tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Dec 29, 2015 13:50:37 GMT -5
PLUS! I just got an email today from scammish-sounded indian. He said here is a number to call. Last name was Armenian. Sounded indian... Happened that he is having an office by my store and he wants to meet with me for as I understood some translating position.
So I am going. Or should I not because he has a name Jack Kardashian but sounded like Raj Kapur?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2015 14:01:42 GMT -5
How did you manage to survive to your age?
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Dec 29, 2015 14:07:18 GMT -5
How did you manage to survive to your age? Which one? The actual physical age or the "Wizard-of-Oz meets My-Little-Pony" age? I'm not sure all the numbers are adding up here. And how does it just so happen that this Indian dude is near your store? And perchance, how does he know where you live at this point?
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Dec 29, 2015 14:17:34 GMT -5
What can happen? They will be reading my messages on YM? please delete the nudies I sent you. I have. It is all blown up and Ive used it as a wallpaper. Wait! I could make money selling it right?
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Dec 29, 2015 14:27:39 GMT -5
How did you manage to survive to your age? Which one? The actual physical age or the "Wizard-of-Oz meets My-Little-Pony" age? I'm not sure all the numbers are adding up here. And how does it just so happen that this Indian dude is near your store? And perchance, how does he know where you live at this point? He doesn't know where I live. We made an appointment, so he told me where his office is.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Dec 29, 2015 14:31:23 GMT -5
Which one? The actual physical age or the "Wizard-of-Oz meets My-Little-Pony" age? I'm not sure all the numbers are adding up here. And how does it just so happen that this Indian dude is near your store? And perchance, how does he know where you live at this point? He doesn't know where I live. We made an appointment, so he told me where his office is. You mentioned it is near your store. What are the chances of that being a coincidence? Instantaneous vision? Oh, sure it was. So are flying purple pigs.
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Post by gregintenn on Dec 29, 2015 14:56:44 GMT -5
Loony. Will you be needing an assistant? Yes! They just told me I will have to purchase like 5 softwares from their sources. Will you chime in? It is beginning to look a lot like...money!!! Resume and the topless photos you requested have been sent.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2015 15:10:30 GMT -5
Nobody is going to comment on the idea of a translating job?
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Post by gregintenn on Dec 29, 2015 15:36:41 GMT -5
Nobody is going to comment on the idea of a translating job? What??!!? That's the job she was born for.
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Dec 29, 2015 15:39:05 GMT -5
Wonder if the office is in the back of a strip club. That's where a guy worked that wanted to offer me a modeling job back when I was 18.
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Post by gregintenn on Dec 29, 2015 15:40:44 GMT -5
Wonder if the office is in the back of a strip club. That's where a guy worked that wanted to offer me a modeling job back when I was 18. How'd that work out?
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Dec 29, 2015 15:41:27 GMT -5
Nobody is going to comment on the idea of a translating job? Well, we planned to comment...as soon as we quit laughing so hard we could type again. TLoony and a translating job is unbelievable on an epic scale. Like a Rome-was-built-in-a-day kind of epic. Like low-calorie bacon kind of epic. Like I'm staying up until the ball drops on NYE kind of epic.
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Dec 29, 2015 15:41:36 GMT -5
I wasn't dumb enough to follow up on it. You don't take jobs from weird guys with a camera in the park at night.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Dec 29, 2015 15:45:21 GMT -5
What can happen? They will be reading my messages on YM? please delete the nudies I sent you. Why delete them? There was nothing to see. Unless you think the idea of a man wearing his day-of-the-week boxers, a tool belt and Star Wars Wookie slippers is a turn-on to someone.
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Post by gregintenn on Dec 29, 2015 15:49:38 GMT -5
I wasn't dumb enough to follow up on it. You don't take jobs from weird guys with a camera in the park at night. That's why Loony's famous and you're not. She doesn't mind sticking her neck out and taking a chance.
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Post by MJ2.0 on Dec 29, 2015 15:51:31 GMT -5
Nobody is going to comment on the idea of a translating job? from Russian to English gibberish? Is there a market for that?
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Dec 29, 2015 16:36:08 GMT -5
Nobody is going to comment on the idea of a translating job? from Russian to English gibberish? Is there a market for that? We could invent a market: FOR HIRE: Former produce market owner with decent melons looking for translating work. Will work cheap; only wants to cover $10,000 per month in personal expenses. Speaks Russian and will translate any language to dubious English. Imagine the possibilities for your business! All your sensitive communications will be expertly garbled and maimed to the point that even the most experienced spy will give up and cry like a little girl after several hours of trying to make sense of your emails, correspondence and training manuals.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Dec 30, 2015 11:41:10 GMT -5
I m so happy you are having fun with it. I went and met the person. He is recruiting for Transamerica. They training you and then you go sell their wonderful product (financial advises) to unexpected companies... Anyone of you want that I will give you his phone number. He is hard to understand in person but on the phone he sounds divine. Financial sounded like translation...
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Post by tloonya on Dec 30, 2015 11:42:10 GMT -5
I wasn't dumb enough to follow up on it. You don't take jobs from weird guys with a camera in the park at night. That's why Loony's famous and you're not. She doesn't mind sticking her neck out and taking a chance. Yeah, that!
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Dec 30, 2015 11:42:57 GMT -5
from Russian to English gibberish? Is there a market for that? We could invent a market: FOR HIRE: Former produce market owner with decent melons looking for translating work. Will work cheap; only wants to cover $10,000 per month in personal expenses. Speaks Russian and will translate any language to dubious English. Imagine the possibilities for your business! All your sensitive communications will be expertly garbled and maimed to the point that even the most experienced spy will give up and cry like a little girl after several hours of trying to make sense of your emails, correspondence and training manuals.
Have you noticed no one laughed?
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Dec 30, 2015 11:46:14 GMT -5
Nobody is going to comment on the idea of a translating job? Why? You can't?
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Post by Shooby on Dec 31, 2015 10:47:11 GMT -5
Seriously, if you want to waste your time on this, then have at it.
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