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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 18, 2024 13:17:28 GMT -5
Thought of the day: Good advice!
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 18, 2024 7:59:17 GMT -5
Kayak
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 18, 2024 7:47:47 GMT -5
Greedy
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 17, 2024 21:45:19 GMT -5
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 17, 2024 18:46:03 GMT -5
Crying uncontrollably
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 17, 2024 13:51:58 GMT -5
My husband is happy as a clam, all bunded up and talking wood talk with two carpenters removing the deck. They are all about the stringers and the joists and the field boards and such, so cute to watch. They got pry bars and hammers and a Sawzall, making noise and sawdust like 3 big kids. It doesn't take much does it ?
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 17, 2024 12:57:36 GMT -5
DH got nominated to go with the missy to buy a birthday present, as the missy is going to a birthday party later today. I may have evil laughed once. Or several times. That's what that strange sound was that came out of nowhere a while back!! Thanks for letting me know. I thought some ghosts had wandered in!!!
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 17, 2024 8:01:44 GMT -5
Y’all
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 17, 2024 7:35:15 GMT -5
Infrequent
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 16, 2024 19:23:42 GMT -5
Scattered ashes.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 16, 2024 16:56:08 GMT -5
I love the t shirt and more importantly the message. Tennesseer I would get the t shirt if it were me under the same circumstances.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 16, 2024 11:56:37 GMT -5
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 16, 2024 11:05:58 GMT -5
On patrol one evening I decided to wait outside a bar known for being pretty wild at closing time.
I figured if nothing else, it would be easy pickings for DUI's.
Sure enough, right at 2am, a man stumbled out to his car. I watched as he fumbled to get his keys out, struggled to unlock and open the door, and dropped his keys repeatedly before finally getting them in the ignition and starting the car.
As soon as he pulled onto the street, I turned on my lights and pulled him over.
I said, "Sir, how much have you had to drink tonight?"
"Nothing, I've just been drinking sodas all night," he replied.
I said, "Sir, I have reason to believe you're intoxicated. Please step out of the car."
I administered all the usual sobriety tests - reciting the alphabet, walking the white line, touching his nose - and to my surprise the man passed. I gave him the breathalyzer, and he blew a zero - he was completely sober.
I said, "I don't get it. I watched you stumble out of that bar, fumble your way to your car, and drop your keys trying to get it started. Yet here you are stone cold sober. What happened?"
He said "Oh, tonight I'm the designated decoy. All the drunks left while you were watching me.”
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 16, 2024 8:23:02 GMT -5
Really
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 16, 2024 7:37:07 GMT -5
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 15, 2024 21:10:38 GMT -5
Sign language
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 15, 2024 18:20:43 GMT -5
Boy toy.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 15, 2024 16:41:48 GMT -5
Frustrated lover
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 15, 2024 16:38:53 GMT -5
Darkness
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 15, 2024 11:20:26 GMT -5
Along forever
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 15, 2024 11:19:49 GMT -5
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 14, 2024 18:12:42 GMT -5
Guarantee implied
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 14, 2024 17:07:55 GMT -5
Orthodox
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 14, 2024 14:09:29 GMT -5
Beautiful Noise.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 14, 2024 13:55:40 GMT -5
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 14, 2024 9:50:34 GMT -5
Had to google this. My learn something new for today! Carry on folks
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 14, 2024 6:52:40 GMT -5
Murder
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