zibazinski
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Post by zibazinski on Jul 5, 2012 12:47:51 GMT -5
Giving up poop might make farts smell worse!
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Anne_in_VA
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Post by Anne_in_VA on Jul 5, 2012 12:48:31 GMT -5
He's funny, generous, loving, and puts up with me. All kids love him and he's one of the most gentle people I've ever met. He's my best friend. He's cute and has a great butt - and other parts too!
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on Jul 5, 2012 12:48:44 GMT -5
Nope - he still poops. Although, he has learned to ask me if I've already brushed my teeth before he goes in there to stink the place up. I think that is very considerate of him.
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zibazinski
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Post by zibazinski on Jul 5, 2012 12:51:00 GMT -5
That IS nice!
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on Jul 5, 2012 12:52:22 GMT -5
It is amazing the things that really add up in a marriage. Who knew that the whole time I was just looking for someone that didn't poop right when I needed to brush my teeth.
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zibazinski
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Post by zibazinski on Jul 5, 2012 13:02:22 GMT -5
It's the little things that count!
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Post by zibazinski on Jul 5, 2012 13:03:20 GMT -5
I like that there's a half bath right outside the master. I use that for everything except showering. I'm not into sharing a bathroom.
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on Jul 5, 2012 13:04:48 GMT -5
We feel that small houses and forced shared spaces create closeness in a relationship. Or bust it into a million pieces. Whatever.
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Post by lynnerself on Jul 5, 2012 13:05:59 GMT -5
After 37 years, 2 kids, and me gaining 25 lbs, he still tells me I'm sexy every day.
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jul 5, 2012 13:11:26 GMT -5
He does housework, fixes cars, kills big bugs, doesn't buy too many power tools and car reach the roof of my car to wash and wax it.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2012 13:12:01 GMT -5
I like that there's a half bath right outside the master. I use that for everything except showering. I'm not into sharing a bathroom. but I thought the couple that poops together stays together...?
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Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Jul 5, 2012 13:12:59 GMT -5
He does housework, fixes cars, kills big bugs, doesn't buy too many power tools and car reach the roof of my car to wash and wax it. The nicest thing you can come up with about your spouse is that he's a decent day laborer... ouch.
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zibazinski
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Post by zibazinski on Jul 5, 2012 13:13:51 GMT -5
In our household, the couple that does NOT poop together has a better chance of staying together. He hates enclosed toilets areas and that's the ONLY way I'd share a bathroom with him. I'd love a total bathroom all to myself. I've been single too long! He actually can poop in front of me. I can't even pee if a cats watching me, let alone poop.
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on Jul 5, 2012 13:18:03 GMT -5
Actually, the thread is "say something nice" not "say the absolute nicest thing you can." Because I'm pretty sure I could come up with several thousand things that are better than "His farts aren't too smelly, and he poops after I brush me teeth."
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Post by midjd on Jul 5, 2012 13:22:27 GMT -5
My husband is the best person I know. He is exceedingly loyal, honest, and trustworthy, a hard worker, and lives to make others happy. He's a mechanical genius and can build/fix/rig anything. He's also very funny, good in bed, and not too hard on the eyes.
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Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Jul 5, 2012 13:23:30 GMT -5
I was shooting for ironical since the nicest thing I said about my spouse is that she's either kind of slutty or digs on ugly dudes. Obviously I failed though.
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Jul 5, 2012 13:23:53 GMT -5
He does housework, fixes cars, kills big bugs, doesn't buy too many power tools and car reach the roof of my car to wash and wax it. The nicest thing you can come up with about your spouse is that he's a decent day laborer... ouch. Is that better than the best thing you can say about your spouse is that she lets you fuck her?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2012 13:24:46 GMT -5
OMG!!!!
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Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Jul 5, 2012 13:25:20 GMT -5
Is that better than the best thing you can say about your spouse is that she lets you fuck her? See, swamp got it.
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zibazinski
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Post by zibazinski on Jul 5, 2012 13:25:49 GMT -5
Children, do I have to send you to each others rooms?
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Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Jul 5, 2012 13:27:03 GMT -5
Children, do I have to send you to each others rooms? Are you covering the plane fare?
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Jul 5, 2012 13:27:36 GMT -5
i'd bet dark's room would be really cool!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2012 13:29:37 GMT -5
i'd bet dark's room would be really cool!!! say hi to the dress forms for me.
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Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Jul 5, 2012 13:29:48 GMT -5
LOL! I was thinking the same thing about your room. I'll bet you have some really interesting stuff tucked away in there, and it's summer so I won't freeze my balls off while I'm there.
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zibazinski
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Post by zibazinski on Jul 5, 2012 13:41:22 GMT -5
;D
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on Jul 5, 2012 13:43:13 GMT -5
Yes, getting criticized for saying something nice about your spouse. Shit...I didn't know my mother posted here.
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Post by The Home 6 on Jul 5, 2012 13:43:49 GMT -5
He eats casseroles, chops up stumps in the yard (that apparantly burned all night), is pretty damn HAWT, dances with me in public, and says sweet things to me. And not only when intoxicated either.
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Post by The Home 6 on Jul 5, 2012 13:44:35 GMT -5
Yes, getting criticized for saying something nice about your spouse. Shit...I didn't know my mother posted here. LOL! Thyme, sometimes I would wonder if either you or zib was my MIL. For REALZ.
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on Jul 5, 2012 13:49:14 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure I was just insulted!
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jul 5, 2012 13:51:04 GMT -5
Sorry it does not float your boat. Those happen to be some of things about him that float mine, though. And they were at least as useful as a few other posts, just not as amusing, perhaps.
He has a heckuva lot of other redeeming virtues, but I thought it bad manners to bore the snot out of everyone here by listing all 9,862 of them.
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