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Post by MJ2.0 on Jul 20, 2015 13:23:44 GMT -5
it is the newly discovered (and more accurate) way to determine male size.  ring finger longer than index finger = not small ring finger shorter than index finger = small I'd attach the study but I'm at work. the most accurate way is to take a pic and send it. It works for me. is that how you landed your wife?  |
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Post by andi9899 on Jul 20, 2015 13:58:58 GMT -5
Inquiring minds would like to know.
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Post by Plain Old Petunia on Jul 20, 2015 14:43:34 GMT -5
Honestly, I feel like a freaking teenager. I have never "dated" anyone... since before my late-DH, and we got married when I was 19. I'm in my mid-40s now... Interestingly, about a week after the Dude had his freakout and stopped talking to me, this local guy I have been FB friends with for a while sent me a message out of the blue and asked if I wanted to go out with him. We've been chatting all week long and are going to go out for some stargazing tonight on a local mountain. And, yes, he isn't a freak, someone knows who I am with and where I will be, and all that stuff. (since I know someone will have to point that out....) LOL I met my ex-husband at age 19 too. So I was 40 before I started dating as an adult. It was a whole new ballgame for me, too.
Just take your time and have fun. Try to keep all other expectations out of it.
And absolutely report back with ALL the details!
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Post by Plain Old Petunia on Jul 20, 2015 14:46:25 GMT -5
LOL You guys crack me up. When it has been over a DECADE, and a guy texts you all week about what he wants to do to your body. Well, sometimes ya just gotta enjoy it. I took him out to my favorite local mountain top for some star gazing and, ahem, conversation. We had nice conversation... Lol. I'm so glad to hear it, Shasta.  |
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Post by Opti on Jul 21, 2015 5:54:36 GMT -5
For clarity's sake:
The two of you went to the mountain for star gazing and Thai food. There very well may have been conversation, but that's just conversation.
Thai food =/= conversation.
Geez, people! Could we please stop using Thai food as a euphemism! 
I like actual Thai food. I hate when people get confused, when I am being literal.  I want to visit Thailand the country someday, and hope to eat at more restaurants with Thai food including the various Thai/other cuisine fusions like Thai/French and Thai/Vietnamese.
Thanks in advance!  
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Post by nutty on Jul 21, 2015 6:51:08 GMT -5
Nope, Thai food is now a generally accepted euphemism on here.
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Post by milee on Jul 21, 2015 8:26:54 GMT -5
Yeah, it's a little weird for me, too. Today in fact I'm meeting a friend for lunch and when she suggested we eat Thai food, I had to stifle a laugh.  |
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Post by MJ2.0 on Jul 21, 2015 9:23:30 GMT -5
Yeah, it's a little weird for me, too. Today in fact I'm meeting a friend for lunch and when she suggested we eat Thai food, I had to stifle a laugh. muahahahahaha..... you've been YM'ed!!!  |
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Post by Value Buy on Jul 21, 2015 9:32:34 GMT -5
it is the newly discovered (and more accurate) way to determine male size. ring finger longer than index finger = not small ring finger shorter than index finger = small I'd attach the study but I'm at work. I never heard of this. After checking my fingers, you are correct  |
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Post by andi9899 on Jul 21, 2015 10:24:56 GMT -5
I'm so gonna have to sneak a peek at the guy I've gone on a couple of dates with's hands. I may want to stop seeing him if this is true.
I did have a very disappointing experience once with a guy that had a micro penis. I kinda wish he was still around just to take a peek at his hands.
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Post by milee on Jul 21, 2015 10:32:28 GMT -5
Yeah, it's a little weird for me, too. Today in fact I'm meeting a friend for lunch and when she suggested we eat Thai food, I had to stifle a laugh. muahahahahaha..... you've been YM'ed!!! She was YM'ed, too. I told her I "didn't like her like that, but we could still be friends." |
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Post by MJ2.0 on Jul 21, 2015 10:44:25 GMT -5
I did have a very disappointing experience once with a guy that had a micro penis. I kinda wish he was still around just to take a peek at his hands. me too! He must have had no ring fingers whatsoever. I'm sorry but if I was that small, I'd either get surgery or make sure my oral presentation was SUPER top notch. |
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Post by andi9899 on Jul 21, 2015 10:49:35 GMT -5
I did have a very disappointing experience once with a guy that had a micro penis. I kinda wish he was still around just to take a peek at his hands. me too! He must have had no ring fingers whatsoever. I'm sorry but if I was that small, I'd either get surgery or make sure my oral presentation was SUPER top notch. That I could say about the guy. He did have a "way with words", if you know what I mean. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2015 11:51:02 GMT -5
You guys crack me up. I don't typically like Asian foods, but damn that Thai food was good. LOL My mother asked me yesterday, "Did he kiss you?" I just reminded her I am a virgin and LOL If she only knew.... |
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Post by Cookies Galore on Jul 21, 2015 11:56:04 GMT -5
I'm so gonna have to sneak a peek at the guy I've gone on a couple of dates with's hands. I may want to stop seeing him if this is true. I did have a very disappointing experience once with a guy that had a micro penis. I kinda wish he was still around just to take a peek at his hands. Oh man! I've never seen one up close! |
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Post by ArchietheDragon on Jul 21, 2015 11:56:59 GMT -5
How tiny is a micro penis?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2015 12:06:05 GMT -5
How tiny is a micro penis? Archie gets out the ruler. LOL |
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Post by ArchietheDragon on Jul 21, 2015 12:07:19 GMT -5
How tiny is a micro penis? Archie gets out the ruler. LOL I'd like to know if people are talking about my teeny weeny somewhere... |
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Post by andi9899 on Jul 21, 2015 12:08:23 GMT -5
How tiny is a micro penis? I didn't measure it. But let's put it this way, I haven't seen my 12 yo nephew's junk in several years and I'm pretty sure it's probably bigger. |
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Post by andi9899 on Jul 21, 2015 12:09:22 GMT -5
Archie gets out the ruler. LOL I'd like to know if people are talking about my teeny weeny somewhere... If it's that small, then yes. |
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Post by MJ2.0 on Jul 21, 2015 12:10:46 GMT -5
I'm so gonna have to sneak a peek at the guy I've gone on a couple of dates with's hands. I may want to stop seeing him if this is true. I did have a very disappointing experience once with a guy that had a micro penis. I kinda wish he was still around just to take a peek at his hands. Oh man! I've never seen one up close! Consider yourself lucky. |
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Post by MJ2.0 on Jul 21, 2015 12:12:57 GMT -5
How tiny is a micro penis? I didn't measure it. But let's put it this way, I haven't seen my 12 yo nephew's junk in several years and I'm pretty sure it's probably bigger. my almost 4-year-old is almost as big as the one I had. Yes, baby boys get erections.  |
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Post by Cookies Galore on Jul 21, 2015 12:24:19 GMT -5
How tiny is a micro penis? Very tiny. Only something like 1% of the male population has one. |
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Post by andi9899 on Jul 21, 2015 12:25:34 GMT -5
I don't know which is worse, the micro penis or when they're hung like a friggin elephant and don't know what to do with it.
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Post by MJ2.0 on Jul 21, 2015 12:36:10 GMT -5
it's easier to work with something than nothing.
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Post by Robert not Bobby on Jul 21, 2015 12:41:59 GMT -5
Honestly, I feel like a freaking teenager. I have never "dated" anyone... since before my late-DH, and we got married when I was 19. I'm in my mid-40s now... Interestingly, about a week after the Dude had his freakout and stopped talking to me, this local guy I have been FB friends with for a while sent me a message out of the blue and asked if I wanted to go out with him. We've been chatting all week long and are going to go out for some stargazing tonight on a local mountain. And, yes, he isn't a freak, someone knows who I am with and where I will be, and all that stuff. (since I know someone will have to point that out....) LOL Relax...you will be just fine. Remember, he is as nervous as you are. Take control, but not too much. A man always likes to be a man. |
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Post by beergut on Jul 21, 2015 18:36:12 GMT -5
Stargazing? Is that what they call it now?  We can just substitute "stargazing" as the euphemism of choice since some posters don't like using "Thai food". Pretty sure 'going out for Thai food' is a more common topic of conversation IRL than 'stargazing' is, so the chances of getting YM'ed IRL are less. |
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Post by milee on Jul 21, 2015 18:48:11 GMT -5
Nowhere near as much fun as Shasta had, but I have to report back that my friend and I did meet for lunch, we ate Thai food (so spicy I actually sweated!), kept our clothes on and are still just friends. The food was fantastic but reading this thread I can't help but think I'm doing it wrong.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2015 18:51:20 GMT -5
Maybe we should change it to Ethiopian food... Fewer people actually go out for 'real' Ethiopian... And they eat with their hands...
I think I'm bad at this...
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Post by MJ2.0 on Jul 21, 2015 18:54:35 GMT -5
But getting YMed is fun! I still laugh when I see a Unisom commercial!  |
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