No Thai Food... Sick... Honestly FML

[MJ2.0]

Neither one did. I swear there needs to be a continuing education requirement for men and sex bc that should be something that all straight men should know how to do. And yes, all straight women should know how to properly reciprocate.

[andi9899]

Jul 26, 2015 13:18:12 GMT -5 MJ2.0 said:

Neither one did. I swear there needs to be a continuing education requirement for men and sex bc that should be something that all straight men should know how to do. And yes, all straight women should know how to properly reciprocate.

Who would teach it though? Lesbians?

[Deleted]

I love the way this thread moves.  LOL

I have to say that as I have become a stronger person and learned to give up the past crap, I have much different standards and less ability to tolerate bullshit.

[sarcasticgirl]

Hell, I got down and dirty on date #2... And a couple years later we were married.
Sometimes you are a little "slutty" or as I call it, HUMAN, and it all works out A- okay!

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[Plain Old Petunia]

Jul 25, 2015 14:33:09 GMT -5 debthaven said:

Synonym for copulate that begins with F - My - Life

I thought it was f--- my luck.

[Plain Old Petunia]

My first date with BF was a lunch date, and we ended up having dinner and breakfast together too.  We've been together for nearly 6 years now, most of that time quite happy.  

You do what you want, Shasta.  Live a little.  

[debthaven]

I don't think so Petunia. :-)

[MJ2.0]

Jul 26, 2015 16:55:34 GMT -5 Plain Old Petunia said:

Jul 25, 2015 14:33:09 GMT -5 debthaven said:

Synonym for copulate that begins with F - My - Life

I thought it was f--- my luck.

Eh, it works.

[The Walk of the Penguin Mich]

Jul 26, 2015 17:00:40 GMT -5 Plain Old Petunia said:

My first date with BF was a lunch date, and we ended up having dinner and breakfast together too.  We've been together for nearly 6 years now, most of that time quite happy.  

You do what you want, Shasta.  Live a little.  

Yeah.....only nearly 15 years later......

[beergut]

I really don't understand the slut-shaming.

Quite frankly, if you're over the age of 30 do whatever the f*ck you want on a first date (pun intended). 

You aren't in high school anymore, stop worrying about the judgement of others.

And if you feel the need to judge what others do while dating (which is all slut-shaming is), you need to get a damn life and stop worrying about what other people do in their beds at night. 

[TheHaitian]

Jul 27, 2015 9:39:11 GMT -5 beergut said:

I really don't understand the slut-shaming.

Quite frankly, if you're over the age of 30 do whatever the f*ck you want on a first date (pun intended). 

You aren't in high school anymore, stop worrying about the judgement of others.

And if you feel the need to judge what others do while dating (which is all slut-shaming is), you need to get a damn life and stop worrying about what other people do in their beds at night. 

AMEN!!!

[MJ2.0]

besides, who wants to wait 4-6 weeks/dates to figure out you're dating someone who's sexually clueless?

[swamp]

I'm not shaming her, I'm jealous!!!

[andi9899]

Jul 27, 2015 9:57:34 GMT -5 MJ2.0 said:

besides, who wants to wait 4-6 weeks/dates to figure out you're dating someone who's sexually clueless?

Or that they have a micro penis.

[andi9899]

True. But if they aren't endowed, they should at least make up for it in other areas. Some do and some don't. I know a guy that is huge and doesn't really know what to do with it. I had to do everything. It works both ways.

[MJ2.0]

I already said that if you don't have a big gun, fine - but at least know how to do other things.  My "small" guy would not have gotten teased if he wasn't inept in every other area.  Unfortunately he was, so he's getting teased.

[Deleted]

So, I was tested this morning for strep and it was negative. Bets on if Thai Food gave me an STD in my throat?

I swear I am going to go lesbian.

[MJ2.0]

hold up, you bobbed his raw apple?!?!?!

Oh hellll NO!

[andi9899]

Jul 27, 2015 11:43:22 GMT -5 @workingshasta said:

So, I was tested this morning for strep and it was negative. Bets on if Thai Food gave me an STD in my throat?

I swear I am going to go lesbian.

Did you ask the doctor to test for an STD? I'm sure it's nothing. I've had sore throats before and it turned out not to be strep. I've never had an STD, so it could just be coincidental.

[Deleted]

I have puss on my tonsils and a clearly horrible infection of some sort.... argh.

[ArchietheDragon]

I got hand foot and mouth a few years ago and I went to the doctor being sure that they were going to tell me it was strep. 

[lexxy703]

I have puss on my tonsils and a clearly horrible infection of some sort.... argh.

I'm pretty sure you mean pus.......unless you already decided to try the whole lesbian thing

[Deleted]

Thanks, I originally wrote they were p-u-s-s-e-y and decided that was a bit too close as well.  

I just gotta laugh and learn at this point.

I told him he might want to watch where he puts it for a few days until I find out if he is diseased or not.

[andi9899]

Jul 27, 2015 12:02:24 GMT -5 @workingshasta said:

I have puss on my tonsils and a clearly horrible infection of some sort.... argh.

Do you smoke? I had a friend that would have that happen when she smoked too much. She would lay off the cigs for a few days until it cleared up and then commence smoking again until it happened again.

[andi9899]

Jul 27, 2015 12:15:20 GMT -5 @workingshasta said:

Thanks, I originally wrote they were p-u-s-s-e-y and decided that was a bit too close as well.  

I just gotta laugh and learn at this point.

I told him he might want to watch where he puts it for a few days until I find out if he is diseased or not.

What did the doctor tell you that they thought it was? Did they give you an antibiotic or anything?

[Plain Old Petunia]

Jul 27, 2015 12:02:24 GMT -5 @workingshasta said:

I have puss on my tonsils and a clearly horrible infection of some sort.... argh.

Well, what does the dr. think it is? Are you having more tests?

[Deleted]

I guess I really am a nerd. And a sneaky one at that, because I'm all  about my bizness.

[Opti]

Jul 27, 2015 12:06:58 GMT -5 lexxy703 said:

I have puss on my tonsils and a clearly horrible infection of some sort.... argh.

I'm pretty sure you mean pus.......unless you already decided to try the whole lesbian thing

Or she's really into cats.

[Opti]

Jul 27, 2015 11:46:32 GMT -5 MJ2.0 said:

hold up, you bobbed his raw apple?!?!?!

Oh hellll NO!

Not Thai Food?

[Deleted]

Fun fact (or at least I think so)  if you are talking about Thai stuff and someone says something funny instead of "LOL" you can post "555", because "5" is pronounced "ha" in the Thai language.  So "5 5 5" means "ha ha ha".