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Post by Rukh O'Rorke on Nov 30, 2016 20:29:40 GMT -5
anyone with contact?
Last I remember, times were getting tough. Hope she's doing ok.
Anyone have the latest news?
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Post by andi9899 on Nov 30, 2016 22:00:56 GMT -5
Oh God! Please don't say that name three times.
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Post by Sharon on Nov 30, 2016 22:21:58 GMT -5
I had noticed she hadn't been around for a while. Did she and Archie run off together? He has been missing for a while too.
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Post by rob base on Nov 30, 2016 22:29:58 GMT -5
TLooney, TLooney, TLooney |
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Post by andi9899 on Nov 30, 2016 23:10:46 GMT -5
TLooney, TLooney, TLooney I hate you. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2016 23:32:39 GMT -5
I thought of Archie today. There was a Facebook meme about how if you poop at work every day for ten minutes, that's like getting a whole week paid a year just for pooping...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2016 23:40:53 GMT -5
I thought of Archie today. There was a Facebook meme about how if you poop at work every day for ten minutes, that's like getting a whole week paid a year just for pooping... The Will Ferrell one? That was hilarious. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2016 8:23:37 GMT -5
I thought of Archie today. There was a Facebook meme about how if you poop at work every day for ten minutes, that's like getting a whole week paid a year just for pooping... He claims he's lurking. Let's see if this brings ArchietheDragon out of hiding.  |
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Rukh O'Rorke
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Post by Rukh O'Rorke on Dec 1, 2016 8:44:13 GMT -5
I had noticed she hadn't been around for a while. Did she and Archie run off together? He has been missing for a while too.  |
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Post by GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl on Dec 1, 2016 10:29:18 GMT -5
I had noticed she hadn't been around for a while. Did she and Archie run off together? He has been missing for a while too. Why the shock and surprise? Those two should have gotten a room years ago. |
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rob base
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Post by rob base on Dec 1, 2016 21:33:16 GMT -5
and more importantly what about EFCO??!!
Rob Base sad.....  |
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Works4me
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Post by Works4me on Dec 2, 2016 5:58:50 GMT -5
I thought of Archie today. There was a Facebook meme about how if you poop at work every day for ten minutes, that's like getting a whole week paid a year just for pooping... Holy Shit! I'm so neurotic I did the math: (10 min/day) X (5 days/wk) X (50 wks/yr) = 2500 min/year (2500 min/yr) / (60 min/hr) = 41.667 hours per week! - oops, I mean year! LOL Again, all I can say is, "Holy Shit!" |
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Post by Peace77 on Dec 2, 2016 9:24:00 GMT -5
Works4Sarah,
Your math is off.
It would be 41.667 hours per year.
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Post by Sam_2.0 on Dec 2, 2016 9:40:00 GMT -5
I thought of Archie today. There was a Facebook meme about how if you poop at work every day for ten minutes, that's like getting a whole week paid a year just for pooping... Holy Shit! I'm so neurotic I did the math: (10 min/day) X (5 days/wk) X (50 wks/yr) = 2500 min/year (2500 min/yr) / (60 min/hr) = 41.667 hours per week! year (fixed) Again, all I can say is, "Holy Shit!"  Boss makes a dolla, I make a dime. And that's why I poop on company time! |
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Post by Lizard Queen on Dec 2, 2016 9:44:01 GMT -5
Lol
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Post by Rukh O'Rorke on Dec 2, 2016 9:51:36 GMT -5
but is the alienation from coworkers really worth it?  |
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Post by MJ2.0 on Dec 2, 2016 10:04:51 GMT -5
If you have to poop, what are you supposed to do - hold it til you get home? Geez, we all do it. Just flush after each poop so the bathroom doesn't reek.
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Post by Ryan on Dec 2, 2016 10:48:06 GMT -5
Since smart phones have been invented, poop time has definitely increased by a minimum of 2x.
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Post by andi9899 on Dec 2, 2016 10:55:26 GMT -5
Or buy that VIPoo stuff I keep seeing commercials for.
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Post by Tennesseer on Dec 5, 2016 9:54:08 GMT -5
I can poop within 5 minutes, usually much less. Therefore so can all of my employees. The restrooms are metered and each employee is only allowed 9 minutes/ day total for all use. Also, we are on septic here, so any poop effluent will affect our eventual pumping costs, so the employees are charged a disposal fee per poop. Finally, the time spent pooping need not be unproductive. Each employee has a list of approved materials (given based upon their function in the company) to bring with them and read and study while they are in there. Help put the the dollar coin back into circulation by installing meters on bathroom doors which only accept Sacagawea dollars. |
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Post by Tennesseer on Dec 5, 2016 10:17:39 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but our restrooms are metered based on a butt print recognition system, and the fees are debited automatically from the paychecks the following week. All very efficient, and no room for the archaic coins. Efficient except for inputting the caboozes into the system in the first place.... No need for the whole caboosee scanner. If technology can develop iris scanners for secuity entrance, surely they can design a sphincter scanner for bathroom entrance. Just like no two snowflakes are alike, most likely,no two sphincters are alike. |
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Post by zibazinski on Dec 5, 2016 15:12:39 GMT -5
Eww 😷
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Post by wyouser on Dec 5, 2016 18:16:06 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but our restrooms are metered based on a butt print recognition system, and the fees are debited automatically from the paychecks the following week. All very efficient, and no room for the archaic coins. Efficient except for inputting the caboozes into the system in the first place.... I'm sorry to bring this up....but......Federal Privacy Laws require that all butt print recognition systems be encrypted to protect the privacy of employees posteriers from "Russian hackers"..... |
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Post by mmhmm on Dec 5, 2016 18:27:22 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but our restrooms are metered based on a butt print recognition system, and the fees are debited automatically from the paychecks the following week. All very efficient, and no room for the archaic coins. Efficient except for inputting the caboozes into the system in the first place.... No need for the whole caboosee scanner. If technology can develop iris scanners for secuity entrance, surely they can design a sphincter scanner for bathroom entrance. Just like no two snowflakes are alike, most likely,no two sphincters are alike. An anal print is as unique as a fingerprint.  |
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Post by Tennesseer on Dec 5, 2016 18:54:36 GMT -5
No need for the whole caboosee scanner. If technology can develop iris scanners for secuity entrance, surely they can design a sphincter scanner for bathroom entrance. Just like no two snowflakes are alike, most likely,no two sphincters are alike. An anal print is as unique as a fingerprint. No winking at the camera! |
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Post by Rukh O'Rorke on Dec 5, 2016 19:21:18 GMT -5
This thread has taken a disturbing turn.
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Post by rob base on Dec 5, 2016 19:23:31 GMT -5
Enough potty updates and more Archie, EFCO & Tlooney updates!!! (and maybe Dark too)
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Post by suesinfl on Dec 5, 2016 19:45:56 GMT -5
If I did not know that you have a medical background, I would have some doubts about you.  |
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Post by zibazinski on Dec 5, 2016 20:20:08 GMT -5
No need for the whole caboosee scanner. If technology can develop iris scanners for secuity entrance, surely they can design a sphincter scanner for bathroom entrance. Just like no two snowflakes are alike, most likely,no two sphincters are alike. An anal print is as unique as a fingerprint. Not YOU, too!!  |
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Post by mmhmm on Dec 5, 2016 20:22:39 GMT -5
An anal print is as unique as a fingerprint. Not YOU, too!!  I figured a "medical opinion" was required.  |
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