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Post by Jaguar on Apr 17, 2012 21:53:45 GMT -5
This new "Clinic" seems to be thriving. << Must be the new management and signage.  >> But of course darling, isn't this always the way. << purred in my sexiest French accent >> |
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Post by moxie on Apr 17, 2012 21:59:10 GMT -5
"I was doing hard, short and fast breathing and I should have been easy, long and slow breathing."
^Perhaps you were having one of those "screaming orgasms" we were discussing last night. ;D
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Post by moxie on Apr 17, 2012 22:02:08 GMT -5
"Afghanistan this time of the year can be explosive. That rascal."
He thought I was rich and was planning to kill me off over there. He bailed when I mentioned a pre-nup. lol
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Apr 17, 2012 22:02:20 GMT -5
Evening folks. Everybody sober?
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Post by femmefatale on Apr 17, 2012 22:02:27 GMT -5
Lmao, Mox! You sure you're not a Sex Therapist?  ;D |
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Post by femmefatale on Apr 17, 2012 22:02:51 GMT -5
I'm stone, cold, sober, GEL. Unfortunately.
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Post by moxie on Apr 17, 2012 22:03:53 GMT -5
Me too...I have a 7am haircut...I need to be "with it."
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Post by Jaguar on Apr 17, 2012 22:03:57 GMT -5
"I was doing hard, short and fast breathing and I should have been easy, long and slow breathing." ^Perhaps you were having one of those "screaming orgasms" we were discussing last night. ;D No unfortunately, not even close to one of those. |
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Post by moxie on Apr 17, 2012 22:04:56 GMT -5
"I grow great plants....doubt I can grow a great man."
Planting tip: Surround him with manure...they surround women with their BS most of the time.
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Post by moxie on Apr 17, 2012 22:05:25 GMT -5
^I could be a botanist I guess.  |
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Apr 17, 2012 22:06:29 GMT -5
lol......maybe I'll just stick to growing peace lillies
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Post by femmefatale on Apr 17, 2012 22:06:33 GMT -5
Me too...I have a 7am haircut...I need to be "with it." Dang, that's early for a haircut. Better take some booze with you. ;D |
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Post by moxie on Apr 17, 2012 22:06:45 GMT -5
"No unfortunately, not even close to one of those."
Hmmmm...hooking up with Tosh again. I see... ;D j/k
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Post by femmefatale on Apr 17, 2012 22:08:10 GMT -5
Poor Mox...misses Toshypoo. ;D
Don't worry, he gets meaner by the day. You ain't missing much. He can still be funny, when he wants to be.
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Post by moxie on Apr 17, 2012 22:08:35 GMT -5
"Dang, that's early for a haircut. Better take some booze with you." ;D It was either that or breaking up my day in the middle of it...I chose to get my day going early, so I can get more accomplished. I will definitely be the first customer...she goes in early and gets off early. She will have the coffee on. |
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Apr 17, 2012 22:10:24 GMT -5
Moxie - That is early! Are you getting a new hair style or your usual cut. Not that I have any idea what your usual is. LOL!
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Apr 17, 2012 22:10:59 GMT -5
You guys read the circumcision thread? Some dude is suing an "unknown doctor" for talking his mother into circumcising him at birth. He wants his foreskin replaced.
Can you do that? I'd think it would have rotted by now.
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Post by femmefatale on Apr 17, 2012 22:11:05 GMT -5
"Dang, that's early for a haircut. Better take some booze with you." ;D It was either that or breaking up my day in the middle of it...I chose to get my day going early, so I can get more accomplished. I will definitely be the first customer...she goes in early and gets off early. She will have the coffee on. My hair stylist always has a pot of fresh coffee when I go too. I'm all jacked up, by the time I walk outta there. |
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Post by femmefatale on Apr 17, 2012 22:12:02 GMT -5
You guys read the circumcision thread? Some dude is suing an "unknown doctor" for talking his mother into circumcising him at birth. He wants his foreskin replaced. Can you do that? I'd think it would have rotted by now. Whaaaa? Is he high?  |
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Post by moxie on Apr 17, 2012 22:12:26 GMT -5
"Poor Mox...misses Toshypoo." ;D You have to admit...he grows on you... kinda like toenail fungus. lol He doesn't get to me because I figure his views are his own, just as mine are. I am not going to slight him because of his views, even if I don't agree with them, and I expect the same in return. |
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Apr 17, 2012 22:13:08 GMT -5
Evening folks. Everybody sober? LOL! Yes! So far. How about you? Are you sliding your buttery nipple on your hardwood floors again?  And I want to know the swiffer joke. Will I get voted off if I admit to finding Tosh funny? When he was being funny - that is. |
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Post by femmefatale on Apr 17, 2012 22:15:24 GMT -5
Yes, that, he does. It's a bittersweet, thing.  |
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Post by moxie on Apr 17, 2012 22:15:45 GMT -5
"Moxie - That is early! Are you getting a new hair style or your usual cut. Not that I have any idea what your usual is. LOL!" Nothing too different...just a regular cut. She owns the shop and goes in early to open it up all the time. If I told her I needed to be there at 5:30am, she is nice enough that she would do it. She often does hair early for women who have to be to work by 8 or 9am. Nice lady...flexible and great with a scissors! |
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Post by femmefatale on Apr 17, 2012 22:16:20 GMT -5
No, you won't be voted off...he is funny, in his own, silly, twisted, way. ;D
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Post by moxie on Apr 17, 2012 22:17:08 GMT -5
"It's a bittersweet, thing." I wouldn't know...I have never tried toenail fungus. A delicacy, eh?  |
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Post by moxie on Apr 17, 2012 22:18:10 GMT -5
"You guys read the circumcision thread? Some dude is suing an "unknown doctor" for talking his mother into circumcising him at birth. He wants his foreskin replaced."
ROTFLMAO!! ;D
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Post by moxie on Apr 17, 2012 22:19:57 GMT -5
If my son sued me for THAT, I would countersue him for stretching out my pelvic muscles!  Kegels anyone? lol Where is Judge Judy? |
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Post by femmefatale on Apr 17, 2012 22:20:51 GMT -5
"It's a bittersweet, thing." I wouldn't know...I have never tried toenail fungus. A delicacy, eh? Well, I've never tried toenail fungus either, Mox...I meant his humor versus his sarcasm, being bittersweet. ;D |
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Post by femmefatale on Apr 17, 2012 22:21:31 GMT -5
If my son sued me for THAT, I would countersue him for stretching out my pelvic muscles! Kegels anyone? lol Where is Judge Judy? Kegels are a must. Every woman should do them. Just sayin |
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Post by Jaguar on Apr 17, 2012 22:23:16 GMT -5
Insanity is in this thread as well  |
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