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Post by Bob Ross on May 5, 2011 15:37:49 GMT -5
Net income: 10k Expenses: -Booze: 5k -Hookers: 5k -Down-by-the-river-van-livin': negligable. So how am I doing?
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2011 15:39:49 GMT -5
Poorly. I'm not seeing a healthcare line from the aftereffects of the booze and the hookers.
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Post by Opti on May 5, 2011 15:40:26 GMT -5
OK, do you hire out to parents to straighten up their kids? (Think Saturday Night Live)
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Post by Bob Ross on May 5, 2011 15:41:36 GMT -5
Poorly. I'm not seeing a healthcare line from the aftereffects of the booze and the hookers. The booze and hookers make health care (and retirement funds) unnecessary. Current plan is to dissolve into a pool of goo by age 40.
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 5, 2011 15:45:11 GMT -5
I think you need to cut 10% out of the budget to be put into a hooker and booze rainy day fund. After all, you wouldn't want to give up either in between jobs or something would you?
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Post by stats45 on May 5, 2011 15:47:15 GMT -5
If you invested only 20% of your booze and hookers into a tax-advantaged account, you could have over 3.6 million boozed-up hookers at 67.
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 5, 2011 15:48:59 GMT -5
He won't live til 67 to enjoy them, so what's the point?
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Post by Bob Ross on May 5, 2011 15:49:11 GMT -5
I think you need to cut 10% out of the budget to be put into a hooker and booze rainy day fund. After all, you wouldn't want to give up either in between jobs or something would you? Sounds like a plan, but I'm thinking I'd rather get a really bitchin' disco ball for my van.
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on May 5, 2011 15:49:57 GMT -5
You need to move the van, you can't afford riverfront property on that salary. Think of how much more you could spend on booze and hookers if you lived underneath the bridge?
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2011 15:50:22 GMT -5
But really you are being foolish - WCP would tell you that you need to open your own strip club, that way you could have an independent stream of income that provided for your needs.
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 5, 2011 15:50:24 GMT -5
Sounds like a plan, but I'm thinking I'd rather get a really bitchin' disco ball for my van. Oh... I assumed you'd already have one. Slacker.
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Post by Bob Ross on May 5, 2011 15:51:48 GMT -5
You need to move the van, you can't afford riverfront property on that salary. Think of how much more you could spend on booze and hookers if you lived underneath the bridge? The van doesn't move ATM. Maybe I could hook up a team of hookers, fueled by booze, and get them to move it?
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Post by stats45 on May 5, 2011 15:52:20 GMT -5
Life expectancy for everyone is increasing. If people have to put '105' in their retirement calculators, executive drifters should at least count on living into their 60's. Maybe I'd start withdrawing at 59 1/2...
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2011 15:52:35 GMT -5
I'm also not seeing a line for cigars.
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 5, 2011 15:54:03 GMT -5
If people have to put '105' in their retirement calculators, executive drifters should at least count on living into their 60's. Not if they're drinking 5k worth of booze a month.
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Post by Bob Ross on May 5, 2011 15:54:31 GMT -5
WCP would tell you that you need to open your own strip club, that way you could have an independent stream of income that provided for your needs. I don't have enough ties to organized crime in order to accomplish that. I'm also not seeing a line for cigars. That's cuz smoking is bad for your health.
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Post by stats45 on May 5, 2011 15:55:03 GMT -5
But what's the point of being on YM Dark if you aren't so risk-averse that it borders on paranoia?
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Post by AgeOfEnlightenmentSCP on May 5, 2011 15:58:54 GMT -5
You are either not having enough sex, or you're using the wrong kind of hookers. I'd up that by $1,000 a day.
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 5, 2011 15:58:56 GMT -5
But what's the point of being on YM Dark if you aren't so risk-averse that it borders on paranoia? Touche!
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Post by dianartemis on May 5, 2011 16:00:03 GMT -5
Net income: 10k Expenses: -Booze: 5k -Hookers: 5k -Down-by-the-river-van-livin': negligable. So how am I doing? You forgot the little blue pill. That much booze, you'll need the help.
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2011 16:02:08 GMT -5
You forgot the little blue pill. That much booze, you'll need the help. With all the things missing from this budget he must be spending more than he earns. The only solution is cheaper booze and women since he refuses to network to get the criminal connections he needs to open his own strip joint.
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 5, 2011 16:04:38 GMT -5
The only solution is cheaper booze and women since he refuses to network to get the criminal connections he needs to open his own strip joint. I don't mean to mean, but we're talking about women who are willing to sleep with Bob in his van down by the river. A van that doesn't even have a freaking disco ball. I'm not sure you can get any cheaper than that. Just sayin.
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Post by Bob Ross on May 5, 2011 16:12:16 GMT -5
I don't mean to mean, but we're talking about women who are willing to sleep with Bob in his van down by the river. A van that doesn't even have a freaking disco ball. I'm not sure you can get any cheaper than that. Just sayin. In my defense, it does have an 8 track with Asia's Greatest Hits, and Yosemite Sam mud flaps. Never underestimate the power of the mud flaps.
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Post by debtheaven on May 5, 2011 16:22:45 GMT -5
After reading all this I'm hesitating whether to advise starting a small retirement fund just in case you make it to 45, or telling you to save on the r*ubbers since you probably won't even make it to 40.
Hmmm ... decisions, decisions!
ETA: An eight-track?! Sheesh man, where is your savings so you can at least invest (yes, invest!) in a ghetto-blaster?!
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Post by jarhead1976 on May 5, 2011 16:28:15 GMT -5
Bob just 20% less on booze gets you an extra hooker.
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Post by dianartemis on May 5, 2011 16:45:21 GMT -5
Bob just 20% less on booze gets you an extra hooker. And saves you $$ on the little blue pills. You'll be able to get another hooker.
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 5, 2011 16:44:47 GMT -5
or telling you to save on the r*ubbers since you probably won't even make it to 40. Oh man, good catch. Bob, please tell me you aren't bare backing these bit... ladies!
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Post by Bob Ross on May 5, 2011 16:47:24 GMT -5
or telling you to save on the r*ubbers since you probably won't even make it to 40. Oh man, good catch. Bob, please tell me you aren't bare backing these bit... ladies! I'll have you know I wash my rubber (note: singular) better than any ziplock baggie, so nya!
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 5, 2011 16:49:39 GMT -5
Whew, you sacred me there for a minute. It looks good to me, other than the rainy day fund. Keep on keeping on brother.
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Post by Apple on May 5, 2011 17:13:03 GMT -5
No line for blow? I thought you always had to do hookers and blow. Is the blow grouped in with the amount for hookers since they're inseparable?
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