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Post by swamp on Aug 16, 2012 16:56:04 GMT -5
Bigger Swamp. Think bigger. You could hire Rick James to call work and tell them you're never coming in again because YOU'RE RICH BI... I'd hire a private plane to drag a banner across the sky that says " I won the lottery. Suck it, losers"
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Post by thyme4change on Aug 16, 2012 16:57:27 GMT -5
Yes Swamp - but how can you be sure that all of us here at YM would see that?
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Post by thyme4change on Aug 16, 2012 16:58:32 GMT -5
I would, for sure, get a better car. I'd probably get 3 better cars. One for carting around the kids, one sports car, and one classic, meticulously restored.
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Post by swamp on Aug 16, 2012 16:58:33 GMT -5
I'll hire it to fly all over the country. AZ first
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Aug 16, 2012 16:58:42 GMT -5
Now you're thinking.
Oh, can't leave out the YM fav of slapping poor people with wads of benjamens. Except that everybody on the planet would be poor, in comparison, and that's a lot of slapping, so you'd probably want to hire a poor slapper guy to follow you around and do it for you. Could get carpal tunnel otherwise.
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Post by thyme4change on Aug 16, 2012 16:59:06 GMT -5
Whoop-whoop! At least I get the first middle finger!
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Post by thyme4change on Aug 16, 2012 17:00:02 GMT -5
Once I got in super good shape, I would stand in front of the hottest nightclubs and tell young girls they are fat.
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Post by BeenThere...DoneThat... on Aug 16, 2012 17:01:42 GMT -5
...boy... you guys are meanies...
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Post by thyme4change on Aug 16, 2012 17:04:23 GMT -5
You know - I wouldn't need money to do that. So, I guess it isn't that important to me.
I would definitely buy my husband court side seats for the Suns. And I guess I would have to dress all nice for the games - as that is what they do courtside.
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Post by flopsy on Aug 16, 2012 17:04:36 GMT -5
If I won the lottery I'd get a personal trainer
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Aug 16, 2012 17:06:34 GMT -5
I'd get a personal trainer and hire a body double for myself to work out with him. I might even hire two body doubles. That way I could look at the before and after side by side whenever I wanted to remind myself how far I've come to keep myself motivated.
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Post by flopsy on Aug 16, 2012 17:08:20 GMT -5
If I won the lottery I'd eat sushi more often
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Post by thyme4change on Aug 16, 2012 17:09:52 GMT -5
No question - hands down, I would throw a YM party. I would rent an entire hotel and banquet space anywhere, and give everyone a little money towards a plane ticket, and I would provide all the booze and food and hotel rooms for a whole weekend.
I would hire one of those groups that does those bullshit corporate team building exercises, and make all of us do a bunch of stupid activities together. We would wear name tags and matching shirts and I would set up rooms with worn out topics posted on the door - and you can go into a room and argue about paying off your mortgage with whoever wants to get in there with you.
It would be...EPIC!
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Post by thyme4change on Aug 16, 2012 17:11:49 GMT -5
Dark would also invent an alarm clock that gave him a handy.
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Post by Firebird on Aug 16, 2012 17:12:21 GMT -5
you'd probably want to hire a poor slapper guy to follow you around and do it for you. Could get carpal tunnel otherwise.
Easy there, buddy. We don't need to say every fantasy out loud.
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Post by Firebird on Aug 16, 2012 17:13:13 GMT -5
No question - hands down, I would throw a YM party. I would rent an entire hotel and banquet space anywhere, and give everyone a little money towards a plane ticket, and I would provide all the booze and food and hotel rooms for a whole weekend.
Anyone you wouldn't invite and/or would take pleasure in turning away at the door?
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Post by flopsy on Aug 16, 2012 17:13:32 GMT -5
No question - hands down, I would throw a YM party. I would rent an entire hotel and banquet space anywhere, and give everyone a little money towards a plane ticket, and I would provide all the booze and food and hotel rooms for a whole weekend. I would hire one of those groups that does those bullshit corporate team building exercises, and make all of us do a bunch of stupid activities together. We would wear name tags and matching shirts and I would set up rooms with worn out topics posted on the door - and you can go into a room and argue about paying off your mortgage with whoever wants to get in there with you. It would be...EPIC! I'll patiently await my invitation
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Post by shanendoah on Aug 16, 2012 17:13:39 GMT -5
What happened to us buying that house together with [mutual Seattle friends]? Ya'll could live there too. For heaven's sake, we don't need that much space just for me, DH, roommie and potential child. But if I just won 8 gajillion dollars, why would I make the rest of you pay a cent?
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Aug 16, 2012 17:13:53 GMT -5
Trying so hard not to laugh out loud right now like a total nutter. It's really not a bad idea. I can't be the only guy that has problem getting up in the morning, and there ain't no wife anywhere that's going to do that five days a week... hmm....
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Post by swamp on Aug 16, 2012 17:17:13 GMT -5
No question - hands down, I would throw a YM party. I would rent an entire hotel and banquet space anywhere, and give everyone a little money towards a plane ticket, and I would provide all the booze and food and hotel rooms for a whole weekend. I would hire one of those groups that does those bullshit corporate team building exercises, and make all of us do a bunch of stupid activities together. We would wear name tags and matching shirts and I would set up rooms with worn out topics posted on the door - and you can go into a room and argue about paying off your mortgage with whoever wants to get in there with you. It would be...EPIC! Can I sit at the bar and hurl sarcastic insults at everyone?
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Post by thyme4change on Aug 16, 2012 17:18:07 GMT -5
Nope - I might even track down DebMD.
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Post by thyme4change on Aug 16, 2012 17:18:56 GMT -5
Of course - but only if you are wearing your nametag, and matching t-shirt.
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Post by swamp on Aug 16, 2012 17:19:09 GMT -5
Dark would also invent an alarm clock that gave him a handy. Anyone picturing the Big Bang episode when Howrd had the robot give him a handy and they had to take him to the hospital?
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Post by shanendoah on Aug 16, 2012 17:19:15 GMT -5
Can I sit at the bar and hurl sarcastic insults at everyone? I don't think it could be called a YM party if you didn't.
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Post by thyme4change on Aug 16, 2012 17:20:54 GMT -5
Actually, a handy machine might be a huge money maker - attaching the alarm to it would be the easy part.
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Post by Firebird on Aug 16, 2012 17:21:10 GMT -5
Ya'll could live there too. For heaven's sake, we don't need that much space just for me, DH, roommie and potential child. But if I just won 8 gajillion dollars, why would I make the rest of you pay a cent? Principle
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Post by Firebird on Aug 16, 2012 17:23:25 GMT -5
Can I sit at the bar and hurl sarcastic insults at everyone? I don't think it could be called a YM party if you didn't. A better question is who WOULDN'T be hurling insults? (And of course we all know the answer - Doxie.)
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Post by 8 Bit WWBG on Aug 16, 2012 17:26:22 GMT -5
Would we have to share rooms? I know who I'd bunk with.
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Aug 16, 2012 17:27:51 GMT -5
Dude, I've told you before. It's not happening. I joke around about it every once in a while, but I really don't swing that way. Like, at all.
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Post by swamp on Aug 16, 2012 17:28:02 GMT -5
I don't think it could be called a YM party if you didn't. A better question is who WOULDN'T be hurling insults? (And of course we all know the answer - Doxie.) She's be too busy drag racing me.
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