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Post by tloonya on Apr 24, 2016 17:18:09 GMT -5
...because I know I am but I am keeping it to myself. I am having bee's waist...(ass and boobs but it is due to the weight loss so it doesn't count as bad) I am out of work for 5 weeks. Doing nothing. At all. Except cooking because I have to eat while I am drinking from 2pm to 2am. It is mind you all home made from scratch (food). Delicious and want you to lick your fingers of whatever is that near you. I don't put make up on because I am gorgeous as it is...and my hands are bit unstable so I don't want to wash my face after all this crap mascara is all over my face. I am having a score of probably 250 but who cares if I am not applying for anything? I don't need no loans. So how am I not better? I AM!
If anyone needs the loan with a score of 900 - kiss my eyelashes...pfffffffffffffffffffffff
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Post by msventoux on Apr 24, 2016 21:43:19 GMT -5
Loony's bored and drunk. This could get good!
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Post by weltschmerz on Apr 24, 2016 22:22:22 GMT -5
Loony's bored and drunk. This could get good! She's humble, too.
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Post by zibazinski on Apr 25, 2016 5:58:30 GMT -5
I didn't understand a word of it.
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Post by andi9899 on Apr 25, 2016 6:54:02 GMT -5
People usually don't.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2016 7:23:27 GMT -5
It's the vodka talking.
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Apr 25, 2016 8:32:42 GMT -5
Well? Perhaps you could be a personal chef? Assuming you don't cut off all your fingers.
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Post by mroped on Apr 25, 2016 9:15:43 GMT -5
I figured that if I put myself in the same state she is in then maybe I'll get the gist of the post so...tonight I'm getting drunk! Happy Monday everyone!
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Post by NoNamePerson on Apr 25, 2016 9:16:32 GMT -5
Hey there don't go blaming Vodka. I never talk like that.
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Post by Regis on Apr 25, 2016 9:22:17 GMT -5
...because I know I am but I am keeping it to myself. I am having bee's waist...(ass and boobs but it is due to the weight loss so it doesn't count as bad) I am out of work for 5 weeks. Doing nothing. At all. Except cooking because I have to eat while I am drinking from 2pm to 2am. It is mind you all home made from scratch (food). Delicious and want you to lick your fingers of whatever is that near you. I don't put make up on because I am gorgeous as it is...and my hands are bit unstable so I don't want to wash my face after all this crap mascara is all over my face. I am having a score of probably 250 but who cares if I am not applying for anything? I don't need no loans. So how am I not better? I AM!
If anyone needs the loan with a score of 900 - kiss my eyelashes...pfffffffffffffffffffffff
I wish I had everything you have. I only have money in the bank and no worries about retirement... Okay, except for the boobs since I'm a guy.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Apr 25, 2016 10:12:55 GMT -5
...because I know I am but I am keeping it to myself. I am having bee's waist...(ass and boobs but it is due to the weight loss so it doesn't count as bad) I am out of work for 5 weeks. Doing nothing. At all. Except cooking because I have to eat while I am drinking from 2pm to 2am. It is mind you all home made from scratch (food). Delicious and want you to lick your fingers of whatever is that near you. I don't put make up on because I am gorgeous as it is...and my hands are bit unstable so I don't want to wash my face after all this crap mascara is all over my face. I am having a score of probably 250 but who cares if I am not applying for anything? I don't need no loans. So how am I not better? I AM!
If anyone needs the loan with a score of 900 - kiss my eyelashes...pfffffffffffffffffffffff
I wish I had everything you have. I only have money in the bank and no worries about retirement... Okay, except for the boobs since I'm a guy. Well...I hope as everyone else you got that it was a joke post right? With little (well, A LOT) help of a shot glass!
But I am seriously don't get why anyone with perfect score need a loan.
Carry on citizens and happy Monday.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Apr 25, 2016 10:14:34 GMT -5
Well? Perhaps you could be a personal chef? Assuming you don't cut off all your fingers. Just checked. All there. And mind you I was making '5 hour soup' last night so I must be good!
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Apr 25, 2016 10:15:50 GMT -5
...depends on intelligence and sense of humor of a person
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2016 10:16:54 GMT -5
I wish I had everything you have. I only have money in the bank and no worries about retirement... Okay, except for the boobs since I'm a guy. Well...I hope as everyone else you got that it was a joke post right? With little (well, A LOT) help of a shot glass!
But I am seriously don't get why anyone with perfect score need a loan.
Carry on citizens and happy Monday.
Your credit score just shows how responsible you've been with debt in the past, it's not how wealthy you are. You can have a perfect score and not have 300K in the bank to pay cash for a house.
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Apr 25, 2016 10:17:34 GMT -5
I made a yellow cake with chocolate frosting. I'm going to eat it all, too. My mom wants some. All I can say is she better hurry.
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Post by tloonya on Apr 25, 2016 10:18:41 GMT -5
I didn't understand a word of it. cael and sarcasticgirl like this...
How can you LIKE post that says 'she doesn't get anything'? How is it 'likable'? Considering majority got it and had a laugh? Why to show yourself less intelligent PROUDLY? I would keep it quiet and re-read until I GOT what it is all about. Right?
So go ahead. Read again. No rush.
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Post by andi9899 on Apr 25, 2016 10:31:01 GMT -5
...depends on intelligence and sense of humor of a person In this instance I believe it's the author's lack of proficiency in the English language.
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Post by weltschmerz on Apr 25, 2016 10:35:26 GMT -5
...depends on intelligence and sense of humor of a person In this instance I believe it's the author's lack of proficiency in the English language. But....but...she's going to be a translator! She passed all the tests!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2016 10:36:58 GMT -5
I didn't understand a word of it. cael and sarcasticgirl like this...
How can you LIKE post that says 'she doesn't get anything'? How is it 'likable'? Considering majority got it and had a laugh? Why to show yourself less intelligent PROUDLY? I would keep it quiet and re-read until I GOT what it is all about. Right?
So go ahead. Read again. No rush.
Just because we got a laugh doesn't mean we understood it.
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Post by zibazinski on Apr 25, 2016 10:40:01 GMT -5
I wonder if being rude equates to being unemployable ?
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Post by cael on Apr 25, 2016 10:46:43 GMT -5
My like indicated I agreed with zib. Reading words and understanding intent or purpose are different things, don't you realize that with your superior intellect? Thought my office was looneyville today, guess this looneyville is actually better.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Apr 25, 2016 10:48:00 GMT -5
I wonder if being rude equates to being unemployable ? I BET you had seen rude employers! Wait! NO I had just been yelled at by a store clerk for missing my number at deli. Because I was talking to a friend I had met...so I had missed and she was supposed to REPEAT!
Why is the question? Just to scold, snob, hurt? Not is happening here. You know I don't care! Snob away my dear. If there is nothing else to contribute...
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Post by tloonya on Apr 25, 2016 10:49:11 GMT -5
In this instance I believe it's the author's lack of proficiency in the English language. But....but...she's going to be a translator! She passed all the tests! YES! And Ive received my Certificate on Friday!!!
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Apr 25, 2016 10:50:11 GMT -5
I understood it. Maybe I should be a translator.
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Post by tloonya on Apr 25, 2016 10:51:13 GMT -5
cael and sarcasticgirl like this...
How can you LIKE post that says 'she doesn't get anything'? How is it 'likable'? Considering majority got it and had a laugh? Why to show yourself less intelligent PROUDLY? I would keep it quiet and re-read until I GOT what it is all about. Right?
So go ahead. Read again. No rush.
Just because we got a laugh doesn't mean we understood it. So you just laughing? Like without a clue whats so funny? Are you laughing when you read obituaries? I guess...YES?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2016 10:52:59 GMT -5
Just because we got a laugh doesn't mean we understood it. So you just laughing? Like without a clue whats so funny? Are you laughing when you read obituaries? I guess...YES?
No. Laughing at the vision of you drunk off your ass rambling incoherently about your boobs and credit score.
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Post by tloonya on Apr 25, 2016 10:53:37 GMT -5
I understood it. Maybe I should be a translator. See? I am talking level of intelligence AND sense of humor. Maybe it should be at perfect balance unlike some people admitting to JUST laughing. At least not crying...I would thank me for make them laugh. Imagine if they understood! They would have to wear Depends.
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Apr 25, 2016 10:59:24 GMT -5
I understood it. Maybe I should be a translator. See? I am talking level of intelligence AND sense of humor. Maybe it should be at perfect balance unlike some people admitting to JUST laughing. At least not crying...I would thank me for make them laugh. Imagine if they understood! They would have to wear Depends.
Well, in my defense, I also don't have my needtobestalkyandsnarkytofeelbetteraboutmyownlife pants on today. I wear them some days - just not today. Perhaps that's the reason and it's not because I'm very smart!!
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Post by tloonya on Apr 25, 2016 11:04:42 GMT -5
So you just laughing? Like without a clue whats so funny? Are you laughing when you read obituaries? I guess...YES?
No. Laughing at the vision of you drunk off your ass rambling incoherently about your boobs and credit score. You don't have to be jealous of my boobs, I said I lost size or 2 in a war with weight! And like I had mentioned before you were laughing! For free! How is it bad for you? Laughing prolonging lives! And I do not believe 1 bit that you didn't understand my post! You just had to critique. Welcome! But don't say you didn't understand what you were criticizing. You understood boobs, drunk, credit score and many other words. Enough. So fess up and lighten up MPL! Off of that high horse please. Gracefully!
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Post by tloonya on Apr 25, 2016 11:07:12 GMT -5
See? I am talking level of intelligence AND sense of humor. Maybe it should be at perfect balance unlike some people admitting to JUST laughing. At least not crying...I would thank me for make them laugh. Imagine if they understood! They would have to wear Depends.
Well, in my defense, I also don't have my needtobestalkyandsnarkytofeelbetteraboutmyownlife pants on today. I wear them some days - just not today. Perhaps that's the reason and it's not because I'm very smart!! That a helloova name to write on a pants label! New Ralph Loren brand?
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