 31, 2011 14:43:10 GMT -5
Taxman, LMAO!! Read my post #36. Great or perverted minds? LOL - yeah i hadn't read down far enough, i was just so excited to use my line!! which happened to be your line also!
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Mar 31, 2011 14:51:59 GMT -5
When we brought our oldest home from the hospital I noticed we'd left a couple ropes ties to the bed frame. I noticed this about three days after we got back, and pretty much Loop's entire family had already been over to see the baby. We have a picture of us, her sister, and a couple cousins all on the bed with my daughter, and now I know the ropes are there just outside the shot. I still don't know if anyone noticed them, but nobody has ever said anything.
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Post by gawgagranny on Mar 31, 2011 15:12:02 GMT -5
Or like the time my puppydawg decided to drag my black lace undies thru the living room then sit down & start teething on the crotch area--while I was presiding over a school parents' group meeting in the same room ! The embarassing thing is that I was recently divorced at the time.....Oh well, at least the undies were clean!
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Post by ken a.k.a OMK on Mar 31, 2011 15:21:48 GMT -5
For granny. And to relax...
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Post by Elizabeth on Apr 2, 2011 16:06:53 GMT -5
I was having a hard time finding a specific item in my nightstand (can't remember what it was) so I started taking everything out and putting it on the floor, and apparently I put my "personal stimlator" standing upright on top of it. I came back from school and saw my bedroom door was ajar, and then I ran into my male roommate who went on for about 10 minutes that he thought it was great that I was empowered enough as a women to, um, take care of myself. I get embarrassed just thinking about it again.
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Post by Elizabeth on Apr 3, 2011 21:39:11 GMT -5
I can't believe I'm the thread killer, on THIS of all threads. LOL!!!!
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Post by Apple on Apr 3, 2011 22:45:09 GMT -5
My Silence of the Lambs-esque basement when the plumber showed up to fix a leaky pipe. It ended up putting the lotion on it's skin. OMG! I laughed when I read this and ended up almost choking myself.
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Post by TD2K on Apr 3, 2011 22:58:45 GMT -5
Or like the time my puppydawg decided to drag my black lace undies thru the living room then sit down & start teething on the crotch area
I told this story but friends of mine had a little Yorkie. He would bring his blanket into the living room when everyone was there, roll it up into a ball and then proceed to hump the living daylights out of it, stopping only to re-arrange it as needed.
You couldn't really play with him as it would quickly progress to you being the blanket.
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Post by Mardi Gras Audrey on Apr 4, 2011 0:32:31 GMT -5
One of the neighborhood kids growing up was at his friend's house (Group of ~8th grade boys). One asked to see some porn and the kid whose home it was went through the house and found a movie. They popped it in and started making comments on the size of things before one of them realized that the "actors" in the movie were the parents of the kid whose home it was (It was a home movie). It was very embarassing, especially considering that the kid had made comments about how small his dad was and what his mom looked like before he realized it was his parents.... He also had to contend with the other kids telling the whole neighborhood about their "discovery"...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2011 7:00:47 GMT -5
When we moved the last time I had packed up a few "personal" boxes myself. You know...put things in there that no one should ever see....WELL, apparently the moving company had a rule that THEY had to pack all of the boxes. So, at one point of the day, one of the males came out to let me know that he found my box of "friends" and that they were in a box marked "Angel's stuff".
I nearly died.
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Post by pig on Apr 4, 2011 8:33:44 GMT -5
LOL why didn't you just bring that box with you? Can you describe what your friends looked like? Size, color and function?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2011 9:26:31 GMT -5
I left the box in the garage thinking since it was already all taped up that they would just load it on the truck with the other boxes. I didn't want to carry a box of "friends" with me across several state lines. I didn't want my kids to open it up or something.
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Post by TD2K on Apr 4, 2011 9:28:05 GMT -5
Do you have an inventory listing for us Angel?
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Post by pig on Apr 4, 2011 9:28:13 GMT -5
I'd say I'd rather have movers find it than your kids. You're kids are always there lol. Bringing sex toys across state lines isn't a crime!
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Post by TD2K on Apr 4, 2011 9:32:06 GMT -5
I had packed up a few "personal" boxes myself A " few" boxes? ?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2011 9:37:56 GMT -5
Well...not ALL of the boxes were friends. Some of the boxes were things that were precious to me that I didn't want them to break. Military movers break everything!
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Apr 4, 2011 9:38:15 GMT -5
Many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many.... BOXES...took a semi-truck
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Apr 4, 2011 10:25:51 GMT -5
One asked to see some porn and the kid whose home it was went through the house and found a movie. They popped it in and started making comments on the size of things before one of them realized that the "actors" in the movie were the parents of the kid whose home it was (It was a home movie).
LAMO, that is what you get for snooping thru your parents' porn videos!
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Post by TD2K on Apr 4, 2011 16:02:15 GMT -5
I was actually moisturizing my legs but no one will accept that explanation
Maybe because of the handcuffs and ropes beside the baby oil?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2011 13:05:54 GMT -5
What's with all the tying up? Why is everyone trying to escape?
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