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Post by spydah on Jan 16, 2011 8:21:04 GMT -5
I had dinner last night at a sushi place. <<insert me love you long time joke here>> There were 5 metro dudes, including myself, and a girl from Texas.  I didn't see any murses, so they must have left it in their cars. We closed the place down as the entire staff was waiting for us to leave, lol. The following countries were represented: Venezuela (2), Mexico, Cuba and just for fun, Bosnia. We were totally inappropriate but had a lot of fun. This reminds me, I need to post two of the jokes I heard last night, but I might have to do it in the adult board. We had a lot of fun, thank you for asking. It was an all you can eat place. I eat eel and seaweed for the first time. It was my first time meeting these other metros and I blended right in. Actually, a little too much that it was scary. |
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Post by rick on Jan 16, 2011 8:34:37 GMT -5
Its no wonder its all you can eat. They know they wont go broke. Now if it where a steak house they have to worry  Sounds more like a sauage fest to me, but hey, maybe you enjoy that type of thing |
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Post by wvugurl26 on Jan 16, 2011 10:39:27 GMT -5
Worried you wouldn't blend in with the other metros hahahahaha  |
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Post by Cookies Galore on Jan 16, 2011 11:09:19 GMT -5
I eat eel and seaweed for the first time. I don't get the point of this thread, but eel is awesome! We have an all you can eat sushi place around here that we only go to once or twice a year, because I GORGE! |
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Post by Malarky on Jan 16, 2011 11:27:22 GMT -5
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Post by spydah on Jan 16, 2011 11:41:14 GMT -5
Come on Slick Rick, that's all you've got? I expected more from you. At least a "So, wrangler jeans were the only pair of pants in that entire table." I want you to logout and log back in when you read this and start all over. When you have a gf, you don't need to surrounded by other girls all the time. So I've heard.  I'm only trying to please one.  |
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Post by Empire the P.A. on Jan 16, 2011 12:49:10 GMT -5
I eat eel and seaweed for the first time. I don't get the point of this thread, but eel is awesome! We have an all you can eat sushi place around here that we only go to once or twice a year, because I GORGE! Meghan we could be sushi buddies. I can eat an amazing amount of the stuff. I do try to stick with more of the sashimi so I can last longer. But eel is one of my favorites, the eel avocado roll with tobiko. ;D |
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Post by Empire the P.A. on Jan 16, 2011 12:58:26 GMT -5
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Post by rick on Jan 16, 2011 12:59:51 GMT -5
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Post by wvugurl26 on Jan 16, 2011 13:01:57 GMT -5
Ah the whole if guys are hanging out they must be doing manly things....eating red meat, killing stuff, fixing stuff, etc.
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Post by Empire the P.A. on Jan 16, 2011 13:01:59 GMT -5
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Post by rick on Jan 16, 2011 13:06:10 GMT -5
Ah the whole if guys are hanging out they must be doing manly things....eating red meat, killing stuff, fixing stuff, etc. Yeap, I do do well in a designer sweeter, loafers and slicked up hair. Beer, Guns, BBQ and jeans |
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Post by rick on Jan 16, 2011 13:07:09 GMT -5
Oh so pretty, now put it on the shelf and bring me a steak lol |
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Post by Cookies Galore on Jan 16, 2011 13:12:48 GMT -5
Empire, stop! I'm so hungry now!  And yes, the eel and avocado is divine! |
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Post by Empire the P.A. on Jan 16, 2011 13:17:57 GMT -5
Rick a medium rare rib eye is good too.  |
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Post by rick on Jan 16, 2011 13:19:01 GMT -5
Rick a medium rare rib eye is good too. Oh man, now you are talking, Its almost better than sex |
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Post by Apple on Jan 16, 2011 13:22:41 GMT -5
Rick a medium rare rib eye is good too. Oh man, now you are talking, Its almost better than sex No, it's not. I've had lots of steak, I'd rather be having sex. |
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Post by rick on Jan 16, 2011 13:23:49 GMT -5
Oh man, now you are talking, Its almost better than sex No, it's not. I've had lots of steak, I'd rather be having sex. Done right you can have both at the same time, But a steak is a lot easier to prepare |
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Post by Apple on Jan 16, 2011 13:28:58 GMT -5
Not for me. I've never been able to just give a steak a funny look or talk dirty to it and have it ready.
LMAO at the visual of eating steak while "getting busy". I'm not so sure that would work out right...
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Post by rick on Jan 16, 2011 13:32:24 GMT -5
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Post by Cookies Galore on Jan 16, 2011 13:45:20 GMT -5
Not for me. I've never been able to just give a steak a funny look or talk dirty to it and have it ready. LMAO at the visual of eating steak while "getting busy". I'm not so sure that would work out right... Haven't you seen Seinfeld?! "I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats." |
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Post by Apple on Jan 16, 2011 13:48:22 GMT -5
Not for me. I've never been able to just give a steak a funny look or talk dirty to it and have it ready. LMAO at the visual of eating steak while "getting busy". I'm not so sure that would work out right... Haven't you seen Seinfeld?! "I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats." LMAO! But salami and pastrami come prepared  |
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Post by Empire the P.A. on Jan 16, 2011 13:51:12 GMT -5
Hey! No defiling food! Nothing gets between me and my food.
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Post by Apple on Jan 16, 2011 13:59:41 GMT -5
Sorry, Empire  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2011 14:36:16 GMT -5
{angel pencils in Empire's name on "the list".}
How YOU doin'? I LOVE sushi.
I also love a man who feels comfortable eating sushi and doesn't need to be beat his chest and burp to feel like a man.
I don't get the "I need steak and beer to be a true man" thing RJ.
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Post by Empire the P.A. on Jan 16, 2011 14:44:24 GMT -5
The one thing I will not eat is live sushi  . Have you seen the exotic sushi where they have little squid/octopus writhing around and the person just sticks into their mouth and starts chewing?  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2011 14:46:05 GMT -5
Oh I won't do that either Empire, but I sure can put away the other stuff.
Going for sushi with DH is like an aphrodisiac for me.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2011 16:53:47 GMT -5
I miss my California Roll!!!!  RJ, you are what I like to call flagrantly heterosexual. |
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Post by rick on Jan 16, 2011 17:00:25 GMT -5
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Post by rick on Jan 16, 2011 17:07:17 GMT -5
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I didn't see any murses, so they must have left it in their cars. We closed the place down as the entire staff was waiting for us to leave, lol. 
