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Post by NoNamePerson on May 15, 2022 16:35:56 GMT -5
Heck, can’t see! But will anyway cause I know it had to be funny. That's crazy. I see it. I wonder why you don't? There are several that I could see earlier but can’t see now. Heck, one is one I posted! Cyber gremlins at work maybe. I’m on tablet. Wonder if same when I get on PC. Will check it out. Never access this site from phone so no way to check !
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Post by Tennesseer on May 15, 2022 17:17:53 GMT -5
That's crazy. I see it. I wonder why you don't? There are several that I could see earlier but can’t see now. Heck, one is one I posted! Cyber gremlins at work maybe. I’m on tablet. Wonder if same when I get on PC. Will check it out. Never access this site from phone so no way to check ! Tagging toomuchreality: I have noticed for a while pictures I post using the IMAGE function often disappear after a day or so later. Thought it ws just me. This ws using my Samsung tablet. I too could not see the joke picture. Earlier this afternoon I signed in using my Samsung cell phone and saw nonameperson stating she could not see the picture. I scrolled up and could see the picture. So if one uses their cell phone one can see the pictures. But if one uses a tablet (canot speak for desk PCs or any Apple products) the picture(s) disappear. Fluke in the Proboards' programming.
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Post by NoNamePerson on May 15, 2022 19:09:59 GMT -5
Tennesseer it is somewhat sporadic. No rhyme or reason to it. I'm on PC now and some show up and some don't. I use iPad and PC only. I know I saw some because I "liked" them. And every now and then I see mine disappear. I wonder from time to time if it has to do with where I "steal" them. But heck, there's enough funny to go around so not complaining. Just wondered if it was only me!!
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Post by Tennesseer on May 15, 2022 19:33:18 GMT -5
Tennesseer it is somewhat sporadic. No rhyme or reason to it. I'm on PC now and some show up and some don't. I use iPad and PC only. I know I saw some because I "liked" them. And every now and then I see mine disappear. I wonder from time to time if it has to do with where I "steal" them. But heck, there's enough funny to go around so not complaining. Just wondered if it was only me!! I have had YouTube videos NOT post for me using the VIDEO application here when it worked literally 5 minute earlier.
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Post by gambler on Jun 3, 2022 15:58:27 GMT -5
An italian is picking up chicks at the bar.
While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde. So they’re back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it. After a long while, he climaxes loudly.
Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, “So…. you finish?”
After a slight pause, she replies, “No.”
Surprised, but pleasantly, he puts out his cigarette, rolls back on top of her, and has his way with her again, this time lasting even longer than the first, and this time completing the deed with even louder shouts.
Again he rolls over, lights a cigarette, and asks, “So…. you finish?”
And again, after a short pause, she simply says “No.”
Stunned, but still acting reflexively on his macho pride, he once again puts out the cigarette, and mounts his companion. This time, with all the strength he could muster up, he barely manages to end the task, but he does, after quite some time and energy is spent.
Barely able to roll over, he reaches for his cigarette, lights it again, and then asks tiredly, “So… you finish?”
She says, “No, American.”
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Post by gambler on Jun 6, 2022 15:26:14 GMT -5
An Arab Sheik was admitted to the hospital for
heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored in case the need arose. As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn’t be found locally, the call went out around the world.
Finally a Scotsman was located who had the same rare blood type. After some coaxing, the Scot donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a BMW, a diamond necklace for his wife, and $100,000 US dollars in appreciation for the blood donation.
A few months later, the Arab had to undergo a further corrective surgery procedure. Once again, his doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood. After the second surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and asked him: “I thought you would be more generous than that. Last time you sent me a BMW, diamonds and money, but this time you only sent me a lousy thank-you card and a crappy box of chocolates?”
To this the Arab replied: ” Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins.”
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Post by toomuchreality on Jun 17, 2022 8:47:14 GMT -5
LOL DD1 is a flight attendant. I posted this on my FB page for her.
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From Not Always Right- I once borrowed a copy of the Satanic Bible from a friend. I was on my way home on the bus when an older woman sat next to me and started chatting. For the first five minutes or so, it was all small talk. She then opened her bag and pulled out a big, very well-loved Bible.
Woman: “Have you found Jesus? Would you like to read my Bible?”
I opened my purse, pulled out the Satanic Bible, and said:
Me: “No, thank you. Would you like to read mine?”
She moved seats.notalwaysright.com/you-show-me-yours-and-ill-show-you-mine/261053/
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Post by Tennesseer on Jun 29, 2022 17:07:12 GMT -5
Three moles are tunneling underground.
The first mole says "I smell sugar."
The second mole says. "I smell cinnamon."
The third mole says "I smell molasses."
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Post by Tennesseer on Jun 29, 2022 17:15:11 GMT -5
From Not Always Right- I once borrowed a copy of the Satanic Bible from a friend. I was on my way home on the bus when an older woman sat next to me and started chatting. For the first five minutes or so, it was all small talk. She then opened her bag and pulled out a big, very well-loved Bible.
Woman: “Have you found Jesus? Would you like to read my Bible?”
I opened my purse, pulled out the Satanic Bible, and said:
Me: “No, thank you. Would you like to read mine?”
She moved seats.notalwaysright.com/you-show-me-yours-and-ill-show-you-mine/261053/Speaking of books:
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 1, 2022 7:51:18 GMT -5
I'm so mad, I experienced the WORST customer service at a shop in South Toledo yesterday.
I don't want to mention the name of the place yet because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. Last night I bought something from there, I paid cash for it.
I took it home and found out it didn't work. So today, less than 24 hours later I took it back to the store and asked if I could get a refund. The girl that was working told me “NO” even though I still had the receipt. I asked if I could get a replacement instead then, again - she flat out says "NO."
I asked to talk to a manager because now I'm really not happy and I explained that I had just bought the item, had got it home and it was no good. The manager just smiled and told me to my face that I was "OUT OF LUCK." 😡😡😡🤬🤬😡😡🤬
No refund.
No FREE replacement!!
I''ll tell you what...I am NEVER buying another Lottery Ticket from there again........ EVER!!!
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 1, 2022 8:53:47 GMT -5
I'm so mad, I experienced the WORST customer service at a shop in South Toledo yesterday. I don't want to mention the name of the place yet because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. Last night I bought something from there, I paid cash for it. I took it home and found out it didn't work. So today, less than 24 hours later I took it back to the store and asked if I could get a refund. The girl that was working told me “NO” even though I still had the receipt. I asked if I could get a replacement instead then, again - she flat out says "NO." I asked to talk to a manager because now I'm really not happy and I explained that I had just bought the item, had got it home and it was no good. The manager just smiled and told me to my face that I was "OUT OF LUCK." 😡😡😡🤬🤬😡😡🤬 No refund. No FREE replacement!! I''ll tell you what...I am NEVER buying another Lottery Ticket from there again........ EVER!!! Haha... You got me with that one! I was feeling bad for you! 🤣
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