zibazinski
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Post by zibazinski on Jan 5, 2017 9:06:17 GMT -5
Many years ago a lead engineer was talking about the manufacturing process for a certain item and kept saying "wash the balls". I was doing everything I could not to lose my shit but by buddy, another coworker started laughing the third time she said it which made me friggin lose it and I started laughing, one of those I couldn't stop for a while. It actually was a valid way to describe part of the process but the inner kid in me couldn't stop laughing. Ball washer on the golf course
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giramomma
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Post by giramomma on Jan 5, 2017 9:47:05 GMT -5
OMG. You should have heard me at home while I was baking cookies. Many of the cookies I needed to make had to be rolled into balls.
"My balls are really cold."
"I took my balls out of the fridge so they could warm up."
"My balls are too dry/too moist."
"I'm flattening my balls."
"My balls are mishapen."
DS altered between laughing his ass off and saying "Oh god, mom, why do you have a middle schooler mind? Why can't you just be old.?"
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naughtybear
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Post by naughtybear on Jan 5, 2017 10:19:16 GMT -5
Me and the ex used to get a good 15 minute laugh fest at caulk.
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NomoreDramaQ1015
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Jan 5, 2017 10:20:30 GMT -5
I could not stop snickering when my Evolution teacher kept talking about "Great Tits". Which is a bird species by the way.
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NoNamePerson
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jan 5, 2017 11:01:30 GMT -5
OMG. You should have heard me at home while I was baking cookies. Many of the cookies I needed to make had to be rolled into balls. "My balls are really cold." "I took my balls out of the fridge so they could warm up." "My balls are too dry/too moist." " I'm flattening my balls." " My balls are mishapen."
DS altered between laughing his ass off and saying "Oh god, mom, why do you have a middle schooler mind? Why can't you just be old.?" Well, what did you expect And your DS sounds just like mine did when I said stuff like that!!
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cronewitch
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Post by cronewitch on Jan 5, 2017 16:06:25 GMT -5
Mom was introducing a cousin I hadn't seen since she was a baby and her girl friend to my nephew and I. Mom tells us they are lesbians and my nephew asked her why she would tell us that and asked if his grandma was lesbian, I told him she was just curious. Mom was funny she had a friend from school in the 40s who didn't come out until after retirement and when she did everyone said they always knew. Mom didn't want our cousin to feel she needed to be in the closet. Sometimes it is ok not to announce these things in the first sentence introducing people.
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sesfw
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Post by sesfw on Jan 5, 2017 16:59:02 GMT -5
I suffer from foot-in-mouth disease ......... to the point of not even remembering them any more
Wonder if I can start a go-fund-me account to pay for my treatment
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mcsangel2
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Post by mcsangel2 on Jan 5, 2017 19:33:14 GMT -5
OMG. You should have heard me at home while I was baking cookies. Many of the cookies I needed to make had to be rolled into balls. "My balls are really cold." "I took my balls out of the fridge so they could warm up." "My balls are too dry/too moist." "I'm flattening my balls." "My balls are mishapen." DS altered between laughing his ass off and saying "Oh god, mom, why do you have a middle schooler mind? Why can't you just be old.?" Sounds like you had the classic "Schweddy Balls" SNL sketch on the brain!
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