nogooddeed
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Post by nogooddeed on May 7, 2013 7:41:38 GMT -5
Talking about those fake metal balls men hang from the back bumper of their vehicle. What's up with those obnoxious things? Are the men compensating for what they lack? Every time I see a set, I want to grap my wire snips and clip them off. Either that or paste a sticker on the bumper saying "Driver doesn't have any".
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2013 7:47:18 GMT -5
Sounds like you are jealous that you don't have a pair yourself.
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kgb18
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Post by kgb18 on May 7, 2013 8:40:08 GMT -5
I think they are crass.
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milee
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Post by milee on May 7, 2013 8:44:10 GMT -5
There's a guy in our town who has installed a tow hitch on his Corvette... on which he hangs a pair of faux balls. Classy!
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Post by NancysSummerSip on May 7, 2013 8:47:10 GMT -5
There's a guy in our town who has installed a tow hitch on his Corvette... on which he hangs a pair of faux balls. Classy! Even worse is when someone does the same thing (tow hitch and faux balls) on something even more ridiculous, like a Ford Fiesta or anything hybrid. I mean, there's no way to man up those vehicles!
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nogooddeed
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Post by nogooddeed on May 7, 2013 8:49:58 GMT -5
Sounds like you are jealous that you don't have a pair yourself. Neither do you.
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Rocky Mtn Saver
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Post by Rocky Mtn Saver on May 7, 2013 8:51:43 GMT -5
I wish a pox on whomever invented those stupid things!
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Post by milee on May 7, 2013 9:00:40 GMT -5
There's a guy in our town who has installed a tow hitch on his Corvette... on which he hangs a pair of faux balls. Classy! Even worse is when someone does the same thing (tow hitch and faux balls) on something even more ridiculous, like a Ford Fiesta or anything hybrid. I mean, there's no way to man up those vehicles! I've always known that my attraction to nerds was not mainstream, but this sadly proves the point. ![](http://syonidv.hodginsmedia.com/vsmileys/melancholy.png) Although there's a long list of guys who drive hybrids that I find very attractive, I can't think of a single Corvette driver in our area that I don't find just a little bit skeevy. I guess there are a few that are OK, but in my experience, the Corvette drivers are about as attractive as the guys with the fake balls.
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on May 7, 2013 9:12:53 GMT -5
The ladies could respond by hooking hooter headlights to their Hondas.
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Post by thyme4change on May 7, 2013 9:15:33 GMT -5
There's a guy in our town who has installed a tow hitch on his Corvette... on which he hangs a pair of faux balls. Classy! Even worse is when someone does the same thing (tow hitch and faux balls) on something even more ridiculous, like a Ford Fiesta or anything hybrid. I mean, there's no way to man up those vehicles! Actually - that is pretty hilarious.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2013 9:24:21 GMT -5
Sounds like you are jealous that you don't have a pair yourself. Neither do you. I know you are, but what am I!
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Post by Tennesseer on May 7, 2013 9:36:26 GMT -5
Talking about those fake metal balls men hang from the back bumper of their vehicle. What's up with those obnoxious things? Are the men compensating for what they lack? Every time I see a set, I want to grap my wire snips and clip them off. Either that or paste a sticker on the bumper saying "Driver doesn't have any". Do you work for a veterinarian by chance?
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Post by kittensaver on May 7, 2013 9:58:36 GMT -5
I know you are, but what am I! Well bless your hearts!
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Bob Ross
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Post by Bob Ross on May 7, 2013 10:07:48 GMT -5
Truck balls are only truly complete when paired with a Tap Out sleeveless t-shirt.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2013 10:13:58 GMT -5
Truck balls are only truly complete when paired with a mullet and a Tap Out sleeveless t-shirt with wolves on it. fixed.
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Bob Ross
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Post by Bob Ross on May 7, 2013 10:19:37 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2013 10:23:14 GMT -5
those reviews are priceless! ![](http://syonidv.hodginsmedia.com/vsmileys/rofl.gif)
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Post by hoops902 on May 7, 2013 12:51:51 GMT -5
::Talking about those fake metal balls men hang from the back bumper of their vehicle. ::
Why is it men? The ONLY people i have EVER seen with these on their trucks were cowgirl lookin chicks.
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Post by mollyanna58 on May 7, 2013 13:11:16 GMT -5
those reviews are priceless! ![](http://syonidv.hodginsmedia.com/vsmileys/rofl.gif) ![](http://syonidv.hodginsmedia.com/vsmileys/rofl.gif)
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2013 13:20:52 GMT -5
This must have been your review, Bob. ![](http://images.proboards.com/new/smiley.png) **This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him. I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt. Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark. **
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Post by lexxy703 on May 7, 2013 13:36:09 GMT -5
Thankfully I have no idea what you all are talking about. Apparently fake balls have yet to make it to my town. Either that or I drive around oblivious to the other vehicles on the road.
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Post by kittensaver on May 7, 2013 13:38:52 GMT -5
:: Talking about those fake metal balls :: ====================== Well LOL the only ones I've seen hanging from cars are made of fleshy-pink rubber ![](http://images.proboards.com/new/shocked.gif)
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Post by Icelandic Woman on May 7, 2013 16:21:37 GMT -5
Thankfully I have no idea what you all are talking about. Apparently fake balls have yet to make it to my town. Either that or I drive around oblivious to the other vehicles on the road. Same here, what are fake balls? Can someone post a piccie I do know that those ridiculous mud flaps with the silver woman with the big bewblies bug me. ![](http://images.proboards.com/new/wink.png)
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kittensaver
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Post by kittensaver on May 7, 2013 16:27:39 GMT -5
Google "fake hanging testicles" and click on "images."
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 7, 2013 16:35:39 GMT -5
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 7, 2013 16:36:25 GMT -5
They should come with a free bumper sticker that reads "My wife keeps the real pair in her purse".
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Post by Icelandic Woman on May 7, 2013 16:36:38 GMT -5
Google "fake hanging testicles" and click on "images." Thanks Kitten! Yea I have yet to see those here but would have the same opinion as the mud flaps. ![](http://syonidv.hodginsmedia.com/vsmileys/crazy.gif)
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Post by Icelandic Woman on May 7, 2013 16:37:37 GMT -5
They should come with a free bumper sticker that reads "My wife keeps the real pair in her purse". LMAO!!! ![](http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff155/JiminiChristmas/smileys/rotfl.gif)
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 7, 2013 16:39:30 GMT -5
![](http://www.thenervousbreakdown.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/18/150balls.jpg) LOL! Admit it ladies, you'd be all over that stud.
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 7, 2013 16:46:15 GMT -5
![](http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkJvnbZC8tohFZ1T9snStJvJkC3ndCH7jSGjHbB2EKWbCqcztsOQ) Poor kid, he clearly needs to get internet at home.
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