Tennesseer
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Post by Tennesseer on Jul 27, 2020 19:49:39 GMT -5
Back in the seventies on a Friday night after a hard week of work, we co-workers went out drinking. At the end of the night one co-worker was too drunk to drive himself home so he asked me for a ride. No problem. I told him to point out his home to me as we drove down his street. He pointed out his home and we stopped. I told him I would wait for him to get into the house before I pulled away. He exited the car and headed for the back door. Out of sight for only seconds, he came around from the back of the house and back to my car. I asked him what was wrong. He replied, "Wrong house."
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toomuchreality
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 27, 2020 23:43:57 GMT -5
🤣🤣🤣
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Post by buystoys on Jul 28, 2020 6:35:47 GMT -5
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 28, 2020 7:22:46 GMT -5
small High School has nothing to do with it!!
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NoNamePerson
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 28, 2020 12:07:13 GMT -5
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Iggy aka IG
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Post by Iggy aka IG on Jul 28, 2020 14:05:09 GMT -5
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Iggy aka IG
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Post by Iggy aka IG on Jul 28, 2020 14:09:46 GMT -5
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Iggy aka IG
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Post by Iggy aka IG on Jul 28, 2020 14:15:48 GMT -5
Pretty much the shit I think about at 2 AM...
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Iggy aka IG
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Post by Iggy aka IG on Jul 28, 2020 14:59:19 GMT -5
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mollyanna58
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Post by mollyanna58 on Jul 28, 2020 15:10:39 GMT -5
I'd have to add my "get me out of here" song that starts going through my head at a certain point.
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Post by empress of self-improvement on Jul 28, 2020 15:18:05 GMT -5
I'd have to add my "get me out of here" song that starts going through my head at a certain point. Also need to add the "I hope nobody saw me sleeping!"
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Iggy aka IG
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Post by Iggy aka IG on Jul 28, 2020 15:26:02 GMT -5
I'd have to add my "get me out of here" song that starts going through my head at a certain point. Also need to add the "I hope nobody saw me sleeping!" And, can anyone see my eyes rolling?? And, do I care if they do??
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busymom
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Post by busymom on Jul 28, 2020 15:31:41 GMT -5
Ah, yes. Customer service. (Don't miss it.)
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Iggy aka IG
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Post by Iggy aka IG on Jul 28, 2020 15:46:25 GMT -5
A friend since middle school adds the beloved: "Not my circus, not my monkeys...."
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 28, 2020 17:20:18 GMT -5
I would add Fuck and what an idiot as one! Free up some space for I’m gonna kill me somebody today
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Tennesseer
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Post by Tennesseer on Jul 28, 2020 17:44:55 GMT -5
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Post by weltschmerz on Jul 28, 2020 21:08:57 GMT -5
Just because....
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 29, 2020 6:55:40 GMT -5
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Post by billisonboard on Jul 29, 2020 8:58:51 GMT -5
Where we started: The snarkier the better 21,016 replies later: Just because.... I think we have totally lost our snark.
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NoNamePerson
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 29, 2020 13:20:58 GMT -5
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NoNamePerson
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Post by Opti on Jul 29, 2020 20:00:56 GMT -5
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Post by busymom on Jul 29, 2020 20:31:55 GMT -5
Yes, indeed....
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Post by andi9899 on Jul 29, 2020 21:01:35 GMT -5
I send these to the girls all the time. They think I have some sort of meme app.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 30, 2020 6:53:53 GMT -5
I send these to the girls all the time. They think I have some sort of meme app. Did you just call us an APP?? That's the nicest thing I have been called in ages. Thanks from the bottom of my black heart
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Post by andi9899 on Jul 30, 2020 8:30:08 GMT -5
This looks like me and all the dogs.
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