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Post by kman on Feb 3, 2011 13:13:15 GMT -5
 1.5 million in condoms were reported stolen...Police sketch artists have rendered a likeness of the alleged perpetrator. Considered dangerous when engorged. |
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Post by kman on Feb 3, 2011 13:23:24 GMT -5
 Dick Johnson , after being detained by the authorities, is concerned with police profiling. |
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Post by sangria on Feb 3, 2011 14:49:27 GMT -5
Also wanted by police for questioning in relation to the balloon boy hoax.   |
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Post by sangria on Feb 3, 2011 14:57:55 GMT -5
Reports have just starting coming in over the wires regarding a "balloon dog." I'll report back with more info later.  |
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Post by kman on Feb 3, 2011 15:08:17 GMT -5
 he's on the run! |
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Post by kman on Feb 3, 2011 15:35:58 GMT -5
 Boxing kangaroo day tomorrow kids. Fun for the entire family. Bring your camara |
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Post by sangria on Feb 3, 2011 15:51:46 GMT -5
But beware of imposters.  |
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Post by kman on Feb 3, 2011 16:26:41 GMT -5
 I think he takes performance enhancement drugs. They do hurt when they punch...trust me. |
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Post by Aman A.K.A. Ahamburger on Feb 3, 2011 20:48:45 GMT -5
LOL.. That is one scary Roo!!!
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Post by domeasingold on Feb 3, 2011 20:54:43 GMT -5
Looks like my dog. How did he get out of the yard?
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Post by Aman A.K.A. Ahamburger on Feb 3, 2011 21:58:17 GMT -5
If you don't have a 15 ft fence a dog like that could just jump out of the yard..  |
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Post by kman on Feb 3, 2011 22:20:54 GMT -5
Your going to need a bigger fence. Did you ever put boxing gloves on a kangaroo? They hit hard. Aman go back and look at Kmans face book. Nothing funnier than that kangaroo sending a reporter flying. Beat the crap out of a little person as well. midget tossing! Kangaroos have a sense of humor.
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Post by Aman A.K.A. Ahamburger on Feb 3, 2011 22:57:53 GMT -5
I'm going to check that out for sure... I'm already crying... |
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Post by frankq on Feb 5, 2011 14:48:27 GMT -5
You know, we really need a Rat Pack After Dark thread. Something password protected to keep the rif raff outside the gates.
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Post by kman on Feb 5, 2011 15:00:39 GMT -5
 riffraff deterrent. |
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Post by domeasingold on Feb 5, 2011 15:03:20 GMT -5
Is that the dog you said you were getting KMAN?
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Post by kman on Feb 5, 2011 15:07:13 GMT -5
I don't want anything that friendly. My last Rot didn't even need to show his teeth to scare the bejesus out of people.
Henry was a great dog...only he looked like a death row inmate doing triple life
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Post by Aman A.K.A. Ahamburger on Feb 5, 2011 15:09:06 GMT -5
It's what's on the inside that counts!
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Post by kman on Feb 5, 2011 15:23:44 GMT -5
 remember...never spike a watermelon with vodka. Life after death.....go ahead and take that melon away...let us know |
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Post by Aman A.K.A. Ahamburger on Feb 5, 2011 15:28:14 GMT -5
I'll wait for old age thanks!! |
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Post by kman on Feb 5, 2011 15:31:50 GMT -5
 This is the kind of stick they bring you to throw...and then they look at you ....well...I'm waiting. |
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Post by Aman A.K.A. Ahamburger on Feb 5, 2011 16:02:23 GMT -5
I'm sold, I know what kind of dog I'm getting when the kids move out! |
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Post by Aman A.K.A. Ahamburger on Feb 5, 2011 16:24:25 GMT -5
While I admit that I was rolling on the floor when I seen you at my age holding back a roo from destroying a midget... The cowboy hat tops it bro!!  |
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Post by kman on Feb 5, 2011 20:35:27 GMT -5
 AHAHAAAAAAA TOOOO GOT DAMM FUNNY!!! I forgot about my asshole brother posting those bad 70s photos. That kangaroo beat the snot out of the little guy and what I did not realize , is that red kangaroos sweat red!...so I thought the little guy was getting murdered. The cowboy hat...That was my cousins...this is after the epic night of drinking scotch and photographing my passed out brother with a blow up doll. Each table had a copy at his wedding. The day of the wedding I was placed in charge of my fathers mint condition 63 falcon convertible....I really do not remember 1978...really. He still owns that car...first and last time I have driven it. I drove around all night with a rock glass on the dash...Went to a message parlor and woke up in that tux. I was told latter that I bumped into my father on the dance floor with a lit cig and sent him dancing away smoldering. Wait till you hear about the 80s
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Post by Aman A.K.A. Ahamburger on Feb 5, 2011 21:35:34 GMT -5
Well at least the hike up and down the mountain will be entertaining!! Bottom line is, you came out if it with the falcon intact.... All in all, things are looking good... |
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Post by kman on Feb 7, 2011 18:16:30 GMT -5
Since asking nicely doesn't work....and reasoning doesn't work...and the management thinks this is acceptable...regardless what the voting population believes....I make a plea to the rest of the posters here who feel the same.
DO NOT RESPOND TO EITHER ON YOUR THREADS...MY THREADS...AND MOST OF ALL THEIR THREADS...MAYBE THEY WILL DRY UP AND BLOW AWAY!!!
BUT AT THE VERY LEAST YOU WON'T GET VISUALLY ACCOSTED AND HARASSED AND WE CAN PUT OUR ENERGY RESPONDING TO CREDIBLE PEOPLE WITH A HONEST INTENT
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Post by kman on Feb 7, 2011 18:38:27 GMT -5
some k to you for taking on the subject. They are fake personalities.... Once in a while, you will run into people like that and there is always clearly something off about them. These personalities are complete frauds. It has come to the point of why bother.
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Post by domeasingold on Feb 7, 2011 22:06:07 GMT -5
Now for some PUMP!
"We are the Motor City....This is what we do!"
Great commercial for the comeback don't you think?
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Post by kman on Feb 7, 2011 22:32:59 GMT -5
That add did not go far enough.....There aint no Bonneville salt flats in Mongolia...no Pimp my Ride in Japan...Why? ...because we are the cutting edge..German engineering is the most sincere form of flattery.
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Post by kman on Feb 7, 2011 23:03:09 GMT -5
First week of May....I'm down your way......I could really do without some of the events leading up to the wedding. You in town around then? If not.....I will accept any creative excuse to be on the opposite part of the State.
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