swamp
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Post by swamp on Dec 20, 2012 12:32:57 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2012 12:34:38 GMT -5
Do not read within earshot of your boss! ;D
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Post by milee on Dec 20, 2012 12:45:05 GMT -5
I had one recently. I'm part of a project for a local nonprofit to rebuild some large public docks. Meetings are sometimes set up at the last minute. All that being said, I was a little flustered to receive this text from one of the other committee members (a handsome, married man who I'm friends with but nothing more): ....::: What time is our dick meeting tonight? :::....  Took me a little while to realize he'd been autocorrected. |
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Post by thyme4change on Dec 20, 2012 12:46:20 GMT -5
ROFL
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Dec 20, 2012 12:46:27 GMT -5
I had one recently. I'm part of a project for a local nonprofit to rebuild some large public docks. Meetings are sometimes set up at the last minute. All that being said, I was a little flustered to receive this text from one of the other committee members (a handsome, married man who I'm friends with but nothing more): ....::: What time is our dick meeting tonight? :::.... Took me a little while to realize he'd been autocorrected. Maybe he'll get you "Dick in a Box" for Christmas.  www.hulu.com/#!watch/1596 |
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Post by kimber45 on Dec 20, 2012 12:49:31 GMT -5
OMG I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying, good thing I'm alone in my office today
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Post by InsertCoolName on Dec 20, 2012 12:52:36 GMT -5
Thanks Swamp! I soo needed to laugh. Not a good day for me.  |
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Post by justme on Dec 20, 2012 12:56:20 GMT -5
I've always wondered why almost every, if not every, autocorrect fail I see is a screen shot of an iPhone. I am now deathly afraid of what texts I'll get if my brother does give my dad is old iPhone.
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Dec 20, 2012 12:57:01 GMT -5
I've always wondered why almost every, if not every, autocorrect fail I see is a screen shot of an iPhone. I am now deathly afraid of what texts I'll get if my brother does give my dad is old iPhone. afraid?! I'd be anxiously awaiting it! |
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Post by zibazinski on Dec 20, 2012 13:05:11 GMT -5
OMG!
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Post by Apple on Dec 20, 2012 13:08:12 GMT -5
Lmao! Seriously laughed til I had tears.
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Post by redkitty on Dec 20, 2012 13:14:02 GMT -5
This is awesome, I am literally crying!
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Post by movingforward on Dec 20, 2012 13:17:02 GMT -5
 Those are great!
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damnotagain
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Post by damnotagain on Dec 20, 2012 13:18:11 GMT -5
Too funny , thank you.
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Post by GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl on Dec 20, 2012 13:22:45 GMT -5
This is awesome, I am literally crying!  The Autocorrects are funny. The pic of Britney Spears is not very flattering, to say the least. |
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Post by ontrack on Dec 20, 2012 13:40:20 GMT -5
You mean Kim Jong Il? ;D
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2012 14:01:56 GMT -5
That was awesome.
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on Dec 20, 2012 14:02:30 GMT -5
Best part of my day.
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Post by t-dog on Dec 20, 2012 14:03:09 GMT -5
OMG - thanks for the laugh - I look like a fool laughing and crying behind closed doors, but that was some super funny stuff.
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on Dec 20, 2012 14:08:53 GMT -5
Could you imagine being in high school and getting a text from your dad saying he was going to perform oral on your mom? Holy moly!
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Dec 20, 2012 14:09:48 GMT -5
Or getting a text about chicken vaginas. Do chickens even have vaginas?
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on Dec 20, 2012 14:10:12 GMT -5
Maybe they just call them "Egg holes"
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Dec 20, 2012 14:10:39 GMT -5
rooster ports?
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on Dec 20, 2012 14:11:49 GMT -5
From wiki
Chickens have a cloaca, that is the dual purpose organ that sperm enters, eggs exit and so does waste matter.
Does not sound very tasty.
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Cookies Galore
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Post by Cookies Galore on Dec 20, 2012 14:13:26 GMT -5
I was crying on the train last night when I read these. For real tears falling I was laughing so hard crying. Skittletits!
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Cookies Galore
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Post by Cookies Galore on Dec 20, 2012 14:17:48 GMT -5
Df texted his mom a couple of months ago to say "i will see you there" at his nephew's football. He instead told her he'd seduce her. Eeewwww
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on Dec 20, 2012 14:17:50 GMT -5
There were a couple of Skittle ones in there. What was the guy trying to say? They never explained themselves. So either they were referring to something that I should know, but don't - or they just put Skittletits in there to make the website's list.
I suspect some of those were made up. There were like 5 in a row where they were saying something and it was either 5 totally unrelated words, or 5 words that might be the same in a row. If my phone autocorrected me once, i would probably look a little harder before pushing send the second time. By the 5th time, I wouldn't send the text. So, I'm pretty sure they were not real.
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Post by Cookies Galore on Dec 20, 2012 14:20:21 GMT -5
I always wonder if some are real, and then i get texts from Df... He's told me many a time that he's leaving for him instead of saying he's on his way home.
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Post by thyme4change on Dec 20, 2012 14:23:41 GMT -5
him vs. home - I get.
But, does he send 5 texts in a row that says
- jerkwad
- fickle pickle
- jam on my groin
- milk
- Sorry, autocorrect, I meant "I'm on my way home."
That just seems set up.
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Post by ihearyou2 on Dec 20, 2012 14:46:19 GMT -5
I find most of them staged but still funny.
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Took me a little while to realize he'd been autocorrected. 
