tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Jun 11, 2014 13:12:05 GMT -5
Well, for your info: Chelsea Handler “Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about telling their guy friends. Similarly, if you're a guy and you pull your pants down, and the girl you're with immediately stats text messaging her friends, you have a small penis. Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”
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Post by tloonya on Jun 11, 2014 13:19:07 GMT -5
Well, at least now I can tell DH I'm using the computer to further my education. And trust me, this thread took my education waaaay further! I am asking you to stop and think when you are feeling that you are so educated that you don't need us anymore and you can quit here and do it all on your own...
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Post by tloonya on Jun 12, 2014 6:30:42 GMT -5
Good Morning. Microsoft informed me that I have a new browser I9! And I don't CARE! But I would care if it'll upgrade my browser on work laptop! I don't need it! Its crucial so it is not happennning! Checked bank accounts. Not so good. What is the friggin Bill Gates phone? Anyone? What a way to start a day
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Post by tloonya on Jun 13, 2014 11:01:37 GMT -5
This morning I had met one fellow I know and we were like whassup? He said he lost 40lb (I had not noticed THAt much) and thinking of porn industry. I swear I couldn't tell if he was joking. I had decided to play along and said - make a few tapes and go ahead. Make it happen! He says that his age (40+) is on the way and I had suggested that there is probably porn for all ages... He said he is still kind of chubby and I had suggested - there must be porn for chubsters but he kept complaining. And I said 'don't give up' and I was completely joking and he said 'you know the fact that I am married is also not so cool' and I was like 'he is totally kidding' and then he added 'but I have visectomy which is a huge plus in porn industry' and I was like...he is serious...and then he said 'if you will find out anything make sure you tell me, kido, all right?' He pinched my cheek (on my face) and left all serious...
I am still psyched - WAS HE KIDDING ME or was he serious
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Post by tloonya on Jun 21, 2014 11:01:34 GMT -5
I am still laughing. Yesterday coming from work I am finding a magazine in my mailbox. MASERATI in all glory. About 30 pages of pictures of it. And before this thread I had never wrote a word Maserati - I had to google it. I am driving Pathfinder 1998 and here someone found me like a person who can be jumping from 1998 Nissan into 2015 Maserati... I would turn heads coming to a market in Maserati and loading some potatoes in it. Someone would probably call psycho unit on me
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