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Post by swamp on Jul 9, 2013 10:25:41 GMT -5
We hired a guy to do some work at our house. I'm working from home today. He's distracting me. Should I tell him to stop wearing that clingy t shirt and showing off those muscles. Maybe his jeans should be baggier too.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2013 10:26:21 GMT -5
Him turning you on is YOUR problem, not his!
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Jul 9, 2013 10:27:09 GMT -5
No, he should know better than to go,out in public looking like that.
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Post by wvugurl26 on Jul 9, 2013 10:27:36 GMT -5
I think swamp just came up with a bunch of new reasons to hire the contractor again.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2013 10:29:50 GMT -5
We hired a guy to do some work at our house. I'm working from home today. He's distracting me. Should I tell him to stop wearing that clingy t shirt and showing off those muscles. Maybe his jeans should be baggier too. you need to post his picture - that way we can know just how inappropriately he is dressing.... yeah, that's it.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2013 10:30:19 GMT -5
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Jul 9, 2013 10:30:29 GMT -5
Should I tell him to stop wearing that clingy t shirt and showing off those muscles.
Tell him to take it off.
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wvugurl26
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Post by wvugurl26 on Jul 9, 2013 10:32:39 GMT -5
I concur, we need a picture so we can judge.
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Post by milee on Jul 9, 2013 10:34:46 GMT -5
Tell him that he's only 32 and should "cover up!" If you can do it in a way that simultaneously conveys disgust and judgment, that would be the best way to show your concern for his well being.
If he doesn't cover up, nobody will blame you for giving him a quick pat on the ass or asking him to use his power tools on you.
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Jul 9, 2013 10:39:36 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2013 10:41:09 GMT -5
Tell him that he's only 32 and should "cover up!" If you can do it in a way that simultaneously conveys disgust and judgment, that would be the best way to show your concern for his well being. If he doesn't cover up, nobody will blame you for giving him a quick pat on the ass or asking him to use his power tools on you. KINKY!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2013 10:44:30 GMT -5
You should definitely ask your children to be the gatekeeper for your sexuality. They should make some weird noise when attractive contractors are around. edited: I mixed up this thread with another on GOMI. In that thread they were talking about this crazy Christian blogger who said that whenever her daughters saw someone inappropriately dressed they would make weird noises and comments to their father so he could avoid temptation. From that thread: getoffmyinternets.net/time-warp-wife-wants-you-women-to-stop-tempting-men/
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2013 10:48:06 GMT -5
Maybe he will be like tloonya 's contractor and give you a hickey.
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Post by Bob Ross on Jul 9, 2013 10:49:25 GMT -5
Is his plumber's crack making you horny?
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Post by Gardening Grandma on Jul 9, 2013 10:51:08 GMT -5
We hired a guy to do some work at our house. I'm working from home today. He's distracting me. Should I tell him to stop wearing that clingy t shirt and showing off those muscles. Maybe his jeans should be baggier too. I suggest you keep your mouth shut as you are enjoying the view.... Oh, and how about posting a picture?
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Post by thyme4change on Jul 9, 2013 11:07:01 GMT -5
I would turn on the heater wherever he is working.
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Post by Malarky on Jul 9, 2013 11:07:43 GMT -5
LMAO
I hired someone to mow the lawn this summer. Funny, I never used to watch when DH mowed...
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Post by thyme4change on Jul 9, 2013 11:24:49 GMT -5
LMAO I hired someone to mow the lawn this summer. Funny, I never used to watch when DH mowed... I hired a guy to mow the lawn, and I would rather not be home. He is not a good looking guy. Neither are the guys that clean my pool. I went out with a group of people a few weeks ago and one of the guys cleaned pools for a living. Now...HIM I would watch clean my pool all day long.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2013 11:28:14 GMT -5
oh honey, you're not supposed to eat with the help....
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Jul 9, 2013 11:29:20 GMT -5
oh honey, you're not supposed to eat with the help.... Can I eat the help?
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Post by thyme4change on Jul 9, 2013 11:37:50 GMT -5
oh honey, you're not supposed to eat with the help.... He owns his own business - I was dining with Entrepreneurs!
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Post by swamp on Jul 9, 2013 11:38:45 GMT -5
oh honey, you're not supposed to eat with the help.... He owns his own business - I was dining with Entrepreneurs! You had dinner with Paul?
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Post by thyme4change on Jul 9, 2013 11:42:22 GMT -5
I doubt it.
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Post by wvugurl26 on Jul 9, 2013 11:44:19 GMT -5
Thyme you need to screen the help better!
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Post by thyme4change on Jul 9, 2013 11:46:16 GMT -5
Thyme you need to screen the help better! My husband hired them after researching performance and the ability to show up with previous customers.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2013 11:50:25 GMT -5
Didn't anyone explain to your contractor how people will judge him for his appearance and treat him accordingly? What is with parents these days!
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Post by Taxman10 on Jul 9, 2013 12:13:50 GMT -5
We hired a guy to do some work at our house. I'm working from home today. He's distracting me. Should I tell him to stop wearing that clingy t shirt and showing off those muscles. Maybe his jeans should be baggier too. you should put on a towel, walk in the room, drop the towel and drop to your knees....he should be able to figure out the rest. good luck!! (side note - this has not worked for me yet, and it has lead to an arrest, but I bet you'll get better results than I did!)
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Post by Shooby on Jul 9, 2013 12:14:10 GMT -5
Why do you want to cover him up? Enjoy it while you can!
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Post by thyme4change on Jul 9, 2013 12:15:49 GMT -5
Is this him?
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Post by Taxman10 on Jul 9, 2013 12:17:50 GMT -5
Is this him? Swamp likes a beard....it tickles her thighs....
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