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Post by toomuchreality on Aug 16, 2024 19:58:22 GMT -5
This is pretty much me when I cook pasta, because I still cook like DD is living at home: (Who else does this remind you of?) Me! Because I love pasta! NNP, except it isn't burned, or on fire. So she gets an out, on this one!
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Post by NoNamePerson on Aug 16, 2024 21:45:37 GMT -5
This is pretty much me when I cook pasta, because I still cook like DD is living at home: (Who else does this remind you of?) Me! Because I love pasta! NNP, except it isn't burned, or on fire. So she gets an out, on this one!
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Post by Opti on Aug 17, 2024 1:45:42 GMT -5
See I thought Busy might mean someone was precooking Donald's hair for the week before it was colored and fluffed.
Or an enthusiastic Pastafarian His Noodle Ness be praised.
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Post by Opti on Aug 17, 2024 4:10:07 GMT -5
For MPL and others -
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Post by Opti on Aug 17, 2024 5:08:23 GMT -5
Not a meme, but a good NAR story - I’m on a train that has been standing in the middle of the fields for a while. The driver eventually comes on the intercom.
Driver: “Ladies and gentlemen, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that the engine of the train has stopped, and I cannot get it restarted. The good news is that you’re not on an airplane.”notalwaysright.com/he-doesnt-have-any-engine-power-but-hes-got-a-point/340141/
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Post by busymom on Aug 17, 2024 11:05:18 GMT -5
See I thought Busy might mean someone was precooking Donald's hair for the week before it was colored and fluffed. Or an enthusiastic Pastafarian His Noodle Ness be praised. Ewww! You couldn't pay me to touch his hair. I don't know where it's been...
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Post by tractor on Aug 17, 2024 11:32:28 GMT -5
Not a meme, but a good NAR story - I’m on a train that has been standing in the middle of the fields for a while. The driver eventually comes on the intercom.
Driver: “Ladies and gentlemen, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that the engine of the train has stopped, and I cannot get it restarted. The good news is that you’re not on an airplane.”notalwaysright.com/he-doesnt-have-any-engine-power-but-hes-got-a-point/340141/This reminds me of my wife's one and only cross-country train trip. "The bad news is we hit 100-cows...the good news is we're not in an airplane" True story, they were stuck in the tracks in the middle of Nebraska for 6-hours.
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Post by toomuchreality on Aug 17, 2024 11:33:55 GMT -5
Not a meme, but a good NAR story - I’m on a train that has been standing in the middle of the fields for a while. The driver eventually comes on the intercom.
Driver: “Ladies and gentlemen, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that the engine of the train has stopped, and I cannot get it restarted. The good news is that you’re not on an airplane.”notalwaysright.com/he-doesnt-have-any-engine-power-but-hes-got-a-point/340141/This reminds me of my wife's one and only cross-country train trip. "The bad news is we hit 100-cows...the good news is we're not in an airplane" True story, they were stuck in the tracks in the middle of Nebraska for 6-hours. Yikes!
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Post by Opti on Aug 18, 2024 8:52:53 GMT -5
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Post by Tennesseer on Aug 18, 2024 16:24:26 GMT -5
This is pretty much me when I cook pasta, because I still cook like DD is living at home: (Who else does this remind you of?) Me! Because I love pasta! NNP, except it isn't burned, or on fire. So she gets an out, on this one! NoNamePerson might like this pasta dish because the spaghetti is partially charred in its preparation. Spaghetti all'Assassina (Assassin's Spaghetti) Spaghetti all'Assassina (Assassin's Spaghetti)
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Post by Tennesseer on Aug 18, 2024 16:25:32 GMT -5
Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown people who have more birthdays live longer.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Aug 18, 2024 16:37:43 GMT -5
Me! Because I love pasta! NNP, except it isn't burned, or on fire. So she gets an out, on this one! NoNamePerson might like this pasta dish because the spaghetti is partially charred in its preparation. Spaghetti all'Assassina (Assassin's Spaghetti) Spaghetti all'Assassina (Assassin's Spaghetti) But might have to try this.
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Post by toomuchreality on Aug 18, 2024 17:08:02 GMT -5
Bwahahaha! 🤣
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Post by Opti on Aug 20, 2024 4:36:56 GMT -5
Wish I had known of this years ago. One place had enough turnover that sometimes the desk received the delivery of the business cards weeks after the person had quit.
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Post by Opti on Aug 21, 2024 6:04:24 GMT -5
Not a meme, but hopefully a nice light bit of fun from NAR to brighten the day I have a government-issued cell phone. I had to complete training before getting the phone, which included rules about use, safety instructions, etc., but it made one thing very clear: when I’m talking on that phone, I’m talking on behalf of the government.
I’ve been expecting a call, and when an unknown number pops up, I immediately answer.
Caller: “Hi! I’m calling from [Company] with an exciting opportunity. We make your life easier by making your debt go away. Mind if I ask you a few questions?”
This is NOT the call I was expecting, so my brain is trying to catch up.
Me: “Wha… Huh?”
Caller: “Great! How much debt are you currently facing?”
Time to put that training to use!
Me: “Roughly thirty-three trillion dollars.”
Caller: *Click*notalwaysright.com/if-the-government-knows-one-thing-its-how-to-fib/341211/
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Post by busymom on Aug 22, 2024 14:58:41 GMT -5
Yup. I think of them as pacifiers for the younger generation. They can't go 10 minutes without peeking at their phones.
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