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Post by OldCoyote on Nov 13, 2019 9:44:20 GMT -5
Texting for Seniors. 1. BBF- best friend fell. 2. BTW- bring the wheelchair. 3. ttyl- talk to you louder. 4. byot- bring your own teeth. 5. lmdo- laughing your dentures out. 6. FWIW- forgot where I was at. 7. IMHAO- is my hearing aid on? 8. OMMR- on my massaging recliner. 9. ROFLACGU- rolling on the floor laughing and can't get up!
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Post by mroped on Dec 1, 2019 8:39:35 GMT -5
We were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. We decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so we voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. We couldn't believe it. We said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.. Bob sat up and watched me all night."
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Post by NoNamePerson on Dec 8, 2019 7:16:01 GMT -5
Not really a joke but no other place to put it!!
I'm 76 and I have SO MANY unanswered questions!!!! I still haven't found out who let the dogs out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street...why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same...how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop...why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails...why "abbreviated" is such a long word...why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections...why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" - where's that extra penny going...why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune...why did you just try to sing those two previous songs...and just what is Victoria's secret ...and do you really think I am this witty??...
I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, uncle's cousin's, baby mama's doctor who lived next door to an old classmate's mailman.
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