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Post by wvugurl26 on Dec 5, 2013 15:29:12 GMT -5
Poor Ratchets missed the part where Miss Tequila isn't anyone's sugar momma She might let him be her sugar daddy though. If she's sick enough of working. Maybe but somehow I don't think that is what he had in mind.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Dec 5, 2013 15:30:46 GMT -5
She might let him be her sugar daddy though. If she's sick enough of working. Maybe but somehow I don't think that is what he had in mind. Meh, who cares what he wants? It's all about what SHE wants
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Dec 5, 2013 15:44:00 GMT -5
Good luck with that Ratchets.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Dec 5, 2013 15:46:39 GMT -5
Meh, who cares what he wants? It's all about what SHE wants OK...so I got a little penis, lets not broadcast it all over the internet LoL! Hey...Hitachi Magic Wand, and then the purse strings come open...errr, not that it would be what I'm looking for, but you know, hypothetically (that's pretty hard to spell buzzed)...either way look who's driving the Porsche down main street :-P Dayum....you DO realize it's about the finesse of the operator, not the size of the equipment, right?
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Post by Nazgul Girl on Dec 5, 2013 22:02:45 GMT -5
Man, I don't got no respect. I coulda been a contendress. I'm watching all of you !! Yes. I am. Except for Rachets, because I'm not sure that I want to see his equipment drive down the street.
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Dec 6, 2013 3:18:21 GMT -5
Oh crap, I totally forgot about beerwench! Sorry about that. We might as well throw POM into the mix as well. Even though she doesn't have a alcoholic beverage in her name, she does strike me as a lady who enjoys her adult beverages. Never underestimate a POMtini or POM Margarita! And I could totally take Tina. I carry a spray bottle and I know how to use it!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2013 7:54:25 GMT -5
I can kick both of their candy asses!!! How could they have forgotten you?! My money's on Wino! Mine too!
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Post by Miss Tequila on Dec 6, 2013 8:02:39 GMT -5
LMAO!!! I totally missed this yesterday
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Post by Miss Tequila on Dec 6, 2013 8:03:37 GMT -5
My money's on Miss Tequila. Girl grew up in the hood, she's got to have picked up a few fighting skills along the way. Not only that....but I can make 15 different casseroles using nothing but rice and gubmint cheese
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Post by Miss Tequila on Dec 6, 2013 8:04:54 GMT -5
They're ornery! You mispelled "drunk"
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Post by Miss Tequila on Dec 6, 2013 8:05:49 GMT -5
Beerwench - she can turn any causal conversation into a laff-fest in an instant!! But off the boards would have to say Miss Tequila, she has worked through some pretty tough things and come out pretty well...if I was looking for a sugar-momma she'd be right up there just behind Angelina Jolie ! Awww...that was nice...but get yo lazy ass to work...I ain't supporting no deadbeat!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2013 8:09:28 GMT -5
Ohhh...l'amour!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2013 9:19:06 GMT -5
So, are we ready for the official weapon search? :-)
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Post by busymom on Dec 6, 2013 9:38:34 GMT -5
I missed this yesterday, too! So, are the contestants worn out, or ready for round 2? (Busy refills the pit with jello pudding.)
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Post by swamp on Dec 6, 2013 9:50:01 GMT -5
I have met both of them and I can say without a doubt that I would win! Yeah, but I'd kick all your asses!
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Post by swamp on Dec 6, 2013 9:51:19 GMT -5
I think @beerwench has too much class for a physical fight. <snort> you obviously haven't met her.
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Post by Miss Tequila on Dec 6, 2013 10:40:24 GMT -5
Awww...that was nice...but get yo lazy ass to work...I ain't supporting no deadbeat! Dude...I really think you shoudl reconsider! There's a lot of benefits to being a sugar-momma! You know that good feeling you get when you do something nice for somebody? Well, ok, maybe you don't...but ask one of your friends or something. Or, that probably wouldn't be much help either... ask one of MY friends. Anyway, you'd have that feeling every. single. day. . Imagine walking into work whistling a little tune and saying to yourself "I'm a sugar-momma and PROUD of it. And we ain't living in no trailer park either, 'cause I take care of my man!" And I could be at home swilling beer and watching NASCAR all day. It's a win-win situation !! Pft...something tells me my friends ain't got nothing on your friend..<<hands over pink jacket to Ratchet's friend>>
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Post by quince on Dec 6, 2013 11:02:17 GMT -5
I think whoever's running the book on this fight is gonna win.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2013 11:08:04 GMT -5
<< flips open notebook and licks pencil >> What can I put you down for?
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Post by NoNamePerson on Dec 6, 2013 11:08:49 GMT -5
I think whoever's running the book on this fight is gonna win. I've checked with my bookie and right now odds favor Swamp - she has a whip. Now if one shows up with a gun the odds change On a side note, why are the ladies fighting? I love a good fight but now must stand back and cheer
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Dec 6, 2013 11:09:24 GMT -5
Dude...I really think you shoudl reconsider! There's a lot of benefits to being a sugar-momma! You know that good feeling you get when you do something nice for somebody? Well, ok, maybe you don't...but ask one of your friends or something. Or, that probably wouldn't be much help either... ask one of MY friends. Anyway, you'd have that feeling every. single. day. . Imagine walking into work whistling a little tune and saying to yourself "I'm a sugar-momma and PROUD of it. And we ain't living in no trailer park either, 'cause I take care of my man!" And I could be at home swilling beer and watching NASCAR all day. It's a win-win situation !! Pft...something tells me my friends ain't got nothing on your friend..<<hands over pink jacket to Ratchet's friend>> Well, I know I'm a sweet angel and that he couldn't possibly be talking about me!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2013 11:11:59 GMT -5
If it were a lying contest Chocolate Lover would win hands-down! << runs like the wind >>
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Post by Miss Tequila on Dec 6, 2013 11:12:08 GMT -5
I think whoever's running the book on this fight is gonna win. I've checked with my bookie and right now odds favor Swamp - she has a whip. Now if one shows up with a gun the odds change On a side note, why are the ladies fighting? I love a good fight but now must stand back and cheer I'm a republican...of course I own a gun!
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Post by Miss Tequila on Dec 6, 2013 11:12:52 GMT -5
Pft...something tells me my friends ain't got nothing on your friend..<<hands over pink jacket to Ratchet's friend>> Well, I know I'm a sweet angel and that he couldn't possibly be talking about me! <<poor CL...she has no clue what "sweet angel" means>>
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Dec 6, 2013 11:13:06 GMT -5
If it were a lying contest Chocolate Lover would win hands-down! << runs like the wind >> Where's MB when I need him? HE knows I'm a saint!
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Dec 6, 2013 11:13:50 GMT -5
Well, I know I'm a sweet angel and that he couldn't possibly be talking about me! <<poor CL...she has no clue what "sweet angel" means>> I do too! It's when you don't point and laugh even though you want to really really bad! Right?!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2013 11:15:02 GMT -5
And MB doesn't know what "saint" means apparently...
<< takes off in the other direction >>
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Post by Miss Tequila on Dec 6, 2013 11:15:40 GMT -5
<<poor CL...she has no clue what "sweet angel" means>> I do too! It's when you don't point and laugh even though you want to really really bad! Right?! Huh...you mean you can control pointing and laughing?? I always thought that was an automatic reflex
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Post by Miss Tequila on Dec 6, 2013 11:16:19 GMT -5
If it were a lying contest Chocolate Lover would win hands-down! << runs like the wind >> Where's MB when I need him? HE knows I'm a saint! <<CL doesn't realize that Slattern doesn't mean saint>>
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Dec 6, 2013 11:16:37 GMT -5
And MB doesn't know what "saint" means apparently... << takes off in the other direction >> <<Grabs Beer by her pony tail and flings her into the pudding and runs before she gets dragged in>>
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