Butt explosion

[tloonya]

Watched European TV show where they talking about how plastic surgeries increased for men.
One fellow had 'numerous plastic surgeries MOST of which were unsuccessful.
He had also done buttock enhancement (whatever it means).
I supposed after that he was very happy and went on vacation to show off his new cheeks to the people on the beach.
I am sure it would be wonderful, but his butt had exploded during airplane take off.

Imagine you sat next to him....

[NomoreDramaQ1015]

This scenario was on 1000 Ways to Die only it was breast implants.

I'm disappointed, I thought this would be a thread about you eating sugarless Haribo gummy bears.

[NancysSummerSip]

Buttock enhancement means either gel or silicone implants to make the butt cheeks look fuller and rounder. A lot of men with flat butts do this. You have to hope you don't end up like this, however:

And yes, this is a dude. And he did this to himself, along with other "unsuspecting victims." He was arrested for, among other things, practicing medicine without a license.

[NomoreDramaQ1015]

And he did this to himself, along with other "unsuspecting victims.

He looks like that and other people agreed to let him perform surgery on them?  The level of stupidity some people manage to achieve never ceases to amaze me.

This is as good as the chicks who got Hepatitis from the "door to door tattoo salesman".  His equiptment was a rubber hose with a fish hook attached, that didn't send any warning bells thru your pea brains?!

[giramomma]

Well, I thought you were talking about DH for a second..Taco night is not kind to him.

Now I'm just going to have "Baby Got Back" in my head all day.

I will sit and contemplate which is worse.

[NancysSummerSip]

Jan 17, 2014 11:31:06 GMT -5 NomoreDramaQ1015 said:

And he did this to himself, along with other "unsuspecting victims.

He looks like that and other people agreed to let him perform surgery on them?  The level of stupidity some people manage to achieve never ceases to amaze me.

This is as good as the chicks who got Hepatitis from the "door to door tattoo salesman".  His equiptment was a rubber hose with a fish hook attached, that didn't send any warning bells thru your pea brains?!

And add the garage dentists to the list...we have a fair share of those as well, mostly immigrants serving other immigrants, too poor to go to a real dentist, or unable to attend one of the free clinics. These guys use old equipment, no sterilization and a kitchen chair. And sedation is a snoutful of cheap booze. There have been stories of people winding up with no teeth at all, or serious infections due to these clowns.

[NancysSummerSip]

Jan 17, 2014 11:33:39 GMT -5 giramomma said:

Well, I thought you were talking about DH for a second..Taco night is not kind to him.

Now I'm just going to have "Baby Got Back" in my head all day.

I will sit and contemplate which is worse.

Baby could do more than bounce a quarter off that back. Try a few hundred rolls of quarters. All at the same time.

And the song in my head is Sir Mix-A-Lot's I Like Big Butts.

[midjd]

Jan 17, 2014 11:47:10 GMT -5 NancysSummerSip said:

Jan 17, 2014 11:33:39 GMT -5 giramomma said:

Well, I thought you were talking about DH for a second..Taco night is not kind to him.

Now I'm just going to have "Baby Got Back" in my head all day.

I will sit and contemplate which is worse.

Baby could do more than bounce a quarter off that back. Try a few hundred rolls of quarters. All at the same time.

And the song in my head is Sir Mix-A-Lot's I Like Big Butts.

Psst...it's the same song

[8 Bit WWBG]

Well that person is most definitely NOT going to get the "your butt will thank you" ad from the other day.

[NancysSummerSip]

Jan 17, 2014 13:21:22 GMT -5 midjd said:

Jan 17, 2014 11:47:10 GMT -5 NancysSummerSip said:

Baby could do more than bounce a quarter off that back. Try a few hundred rolls of quarters. All at the same time.

And the song in my head is Sir Mix-A-Lot's I Like Big Butts.

Psst...it's the same song

It is? See, shows you how much I know about big butts rap music.

[Sum Dum Gai]

Buttock enhancement means either gel or silicone implants to make the butt cheeks look fuller and rounder. A lot of men with flat butts do this.

If less than 1% means a lot, then sure, a lot of guys get fake tits put into their cheeks so they can fill out their apple bottom jeans.

[tloonya]

Jan 17, 2014 11:06:08 GMT -5 NomoreDramaQ1015 said:

This scenario was on 1000 Ways to Die only it was breast implants.

I'm disappointed, I thought this would be a thread about you eating sugarless Haribo gummy bears.

may you explain it to me, please...whats funny about that?

[Sum Dum Gai]

Open a new tab and go to amazon.com.  In the search box type in Haribo sugar free gummy bears.  The first product that pops up should be a 5 pound bag of Haribo sugar free gummy bears.  Click on that one and read the product reviews.

The sugar substitute used in them causes people to violently shit out basically everything they've ever eaten in their lives, and possibly some of their organs.  Seriously, read the reviews, they're comedy gold.

[NancysSummerSip]

Jan 17, 2014 14:29:16 GMT -5 Sum Dum Gai said:

Buttock enhancement means either gel or silicone implants to make the butt cheeks look fuller and rounder. A lot of men with flat butts do this.

If less than 1% means a lot, then sure, a lot of guys get fake tits put into their cheeks so they can fill out their apple bottom jeans.

"A lot" was a comparison with 15 years ago, when real men didn't do plastic surgery of this type. According to the America Society of Plastic Surgeons, for the year 2012 (I cannot find 2013 stats yet), 329 men had butt work done (lifts and implants combined). That's out of 3,746 total on the two surgeries, so the rest were done on women. There was a 352% increase in these procedures from 2000 to 2012. The actual numbers aren't big, but the percentage increase is interesting.

And Dark, what's wrong with a little filling in? I like a guy with a good butt, even if all I get to do is look, drool and dream.

[Sum Dum Gai]

And Dark, what's wrong with a little filling in? I like a guy with a good butt, even if all I get to do is look, drool and dream.

Nothing wrong with a fuller butt.  Something wrong with a guy that gets it from a surgeon though.  Real men hit the gym when we want to change our bodies, not magic pills, potions, lotions, or a plastic surgeon.  Cheating is for women.

[tloonya]

Jan 17, 2014 14:37:16 GMT -5 Sum Dum Gai said:

Open a new tab and go to amazon.com.  In the search box type in Haribo sugar free gummy bears.  The first product that pops up should be a 5 pound bag of Haribo sugar free gummy bears.  Click on that one and read the product reviews.

The sugar substitute used in them causes people to violently shit out basically everything they've ever eaten in their lives, and possibly some of their organs.  Seriously, read the reviews, they're comedy gold.

I'll get back to you on this one...

[NancysSummerSip]

Jan 17, 2014 14:48:26 GMT -5 Sum Dum Gai said:

And Dark, what's wrong with a little filling in? I like a guy with a good butt, even if all I get to do is look, drool and dream.

Nothing wrong with a fuller butt.  Something wrong with a guy that gets it from a surgeon though.  Real men hit the gym when we want to change our bodies, not magic pills, potions, lotions, or a plastic surgeon.  Cheating is for women.

Sometimes the gym only helps so much, for either gender. And no, the use of a plastic surgeon is not confined to women. And the use of a plastic surgeon is not always cheating. Sometimes, a surgeon fixes that which Mother Nature and genetics got wrong in the first place. Mind you, ten years ago, I never would have said any of this. Then I underwent corrective plastic surgery, and it changes a lot of things. It does not change who you are as a person, it won't make you happier, or better or fix your personal issues. As my surgeon said, it makes you a better-looking version of who you already are.

[Sum Dum Gai]

Sometimes the gym only helps so much, for either gender.

True, but becoming doll people isn't that attractive anyway.  Some people, and I include myself in this number, just aren't ever going to be beautiful.  We can look our best, and our best might not be half bad, but we'll never be Brad Pitt pretty.  Nothing wrong with that.  We can always tell ourselves that he may be richer and better looking but he probably has a smaller penis.  It restores our sense of fairness in the world.

[souldoubt]

I'm with Shaun on this one.  Then again I had to start shaving my head in my late 20's and after getting over the initial shock of doing it because I was balding I cared less once it was done because it is what it is.  I also don't have much of an ass but I'm not going to get anything injected into my body to make up for that.  Everybody has things they don't like about themselves physically but most guys aren't going to have work done to fix those insecurities.  To be blunt I don't think the countless magazines with airbrushed women and tv shows with women who have never had a cheeseburger have helped regular women's self esteem any.     

[tloonya]

Jan 17, 2014 14:37:16 GMT -5 Sum Dum Gai said:

Open a new tab and go to amazon.com.  In the search box type in Haribo sugar free gummy bears.  The first product that pops up should be a 5 pound bag of Haribo sugar free gummy bears.  Click on that one and read the product reviews.

The sugar substitute used in them causes people to violently shit out basically everything they've ever eaten in their lives, and possibly some of their organs.  Seriously, read the reviews, they're comedy gold.

OMG!!!
It makes me wanna try it just to see if all of these 'writers' were honest describing 'outcome'...

[Sum Dum Gai]

I feel the same way Loon.  I almost ordered a bag yesterday.  If they're right I don't want to have to throw away a five pound bag though.  Maybe I'll find a smaller bag of the sugar free ones somewhere.  Easter is coming so retailers will be bringing in more candy.

[tloonya]

Jan 17, 2014 15:29:21 GMT -5 Sum Dum Gai said:

I feel the same way Loon.  I almost ordered a bag yesterday.  If they're right I don't want to have to throw away a five pound bag though.  Maybe I'll find a smaller bag of the sugar free ones somewhere.  Easter is coming so retailers will be bringing in more candy.

Well, order bag and try some...send the rest to me. I will LOVE to give it as a freebie to my cheap asses customers. That will teach them!

[tloonya]

Jan 17, 2014 15:02:44 GMT -5 Sum Dum Gai said:

Sometimes the gym only helps so much, for either gender.

True, but becoming doll people isn't that attractive anyway.  Some people, and I include myself in this number, just aren't ever going to be beautiful.  We can look our best, and our best might not be half bad, but we'll never be Brad Pitt pretty.  Nothing wrong with that.  We can always tell ourselves that he may be richer and better looking but he probably has a smaller penis.  It restores our sense of fairness in the world.

For love of all gods...why is Brad Pitt considered handsome It makes me so mad when people go goo gaa about his looks!!!
Take a look...at his look!!! I wanna yell and cry and punch someone in the face. My favorite is Al Paccino btw...
And I am sure, Dark, Brad must have nothing down there if he can stand being around this bonny witch...no balls for sure.
Brad and Witch relationships in my eyes:

[Sum Dum Gai]

Al Pacino is not now, and has never been, handsome.  He's not hideous or anything, but he's not a looker.

[tloonya]

Jan 17, 2014 15:45:03 GMT -5 Sum Dum Gai said:

Al Pacino is not now, and has never been, handsome.  He's not hideous or anything, but he's not a looker.

I am calling you outside and beating heck out of you!!!
Al is not handsome? Youu need your eyes to be checked and keyboard to be taken away...Bread Pisst...

[alabamagal]

Jan 17, 2014 13:25:40 GMT -5 8 Bit WWBG said:

Well that person is most definitely NOT going to get the "your butt will thank you" ad from the other day.

WWBG - When  see your avatar I do not think of potatoes, I think of the topic of this thread.

[8 Bit WWBG]

As long as I don't put that potato in the microwave, I should be OK.

[Nazgul Girl]

    The reviews made for some superb Saturday morning reading.   I will never eat a gummi bear again, nor any fruity-tooty popcorn balls.   You never know where some peoples' minds are.    I laughed so hard.    I can only think of one person that I would ever consider victimizing with these "treats".   ETA - I wouldn't even do it to her.     I am amazed that they haven't been banned.

[Nazgul Girl]

   Yes, they are epic both in length and hilarity.   That being said, I'm sure the dehydration could kill a frail person.   The product really sounds dangerous.

[Sum Dum Gai]

It's no more dangerous than any other laxative on the market.  It is significantly cheaper than most laxatives though, and from the reviews tastes far better.