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Post by swamp on Feb 4, 2015 15:07:13 GMT -5
Wait, you share homosexuals in the shower with your spouses? You freaks!
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Feb 4, 2015 15:07:47 GMT -5
Is everyone pooping so violently that they have to scrub their b-holes? That's some delicate skin there! The side effects of eating your veggies.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Feb 4, 2015 15:09:20 GMT -5
Washclothes are FACE ONLY, I have the scrubber pouf thing for everything else. I have the scrubber poof thing, but I don't use that on my b-hole! First of all, it sounds ouchy. Second of all, I'd still be starting over with it on my other body parts. Washcloth: face, butt - IN THAT ORDER! Poof: all the other bits.
I now know way too much about your shower habits. Therefore, I am refraining from further commentary.
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Post by imawino on Feb 4, 2015 15:10:13 GMT -5
Is everyone pooping so violently that they have to scrub their b-holes? That's some delicate skin there! LMAO. I like to think nothing I'm doing back there (down there?) is abnormal. I don't scrub it, but I definitely wash it. I'm not pooping violently out of my arms or face, but I wash them too.
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Post by imawino on Feb 4, 2015 15:11:12 GMT -5
I have the scrubber poof thing, but I don't use that on my b-hole! First of all, it sounds ouchy. Second of all, I'd still be starting over with it on my other body parts. Washcloth: face, butt - IN THAT ORDER! Poof: all the other bits.
I now know way too much about your shower habits. Therefore, I am refraining from further commentary. These are the shower habits everyone should share. I am willing to have them laminated on notecards for all you heathens to follow along.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Feb 4, 2015 15:13:10 GMT -5
I now know way too much about your shower habits. Therefore, I am refraining from further commentary. These are the shower habits everyone should share. I am willing to have them laminated on notecards for all you heathens to follow along. You should know by now how I am with directions.
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Post by Opti on Feb 4, 2015 15:16:15 GMT -5
Is everyone pooping so violently that they have to scrub their b-holes? That's some delicate skin there! LMAO. I like to think nothing I'm doing back there (down there?) is abnormal. I don't scrub it, but I definitely wash it. I'm not pooping violently out of my arms or face, but I wash them too. But hopefully you are not wiping toilet paper on your arms and face several times a day either. How does one wash but not scrub?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2015 15:18:36 GMT -5
Every time MMM comes up, we end up learning so much about ourselves and each other...
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Post by ArchietheDragon on Feb 4, 2015 15:19:12 GMT -5
Also, do you poop before the shower? I wish I could. It would be so nice to poop, shower and then have that fresh feeling all day long. But I just can't get my body to do it. My parts won't relax unless I am in my routine. And my routine happens to be pooping at work. I don't know how to change it. But it is a curse.
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Post by Opti on Feb 4, 2015 15:19:54 GMT -5
Well I suppose this is better than poop towels or whatever they were.
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Post by MJ2.0 on Feb 4, 2015 15:21:38 GMT -5
Is everyone pooping so violently that they have to scrub their b-holes? That's some delicate skin there! some of us are using it to store pennies, and money's pretty dirty.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2015 15:22:09 GMT -5
Family cloth....
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Post by Cookies Galore on Feb 4, 2015 15:24:27 GMT -5
Also, do you poop before the shower? I wish I could. It would be so nice to poop, shower and then have that fresh feeling all day long. But I just can't get my body to do it. My parts won't relax unless I am in my routine. And my routine happens to be pooping at work. I don't know how to change it. But it is a curse. No man, you gotta wait until you've had your morning coffee, which is at work.
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Post by Opti on Feb 4, 2015 15:24:34 GMT -5
Thanks, I couldn't remember the term.
Family cloth, family poof, its going to be hard to keep them straight.
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Post by yogiii on Feb 4, 2015 15:25:37 GMT -5
Please don't ever mention family cloth again.
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Post by MJ2.0 on Feb 4, 2015 15:25:57 GMT -5
Also, do you poop before the shower? I wish I could. It would be so nice to poop, shower and then have that fresh feeling all day long. But I just can't get my body to do it. My parts won't relax unless I am in my routine. And my routine happens to be pooping at work. I don't know how to change it. But it is a curse.
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Post by imawino on Feb 4, 2015 15:26:18 GMT -5
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Post by imawino on Feb 4, 2015 15:26:58 GMT -5
Also, do you poop before the shower? I wish I could. It would be so nice to poop, shower and then have that fresh feeling all day long. But I just can't get my body to do it. My parts won't relax unless I am in my routine. And my routine happens to be pooping at work. I don't know how to change it. But it is a curse. No man, you gotta wait until you've had your morning coffee, which is at work. It's frugal, 'cuz the TP is free.
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Post by MJ2.0 on Feb 4, 2015 15:27:13 GMT -5
do not google, do not google....
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2015 15:27:42 GMT -5
I know some interesting families. You're Welcome
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Post by souldoubt on Feb 4, 2015 15:27:51 GMT -5
Also, do you poop before the shower? I wish I could. It would be so nice to poop, shower and then have that fresh feeling all day long. But I just can't get my body to do it. My parts won't relax unless I am in my routine. And my routine happens to be pooping at work. I don't know how to change it. But it is a curse. The solution for you is to shower at work after you poop. If work won't accommodate your demands to install a shower (supposing there isn't one) then stop showering at home until they give in.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Feb 4, 2015 15:27:46 GMT -5
do not google, do not google.... DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Cookies Galore on Feb 4, 2015 15:30:25 GMT -5
What about wipes, Archie? I'm sure no one will notice you walking into the men's room with them.
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Post by milee on Feb 4, 2015 15:32:48 GMT -5
We are poof people. My wife and I share a poof. The poof is used for everything except the face (which is done with hands and soap). The poof hangs in the shower to dry. You SHARE a poof? Gah!!!!
hmmmm, I wonder if he secretly uses mine? I'm going to install a camera in the shower.
Yes, yes he does.
How do I know this? I found out a few Christmases ago. Someone got me fancy soaps that smelled of heavenly herbs. I live with all guys (DH and 2 sons), so was puzzled when I'd go into the bathroom after someone had showered and could smell that nice, floral smell from my expensive, fancy soap. So I asked and all of them 'fessed up to using the foo foo soap in secret. And now that I'm aware of it, I'm noticing my nice expensive shampoo and conditioner sometimes disappear really quickly as well...
They all like the foo foo stuff, they just don't admit it or buy it for themselves.
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Feb 4, 2015 15:36:21 GMT -5
Also, do you poop before the shower? I wish I could. It would be so nice to poop, shower and then have that fresh feeling all day long. But I just can't get my body to do it. My parts won't relax unless I am in my routine. And my routine happens to be pooping at work. I don't know how to change it. But it is a curse. The solution for you is to shower at work after you poop. If work won't accommodate your demands to install a shower (supposing there isn't one) then stop showering at home until they give in. I need a therapy shower, dammit!!!!
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Post by swamp on Feb 4, 2015 15:37:12 GMT -5
You SHARE a poof? Gah!!!!
hmmmm, I wonder if he secretly uses mine? I'm going to install a camera in the shower.
Yes, yes he does.
How do I know this? I found out a few Christmases ago. Someone got me fancy soaps that smelled of heavenly herbs. I live with all guys (DH and 2 sons), so was puzzled when I'd go into the bathroom after someone had showered and could smell that nice, floral smell from my expensive, fancy soap. So I asked and all of them 'fessed up to using the foo foo soap in secret. And now that I'm aware of it, I'm noticing my nice expensive shampoo and conditioner sometimes disappear really quickly as well...
They all like the foo foo stuff, they just don't admit it or buy it for themselves.
DH likes my bath and body works body wash. He comes to bed smelling like Ocean Breeze.
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Post by whoisjohngalt on Feb 4, 2015 15:38:03 GMT -5
The solution for you is to shower at work after you poop. If work won't accommodate your demands to install a shower (supposing there isn't one) then stop showering at home until they give in. I need a therapy shower, dammit!!!! I need therapy after reading this thread....
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2015 15:40:20 GMT -5
And if they do want some of your product, it will the the ones that cost the most...
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Post by imawino on Feb 4, 2015 15:41:42 GMT -5
You SHARE a poof? Gah!!!!
hmmmm, I wonder if he secretly uses mine? I'm going to install a camera in the shower.
Yes, yes he does.
How do I know this? I found out a few Christmases ago. Someone got me fancy soaps that smelled of heavenly herbs. I live with all guys (DH and 2 sons), so was puzzled when I'd go into the bathroom after someone had showered and could smell that nice, floral smell from my expensive, fancy soap. So I asked and all of them 'fessed up to using the foo foo soap in secret. And now that I'm aware of it, I'm noticing my nice expensive shampoo and conditioner sometimes disappear really quickly as well...
They all like the foo foo stuff, they just don't admit it or buy it for themselves.
Now I want some new heavenly soaps!
The boys are teens, so they want to smell like Axe, or some equally "manly" stuff. Blech. But at least I know they don't use my products. I don't mind sharing with my sweetie, but he's pretty much a Coast kind of guy. And he doesn't have a ton of hair to waste my shampoo on - but don't tell him I said so!
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Post by MJ2.0 on Feb 4, 2015 15:42:22 GMT -5
The solution for you is to shower at work after you poop. If work won't accommodate your demands to install a shower (supposing there isn't one) then stop showering at home until they give in. I need a therapy shower, dammit!!!!
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