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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2014 13:28:46 GMT -5
Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that the Zombpocalypse will directly coincide with the redneck uprising? Your TPS Report filing skills will be no match for someone who can make 'shine and BBQ roadkill. This point is well made in One Second After. Book learning doesn't get folks far when you live like it is 1600. But, if you can cobble together things, and create what makes people happy, then you are golden.
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2014 14:46:06 GMT -5
Not only do I have tons of books to bring... I have lots of board games!
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Post by zibazinski on May 10, 2014 8:56:44 GMT -5
I don't have any skills. I can't even type!!
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Post by Virgil Showlion on May 10, 2014 9:05:50 GMT -5
I can type, but I can never remember what thread I'm posting in.
But whatever.
Am I the only one who cares that the lady was waving a gun around? What did she expect would happen? You don't get a free pass from that kind of life-threatening behaviour just because you're a senior.
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Post by Spellbound454 on May 10, 2014 10:15:32 GMT -5
I'm very brave.... though some may call it reckless and stupid. Unless there is a spider, then I'll go to pieces. btw... if we are going all Brave New World......remember we don't get past 60
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Post by Blonde Granny on May 10, 2014 10:18:28 GMT -5
I'm a really good shot and have guns and ammo at my disposal.
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2014 12:35:21 GMT -5
I'm very brave.... though some may call it reckless and stupid. Unless there is a spider, then I'll go to pieces. btw... if we are going all Brave New World......remember we don't get past 60 Spiders used to freak me out, then I moved to a place with scorpions... I much prefer the spiders now...
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Post by achelois on May 11, 2014 13:42:36 GMT -5
I don't have any skills. I can't even type!! Ok, into the stew pot with you! From some of your earlier posts, though, I don't think there is much meat on your bones. However, waste not, want not. When I was married, I lived up north and we had thirty acres. I raised many vegetables, had fruit trees, pigs and beef cows. There was a cement block building we called the butcher house with a wood burning cook stove, block 'n tackle, and tools/equipment that was handed down through generations and canning stuff. I helped butcher, make sausage with a hand machine, made jams and jellies, made maple syrup and sugar, did water bath canning, made sauerkraut and homemade wine(that turned out a bit fizzy). Made scrapple, smoked and cured meats. I can do simple sewing and crochet and have been a nurse for many years. I had natural childbirth if that counts for anything. I have seen many people die and dead bodies do not bother me (except children). I could kill if I had to. I would have to learn to shoot a gun. All that stuff is a lot of hard physical work. Our ancestors' bodies aged and wore out much earlier than ours. So, I sincerely hope we never get into an apocalyptic situation. I am much too lazy now. I am thinking we should all move close together. Just in case.
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Post by achelois on May 11, 2014 13:51:26 GMT -5
I can type, but I can never remember what thread I'm posting in. But whatever. Am I the only one who cares that the lady was waving a gun around? What did she expect would happen? You don't get a free pass from that kind of life-threatening behaviour just because you're a senior. You may possibly be on the wrong thread, but I agree with you.
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Post by achelois on May 11, 2014 14:07:31 GMT -5
I know where to get my hands on sh*tloads of duct tape and we are going to need that! I also watched all duct tape related myths on mythbusters. So there, I am useful! I hope you will have reviewed all the uses of duct tape on the Red Green shows by the time the apocalypse arrives.
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