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Post by NancysSummerSip on Oct 21, 2015 10:55:40 GMT -5
My Gawd...what if she has to bend over to pick up anything? That's not a wedding dress. That's a hootchie mama shelf unit.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Oct 21, 2015 10:57:53 GMT -5
And you KNOW what the old man is thinking..."If I just reach around with my other hand, I can untie that thing. But with a bouquet that's bigger than the G-string, she can still hide. Dayum."
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Post by NoNamePerson on Oct 21, 2015 10:58:56 GMT -5
My Gawd...what if she has to bend over to pick up anything? That's not a wedding dress. That's a hootchie mama shelf unit. Hey she's just saying "these cost more than my wedding and ring" so I'm gonna show em off
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Oct 21, 2015 11:02:39 GMT -5
My Gawd...what if she has to bend over to pick up anything? That's not a wedding dress. That's a hootchie mama shelf unit. Hey she's just saying "these cost more than my wedding and ring" so I'm gonna show em off That's probably true, since there isn't enough material in the the top of the dress, at least, to be worth whatever it cost. Sheesh, couldn't she at least hide those puppies until she became Mrs. WhateverHisNameIs? Say "I Do" then turn around, face the congregation and drop the top as the minister says, "I now present Mr. and Mrs...... "
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2015 11:03:13 GMT -5
I knew there were "actual weddings" where the bride was (shall we say) "showing off too much of herself".
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Oct 21, 2015 11:04:15 GMT -5
Dear bride, It's lovely that you bought a special bra and undies for your wedding day, you're also supposed to wear something OVER them, then the veil over your face. Sincerely, the public *-*- That or she's trying to address that nightmare about appearing in public in your undies or naked.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2015 11:13:24 GMT -5
I found one! (actual "under-covering" wedding attire at actual wedding)
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Oct 21, 2015 11:20:56 GMT -5
I like the at the woman next to her is hiding her face in this picture. (I know, it's likely she was brushing her hair out of her face or something equally boring)
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Post by dannylion on Oct 21, 2015 11:29:28 GMT -5
Those wedding dresses look like they are part of a fashion show, maybe during fashion week in NYC or somewhere in Europe. Look at the lady in the black hat in the first picture. It's fashion week somewhere. Someone who fits the sized dress the model is wearing will probably buy the dress just because it is original to the show. But after that, the buyers who attend these events will ask for modified versions of the dresses for their stores. For example, Japanese fashion designer Yohji Yamamoto showed the wedding dress below at the Paris Fashion week of March this year. How many women would wear this wedding dress: Great Zombie wedding dress. Always protect the head.
That was my first thought. The helmet is a nice touch. And wearing the flowers solves that pesky what-to-do-with-the-bouquet problem.
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Post by Tennesseer on Oct 21, 2015 11:38:19 GMT -5
"She loves me for who I am and not my money. She loves me for who I am and not my money. She loves me for who I am..."
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2015 11:40:28 GMT -5
Just had a scary thought... Could that be the Father-of-the-Bride walking his daughter up the aisle? (might explain his sour-puss look!)
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Oct 21, 2015 11:47:40 GMT -5
I wondered about that too Richard.
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Post by lexxy703 on Oct 21, 2015 11:49:17 GMT -5
My first thought was Daddy must be so proud of his little girl.
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Post by Tennesseer on Oct 21, 2015 11:49:09 GMT -5
Maybe the two of them were renewing their wedding vows. Plastic surgery can do wonders today.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Oct 21, 2015 12:23:58 GMT -5
Maybe the two of them were renewing their wedding vows. Plastic surgery can do wonders today. Might explain her veil. Her boobs have been nipped and tucked so much, they are on top of her head. Her eyebrows are now on the back of her head.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2015 14:55:19 GMT -5
DON'T Google "Nude Wedding".... just... don't.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Oct 21, 2015 14:57:52 GMT -5
Maybe the two of them were renewing their wedding vows. Plastic surgery can do wonders today. Well, he needs to get his money back.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Oct 21, 2015 15:01:16 GMT -5
Maybe the two of them were renewing their wedding vows. Plastic surgery can do wonders today. Well, he needs to get his money back. Yes, he does. That gal doesn't look too bad, mind you. But as for the work done on him....meh, I've seen better.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2015 15:07:13 GMT -5
In other news... I found the "news story" I mentioned in my OP... It was on "Inside Edition". Here's a "YouTube" of it: ETA: Here's the Yahoo Story about it (with a different Inside Edition video... but same subject)
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Post by zibazinski on Oct 21, 2015 15:23:57 GMT -5
That's actually a very pretty dress. Put something under it, like even a nude lining, and I'd wear it. Not without though.
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Post by wyouser on Oct 21, 2015 16:07:17 GMT -5
Those wedding dresses look like they are part of a fashion show, maybe during fashion week in NYC or somewhere in Europe. Look at the lady in the black hat in the first picture. It's fashion week somewhere. Someone who fits the sized dress the model is wearing will probably buy the dress just because it is original to the show. But after that, the buyers who attend these events will ask for modified versions of the dresses for their stores. For example, Japanese fashion designer Yohji Yamamoto showed the wedding dress below at the Paris Fashion week of March this year. How many women would wear this wedding dress: Help the dummy here....Is that a real model, or a paper mache doll with a porcelain face?? Confused in Wyoming.....
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Post by Tennesseer on Oct 21, 2015 16:44:14 GMT -5
Those wedding dresses look like they are part of a fashion show, maybe during fashion week in NYC or somewhere in Europe. Look at the lady in the black hat in the first picture. It's fashion week somewhere. Someone who fits the sized dress the model is wearing will probably buy the dress just because it is original to the show. But after that, the buyers who attend these events will ask for modified versions of the dresses for their stores. For example, Japanese fashion designer Yohji Yamamoto showed the wedding dress below at the Paris Fashion week of March this year. How many women would wear this wedding dress: Help the dummy here....Is that a real model, or a paper mache doll with a porcelain face?? Confused in Wyoming..... She's real, wyouser. A bit anorexic and looking a bit wan in the face, but she's real. Makeup can do wonders.
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Post by happyhoix on Oct 22, 2015 9:12:41 GMT -5
Those wedding dresses look like they are part of a fashion show, maybe during fashion week in NYC or somewhere in Europe. Look at the lady in the black hat in the first picture. It's fashion week somewhere. Someone who fits the sized dress the model is wearing will probably buy the dress just because it is original to the show. But after that, the buyers who attend these events will ask for modified versions of the dresses for their stores. For example, Japanese fashion designer Yohji Yamamoto showed the wedding dress below at the Paris Fashion week of March this year. How many women would wear this wedding dress: Great Zombie wedding dress. Always protect the head.
It looks like she's wearing a polo hat? And has foliage growing out of her rack? No wonder the model looks so sad.
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Post by zibazinski on Oct 22, 2015 9:31:31 GMT -5
She looks like a Barbie Doll with face paint.
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Post by thyme4change on Oct 22, 2015 9:43:56 GMT -5
When I got married, it was a strapless dress that I fell in love with. I had straps added to it. DH and I married 11.5 years ago and I still love my dress! I know, I know. Everyone loves them except me. And they look beautiful, it would just be nice if stores sold a few more options. And, yes that trend has been solid for at least 15 years now. I was engaged out of college as well and looked back then. I am also not a fan. I hear if you get them tailored correctly they stay put, but every girl I have ever seen dancing in a strapless dress (brides, bridesmaids, guests and prom) have spent all night doing the clutch-and-lift. Why would you want to spend your wedding reception worrying about your dress falling down and your boobs flying out in front of every single person you know? That said - I think the strapless is starting to be passe. The last 3 weddings I went to the bride wore something with straps. I also went to the dress fitting of one of the brides. Every dress they had on a mannequin were not strapless and all but one girl in the store was buying a dress with straps or shoulders. This was a really posh shop - but David's will have to catch up in a few years. As far as the peek-a-boo dress: (a) There are often articles about the next big trend, and then the trend never materializes. Specifically, I remember reading a story about the next big thing in wedding dresses being palazzo pants - be on the lookout! That never happened. (b) There are a lot of slutty girls out there who don't want to be a princess when they grow up - they want to be the hottest girl in the room. I have watched a couple of episodes of "Say Yes to the Dress" and they always have girls come in and say they want a 'sexy' dress. Maybe the trend will be to have more showing with the mesh netting - but not quite as extreme as the OP.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Oct 22, 2015 10:26:18 GMT -5
Turtleneck wedding dresses. Just you wait. They will be the next big thing. You heard it here first.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Oct 22, 2015 14:22:33 GMT -5
I'm wearing this at my next wedding!!
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Post by NoNamePerson on Oct 22, 2015 14:23:51 GMT -5
Turtleneck wedding dresses. Just you wait. They will be the next big thing. You heard it here first. Google images of turtleneck wedding dresses. Some are really pretty
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Oct 23, 2015 8:46:57 GMT -5
Turtleneck wedding dresses. Just you wait. They will be the next big thing. You heard it here first. Google images of turtleneck wedding dresses. Some are really pretty By the time I need another wedding dress, it will have to be a turtleneck, because I will have wrinkles down to my neck and I will need to hide them somewhere.
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Oct 23, 2015 8:48:02 GMT -5
I can't wear turtlenecks - I feel like I'm strangling.
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