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Post by kittensaver on Mar 24, 2015 9:41:56 GMT -5
Name someone you'd vote for before you'd vote for Ted Cruz. Go! I vote for Mickey Mouse
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Mar 24, 2015 9:45:06 GMT -5
Anybody, absolutely anybody would be better than "Coat Hanger Cruz," as one radio pundit called him this morning. But seriously, I'd vote for all Seven Dwarves (since we're on a Disney theme here).
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Mar 24, 2015 9:47:11 GMT -5
I'd even vote for Obama before him.
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Post by Bonny on Mar 24, 2015 9:47:18 GMT -5
Anybody!
I'm a registered Republican. I like to think of myself as a moderate. I'm very concerned fiscally about our country but recognize that we will always have folks who need some help.
That said what Cruz and his cronies did to shut down the government 2.5 years ago was absolutely shameful and embarrassed the US internationally.
Uh oh I suspect this is going to wind up over in the Politics board. I don't visit that land!
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Mar 24, 2015 10:00:06 GMT -5
I don't visit that strange and foreign place either, but if this gets moved, we will be visiting by proxy. Do we need shots, a passport, anti-bacterial suit, etc. to go there?
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Chocolate Lover
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Mar 24, 2015 10:17:12 GMT -5
I'd volunteer for the job before I voted for Cruz Or Mickey Mouse, I do like good old Mickey.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Mar 24, 2015 10:30:51 GMT -5
WEEEEELLL, since Mickey is taken I'll vote for the Tasmanian Devil and Chupacabra for VP
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Chocolate Lover
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Mar 24, 2015 10:31:49 GMT -5
Miss Piggy and Kermit?
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kittensaver
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Post by kittensaver on Mar 24, 2015 10:34:24 GMT -5
Uh oh I suspect this is going to wind up over in the Politics board. I hope not! I just thought we could have a little fun indulging in that Great American Pastime - poking fun at politicians and the political process. After all, it's a free country, right? If it moves over to Politics, it'll get all serious and heavy and Debbie Downer and stuff
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imawino
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Post by imawino on Mar 24, 2015 10:40:52 GMT -5
Robert Durst
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Tennesseer
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Post by Tennesseer on Mar 24, 2015 10:41:56 GMT -5
Kanye West, President and Kim Kardashian, Veep.
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Post by imawino on Mar 24, 2015 10:42:05 GMT -5
Kim Kardashian
ETA: damn it, Tenn!
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Post by Tennesseer on Mar 24, 2015 10:42:53 GMT -5
I don't visit that strange and foreign place either, but if this gets moved, we will be visiting by proxy. Do we need shots, a passport, anti-bacterial suit, etc. to go there? Step cautiously. It is loaded with landmines.
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Tennesseer
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Post by Tennesseer on Mar 24, 2015 10:43:30 GMT -5
Kim Kardashian
ETA: damn it, Tenn! Two votes-at least Kim wins.
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Post by imawino on Mar 24, 2015 10:46:38 GMT -5
Bugs Bunny and the Roadrunner, Pres & Veep. Sure the torrent of anvils falling from the sky and constant "meep-meeping" would get annoying, but we'd muddle through.
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Post by Cookies Galore on Mar 24, 2015 10:47:19 GMT -5
An infant.
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Post by imawino on Mar 24, 2015 10:47:49 GMT -5
Can I vote for my pinky toe as President? I would literally rather vote for my pinky toe.
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Post by cktc on Mar 24, 2015 10:47:55 GMT -5
Kim Kardashian
ETA: damn it, Tenn! Two votes-at least Kim wins. I think Mickey is in the lead with 3 . Donald Trump is also considering running. This election season should be fun.
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ken a.k.a OMK
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Post by ken a.k.a OMK on Mar 24, 2015 10:49:30 GMT -5
I vote for myself. I could handle $200k a year retirement for life.
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Post by Tennesseer on Mar 24, 2015 10:51:52 GMT -5
Can I vote for my pinky toe as President? I would literally rather vote for my pinky toe. Your toe and old soap dishes have better personalities and charisma than Cruz.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Mar 24, 2015 10:56:43 GMT -5
I don't visit that strange and foreign place either, but if this gets moved, we will be visiting by proxy. Do we need shots, a passport, anti-bacterial suit, etc. to go there? Definately get your rabies vacccination and not sure anti-bacterial suit will suffice unless you are talking full blown hazmat gear Oh and all you need is tin foil - no passport!!
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Post by dannylion on Mar 24, 2015 10:56:49 GMT -5
More fun with Ted! Everyone is getting in on the hilarity: Ted Cruz Campaign Slogans
"My Dad's Cuban, I'm Canadian. Vote for me because Jesus."
"No, really, I'm running. Stop laughing."
"I'm marginally smarter than Rick Perry." (Okay, that one is sort of persuasive).
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Post by imawino on Mar 24, 2015 11:17:47 GMT -5
Can I vote for my pinky toe as President? I would literally rather vote for my pinky toe. Your toe and old soap dishes have better personalities and charisma than Cruz. My toe thanks you for your support. So we can we expect the campaign contributions to start rolling in? Would you like to be head of the Super PAC?
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Cookies Galore
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Post by Cookies Galore on Mar 24, 2015 11:19:06 GMT -5
A Nigerian prince. They have all that money they need help unloading, might as well finance a campaign!
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Mar 24, 2015 11:19:08 GMT -5
More fun with Ted! Everyone is getting in on the hilarity: Ted Cruz Campaign Slogans
"My Dad's Cuban, I'm Canadian. Vote for me because Jesus."
"No, really, I'm running. Stop laughing."
"I'm marginally smarter than Rick Perry." (Okay, that one is sort of persuasive).
My ten year old is way smarter than Rick Perry so that doesn't do much for me. Love all of those!
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Mar 24, 2015 11:26:54 GMT -5
I don't visit that strange and foreign place either, but if this gets moved, we will be visiting by proxy. Do we need shots, a passport, anti-bacterial suit, etc. to go there? Definately get your rabies vacccination and not sure anti-bacterial suit will suffice unless you are talking full blown hazmat gear Oh and all you need is tin foil - no passport!! Cool beans. I just went to Costco and got the biggie roll of tin foil. I am set for life the next presidential election.
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Mar 24, 2015 11:27:44 GMT -5
Is it too late to take Justin Bieber in a trade for Cruz?
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Post by mmhmm on Mar 24, 2015 11:34:11 GMT -5
I don't visit that strange and foreign place either, but if this gets moved, we will be visiting by proxy. Do we need shots, a passport, anti-bacterial suit, etc. to go there? Not anymore.
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Mar 24, 2015 11:40:48 GMT -5
I don't visit that strange and foreign place either, but if this gets moved, we will be visiting by proxy. Do we need shots, a passport, anti-bacterial suit, etc. to go there? Not anymore. Aw, that's because you've given the place a good scrubbing, eh?
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Post by mmhmm on Mar 24, 2015 11:43:37 GMT -5
Not anymore. Aw, that's because you've given the place a good scrubbing, eh? LOL! More like ... . Seriously, the posters are doing a darned good job, most of the time, to keep things on topic and forego the nastiness these days. The credit goes to them, not to me.
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