Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Jul 5, 2012 16:43:17 GMT -5
He is considering sex??? How often??? He's a he, so unless he's totally abnormal he's thinking about sex approximately 3 times per minute. And now you know why I don't like having conversation longer than 20 seconds with ugly people.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Jul 5, 2012 16:52:53 GMT -5
He is considering sex??? How often??? He's a he, so unless he's totally abnormal he's thinking about sex approximately 3 times per minute. And now you know why I don't like having conversation longer than 20 seconds with ugly people. because he is only 'thinking' about sex?.. but where 'ugly people' came from??? are you not attractive or he? I am confused. Please un-confuse me.
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on Jul 5, 2012 16:58:37 GMT -5
If only you could understand plain english.
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Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Jul 5, 2012 16:59:49 GMT -5
See, it goes like this. I'm a guy, so approximately every 20 seconds I'll think about sex. If I'm talking to somebody I'm also paying some attention to them. Since I'm already focused on them, there's a chance than when I do think about sex it will involve them in some way. So, if I have a long conversation with an ugly woman I'm greatly increasing my risk of having one of those, "I wonder what she'd look like naked" moments. I hate those. The image stays with you way too long. It's also apparently rude to shudder in the middle of a conversation with somebody for no apparent reason. And it makes people think you're crazy. Occasionally you can play this off if they're yammering about something horrible and a shudder is expected or at least appropriate to the conversation, but they're just as likely to be yammering about how cute their toddler is or something, and then when you shudder they start looking at you funny. It's just bad all around.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Jul 5, 2012 17:09:41 GMT -5
See, it goes like this. I'm a guy, so approximately every 20 seconds I'll think about sex. If I'm talking to somebody I'm also paying some attention to them. Since I'm already focused on them, there's a chance than when I do think about sex it will involve them in some way. So, if I have a long conversation with an ugly woman I'm greatly increasing my risk of having one of those, "I wonder what she'd look like naked" moments. I hate those. The image stays with you way too long. It's also apparently rude to shudder in the middle of a conversation with somebody for no apparent reason. And it makes people think you're crazy. Occasionally you can play this off if they're yammering about something horrible and a shudder is expected or at least appropriate to the conversation, but they're just as likely to be yammering about how cute their toddler is or something, and then when you shudder they start looking at you funny. It's just bad all around. I think I actually understood ALL of it...and NOW I am scared... What if I am much smarter than I even thought?
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on Jul 5, 2012 17:13:49 GMT -5
I don't think the SAT reading comprehension scores are based on a paragraph about Dark's dirty thoughts.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2012 17:26:20 GMT -5
He is considering sex??? How often??? He's a he, so unless he's totally abnormal he's thinking about sex approximately 3 times per minute. And now you know why I don't like having conversation longer than 20 seconds with ugly people. Three times per minute? How do you get anything done?!?
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Post by The Home 6 on Jul 5, 2012 17:28:59 GMT -5
OH! I have to add one. He doesn't complain when I spend the day in pajamas on days like today.
Please for the love of GOD someone pull out ALLLLL of my plumbing.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Jul 5, 2012 17:46:21 GMT -5
He is considering sex??? How often??? He's a he, so unless he's totally abnormal he's thinking about sex approximately 3 times per minute. And now you know why I don't like having conversation longer than 20 seconds with ugly people. Three times per minute? How do you get anything done?!? he doesnt DO it...he is thinking about it...
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zibazinski
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Post by zibazinski on Jul 5, 2012 18:21:57 GMT -5
When I say considerate, I mean he makes sure I'm happy before he rolls over and starts snoring!
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Post by swamp on Jul 5, 2012 18:26:58 GMT -5
He's hardworking, funny, honest, great with the kids, supportive of my career and me, handy around the house, and sees the magic in everyday things, which he always shares with the kids. wouldn't that be odd if after ALL you just bragged about someone called you and told you they saw your husband with another...man...checking into hotel room??? Wait...'sees the magic in everyday things'...I am glad I had not had any liquid in my mouth...my monitor would be ruined!!! Yeah, like the way he stopped the car one night to point out lightning bugs to the kids, or stopped work on the dock to look at a mama duck with her babies, and opens the window when it's raining at night to fall asleep to the sound of the rain, or sprinkles glitter in the snow on Christmas Eve so the kids will know Santa was there. Yup, horrible stuff there.
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zibazinski
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Post by zibazinski on Jul 5, 2012 18:29:59 GMT -5
Aww, that is sweet.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2012 19:11:26 GMT -5
He is breathing and has a pulse.
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Post by 8 Bit WWBG on Jul 5, 2012 19:14:01 GMT -5
I've had a life insurance policy with a reasonable payout for some time, and I've not been offed yet.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2012 19:14:37 GMT -5
Well you have to wait awhile so it truly looks like an accident!
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Post by 8 Bit WWBG on Jul 5, 2012 19:36:10 GMT -5
When I mention it, she says she'd miss me too much.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Jul 5, 2012 19:36:59 GMT -5
wouldn't that be odd if after ALL you just bragged about someone called you and told you they saw your husband with another...man...checking into hotel room??? Wait...'sees the magic in everyday things'...I am glad I had not had any liquid in my mouth...my monitor would be ruined!!! Yeah, like the way he stopped the car one night to point out lightning bugs to the kids, or stopped work on the dock to look at a mama duck with her babies, and opens the window when it's raining at night to fall asleep to the sound of the rain, or sprinkles glitter in the snow on Christmas Eve so the kids will know Santa was there. Yup, horrible stuff there. Are you reading Danielle Steel? Because it is so sweeet...makes me want to spit out...whatever is that goo is...
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zibazinski
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Post by zibazinski on Jul 5, 2012 19:38:06 GMT -5
WWBG! ;D
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Post by tloonya on Jul 5, 2012 19:38:19 GMT -5
Well you have to wait awhile so it truly looks like an accident! Shooby...you aren't the one who 'sees the magic in everyday things' are you?
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Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Jul 5, 2012 23:52:17 GMT -5
Three times per minute? How do you get anything done?!? Years of practice!
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Post by hockeygrl on Jul 6, 2012 0:41:55 GMT -5
I'm late to the game, but my favorite thing is that DH looks HOT when he's playing hockey. It's dorky, but it's my thing. Also, he does the majority of our laundry because he knows I hate it. He gets our DS up and ready every morning and DS loves his daddy like no tomorrow. He's a great dad.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2012 2:34:50 GMT -5
DH puts up with me, ...that pretty much says it all. I am a very strong willed opinionated woman. He loves that about me. He has never tried to change me. He just loves me for who I am. He works very hard to take care of our family financially and never treats me like I don't contribute enough to our family. He loves spending time with me and will try to get as much "us" time as possible with me. If something is extremely important to me, it becomes extremely important to him. For example, getting my dog healthy and moved to Italy. It cost a shitload of money and was extremely stressful on me. He knows how important my dog is to me and he helped by taking BYD to the vet for his weekly check ups while I was at work. When our flights got all messed up thanks to Delta, he spent 3 hours on the phone getting it worked out before he even let me know there was an issue. He is very nice to look at and is very physically fit. He has the ability to make my face go numb and my toes curl.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2012 4:54:12 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2012 6:58:59 GMT -5
ANGEL!!!! How are you feeling today, my dear???
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Post by zibazinski on Jul 6, 2012 7:02:09 GMT -5
I'm going over to check on Italy updates!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2012 7:02:59 GMT -5
Good idea, zib! << gets another cup of coffee >>
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2012 7:03:53 GMT -5
Beer, check FB.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2012 7:04:23 GMT -5
Gotcha! ;D
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Post by zibazinski on Jul 6, 2012 7:22:22 GMT -5
Dang, wish I was on Angels FB page. Bet there's more to see but I will enjoy her on EE. Those food pictures get to me every time. The wine! Don't miss the washing machine issue, though.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2012 9:55:19 GMT -5
Zib my FB page is really boring. Pretty much what you see on PB is what you see there. The only difference is I am in a group with the EE ladies that sometimes gets a little bit more...uhm....interesting.
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