Regarding pictures and videos

[workpublic]

[Deleted]

Oh, well. At least Lakhota can keep posting his half page photos that accompany articles that slam Bush and praise the King. Go, Lak!

[billisonboard]

May 3, 2011 16:22:45 GMT -5 AgeOfEnlightenmentSCP said:

Wasting Time
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“In Soviet Russia, time wastes YOU!!”
~ Russian reversal on wasting time
“I heartily endorse this product and/or event!”
~ Krusty the Clown on wasting time
Wasting time is... well, you know. That thing that people do. Some people do it when they're bored, some people do it just because. You know. Anyway... yeah. Almost everyone in the world has wasted time at one point or another in their lives. It happens all over: in cities, towns, villages, countries, provinces, nations, states, continents, islands, hole-in-the-road towns barely big enough to hold a post office, everywhere.

There are two very basic categories of time-wasting: wasting your own time and wasting other people's time.

History of time wasting
Yes, of course we have to include a History section of the article. What do you think we are, clever? No, there are certain rules and regulations to be had. What? You don't believe me? Fine. Here's proof. Go to Google and look up "history laws". Click the forty-seventh result, scroll down until you get to the end, and click the third to last link on the page. Find the fourth paragraph, sixth word. Copy it and enter it into the Search bar on YouTube. Watch the first video result and enter the password given to you by the Oompa-Loompa in the background into MySpace, signing in with any email address. Check your Inbox and read the message from the guy named Dirk. After you read the message, go onto his profile and divide the number of friends he has by his age (his MySpace-posted age, not his real one), then multiply that number by the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt. Margin of error of three is acceptable. Take that number, Google it, and hit I'm Feeling Lucky. Find the median link and Google it. Read the very last result- that's the page about history laws. If there is no last page, you fucked up. Good job.

Time wasting began in the year -0 when God decided he was tired of having such a vast, infinite stock of time. He felt guilty because he was keeping it all to himself. So God said, "But what can I do with all this time? I don't really need it, and there's no real use for it." He had already tried various applications for time. He had tried making a time bunny out of it, but it had the nastiest habit of slipping through his fingers, no matter how long he held onto it. He tried skeet shooting with it, but it flew too quickly because skeet shooting was too much fun. Finally, God tried selling it online, but since "Every second is of infinite value", no one could afford it.

So God got frustrated with time, decided he was tired of dealing with its presence, kicked it out of Heaven. Lonely and dejected, time wandered the universe looking for a job. It applied for a job pumping gas at Alpha Centauri, but was turned down due to a lack of credit. It went for a clerking position at Galactic Central Point, but it wasn't bright enough to fulfill the position. Finally, desperate, time found a refugee's home on the planet Earth. However, time didn't realize that Earth was populated by humans, and thus some of its vastness was squandered for such things as pornography, France, and a hell of a lot of badgers.

Wasting Your Own Time
So you want to waste time. Congratulations. Reading this article is a good start. Nominating it for Featured is another good start.

To waste your own time, you must first have time. Acquiring time is simple. One popular method is to wait. This is a fairly efficient method of wasting time because for every minute granted to you through waiting, one minute is wasted by waiting. However, this ratio is fairly low in comparison to other methods, and time only comes at a rate of one minute per minute, which is pretty slow.

Another method of acquiring time is using a time machine to manufacture some time. This makes things a bit more complicated- operating a time machine is generally not seen as "wasting", per se, so you have to subtract the time you take to operate the machine from the time the machine produces. However, this detraction is usually negligible because the time machine generates most of the time you need to waste.

Edit Now that you've got your time...
...how do you waste it? There exists a massive variety of ways to waste built-up time. A few are listed as follows:

Read the same book more than once. Or watch a mystery movie more than once. Honestly, man! What are you going to do, act surprised at the ending? No wonder you have no life.
Write angry "Letters to the Editor".
Read a "Twilight" book. (WARNING: This waste of time will cause serious brain damage.)
Ignore their replies, if any (this actually ties into "Wasting Other People's Time", but oh well.)
Watch the news. I mean, really. Anything you would conceivably care about you should already know.
Read UnNews. For the same reason as above.
Fish.
Write Uncylcopedia articles because you feel like you have a sense of humor.
Make fun of random people. For example: My mom is so fat, when she puts on a yellow sweater people yell "Taxi!"
Then laugh at the people who say those kinds of jokes because you're just trying to make them feel good, but deep down you're thinking "What an idiot."
Being a n00b
Graduating from high school, spending 30,000 dollars to get your bachelor's degree, spending 60,000 dollars to get your master's degree, taking the teacher's test and acquiring a license, THEN running the class how YOU want to. Now shut up and get back to work.
Writing in white text in order to fool people. See? I fooled you. Ha! Bet you never saw that coming.
Edit Wasting Other People's Time
Wasting other people's time is, fortunately, much easier than wasting your own. Also much more satisfactory. All you have to do is find some un|willing sap whose time you wish to waste, and waste it. What? You want to know how? Oh, honestly. Do I really have to lead you through with a carrot? Fine, fine...

Tell them a joke like this:

A boy turns five years old and his father asks him what he wants for his birthday. "I want a pink ping pong ball," said the boy. The dad doesn't get it, but he buys the boy a pink ping-pong ball anyway.

Five years later the kid turns ten and his father asks him what he wants. "I want a hundred pink ping pong balls," he says. The dad tries to change his mind, but the kid is stubborn, so the dad gives in and gets him what he wants.

Six years later, the kid turns sixteen and his father asks him what he wants. "I want a thousand pink ping pong balls," the kid says. This time the dad argues with the kid, trying to get him to accept something else (like, say, a car), but the kid won't listen. So, once again, he gets his way.

Two years later, the kid turns eighteen- finally an adult. The father asks him what he wants to celebrate, and he goes "Ten thousand pink ping pong balls." They argue all through dinner and well into the night, but the dad's claims that his son is crazy just won't get through to him. So he buys him the pink ping pong balls.

Three years later, the guy turns twenty-one and his father offers to take him to a bar. The kid accepts, but only if he can have a hundred thousand pink ping pong balls first. The father doesn't even try arguing, and gets the guy what he wants. So they go out and have a beer at their local tavern.

On their way out of the bar, the guy walks into the road and gets hit full-on by a semi. The father runs to the boy's broken body, and one look tells him that he isn't going to make it. As he stares into his son's eyes, tears welling up in his own, he asks his son one thing, one thing he's always wanted to know.

"Son... I just have to know this. What did you do with all of those pink ping pong balls?" And the kid looks up into his father's eyes... it's obvious he's fading fast... he slowly takes in a breath... whispers...

"Dad... I..." and dies.

Moral of the story: Look both ways before crossing the street.

Or atleast keep saying random things to annoy people

Edit Caution!
Do not confuse wasting time with passing time. Passing time is the act of wasting time combined with actually doing something, which makes the whole concept of time wasting a senseless and confusing waste of time. Damnit.

Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wasting_Time"

[hello fromWarsaw]

The end of civil discourse is not funny, except to the easily misled and unknowledgeable...Thanks Newt's BS talking points and the anything for a buck Pub Propaganda machine...

[Deleted]

I'm leaving this thread now before I get in twubble. You guys have a good day!!!
;D

[hello fromWarsaw]

;D

[Opti]

May 3, 2011 16:14:41 GMT -5 @ty said:

May 3, 2011 16:09:39 GMT -5 moon/Laura said:

Kreepy, the pic of the hippo i did not see so i can not speak to it. .the one thread you said i joined in on? i didn't join in on it in the manner you implied i did. i only commented on the fact that the site the pictures came from were not the ORIGINAL site. i did not participate in making fun. the teen girl was probably 18 and legal .. and even if she wasn't quite that, they were covered and thus met the PG13 guideline per Proboards. and i never said anyone was offended by your budget comment. only said that if you didn't agree with the idea of posting a budget online for 'strangers' to comment on, you could have just left and said nothing instead of insinuating that others who do so are i don't know.. stupid in some way? not really sure what your point was there.

i also did not delete any pics you posted of bin laden. i deleted photos you posted of bush as a monkey.. and others of obama that were morphed into very unflattering other things..

The pics of Obama being morphed into Osama was to make a point on how people can alter pics, the pic of bush and the monkey was just fun and humor. They are not offensive by any means. People are just hard to please these days. I found making fun of fat people and their pics offensive but they are still on the boards. what gives?

I still luvs ya Moonbeam and Tenn, but, but, but, but...


Hers' the link to the nasty video of the hippo in the pool shytting.

notmsnmoney.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fun&action=display&thread=7560&page=2

Kreepy those pics may not be offensive to you, but I was not the only
one who posted they were offensive to me. The nice thing about the
hippo video unlike your pics is I didn't have to click on it and see it,
so I haven't.

I've yet to see any evidence that you've posted any political images to further or illustrate a discussion. IMO you just fling in images when
a public figure is mentioned to be obnoxious. What you do has nothing to do with political cartoons which exist to make a topical point. The majority of the time you've posted morphed politician images with no accompanying text. The words you put in Obama's mouth about Bush were slanderous and more than a bit creepy given his Mom has been dead for awhile.

[deziloooooo]

Geez ..I guess it's me , a post on content is put up, very clear...what is wanted ,..not a suggerstion for discussion, ok a few posts to semi clarify the obviouse and thirty something nit picking to death...lordy , enough already...like grammer school.

from the same folks, over and over and over...don't believe this would be at any other zone here...a few questions and it would be over but here, again, and again and...enough everyone, it's been done to death.
{Now just think if any one is going to PM or mod report, remember where it is going ;D}

[Deleted]

No prob, Dez. Some of us just fight our own battles and don't report.

[Opti]

Sorry Dez, just tired of the innocent act. Per Moon, I'm not sure if anyone reported anything. I didn't. I complained in the thread.

[Deleted]

That's my style, too, optimist. Seems much more mature to me. But I get smacked sometimes for mouthing off to people that mouth off to me. Oh, well, as long as I don't get banned. Sticks and stones.. LOL!! I really don't think mods should be asked to intervene in BS little fights. Just let us duke it out without threats and move on. Most things don't last long on this board unless someone intervenes, then it becomes a big clustermuster. JMO, of course.
;D

[deziloooooo]

May 3, 2011 19:05:26 GMT -5 @krickitt said:

No prob, Dez. Some of us just fight our own battles and don't report.

I know you don't and possible others but I threw it in just for the hell of it, but really all, enough...a question , two..ok..but seriously, it was clear what she was saying, asking, not denying completly but common sense posting and then all the questions of, complaining about another, what they do , don't do, ,,,the bleeting of children...

Don't believe me?..dare you to go back at the beginning..and just read through all of this stuff.

Put your self into moon shoes having all this garbage brought up..and up..and up.

Me ? zap, zap, zap..till the dust cleared, zap again.

[hello fromWarsaw]

Now that Dems have given up the chimp/Bush picture (posted by RWer to show equity!! to disgusting photoshops of Obama with breasts, etc), can something be done about Obama and Dems being called socialists, communists, and Marxists, or can we start calling them fascists, Nazis, and skinheads?; that would be equivalent...
I'm all in favor of civil discourse and facts...getting over 3 years of MSNBC and MSN UK...

[moon/Laura]

i'm in favor of NO name calling.. PERIOD.

[Mad Dawg Wiccan]

May 3, 2011 21:23:21 GMT -5 hello fromWarsaw said:

Now that Dems have given up the chimp/Bush picture (posted by RWer to show equity!! to disgustg photoshops of Obama with breasts, etc), can something be done about Obama and Dems being called socialists, communists, and Marxists, or can we start calling them fascists, Nazis, and skinheads?; that would be equivalent...
I'm all in favor of civil discourse and facts...

Will that also apply to those who call Republicans/Conservatives/TEA Party members fascists, Nazis, racists, bigots and skinheads?

[Mad Dawg Wiccan]

May 3, 2011 21:25:33 GMT -5 moon/Laura said:

i'm in favor of NO name calling.. PERIOD.

[hello fromWarsaw]

Excellent! So since Dems don't use fascist etc. we'll see some moderation of communist and Marxist? Because that really is over the top. Socialist is too much too, but at least engenders education on the definition. (Always democratic {OK}, but want to SOCIALIZE health, banking, energy...NOT pertinent).

[Tennesseer]

May 3, 2011 21:31:55 GMT -5 Mad Dawg Wiccan said:

May 3, 2011 21:23:21 GMT -5 hello fromWarsaw said:

Now that Dems have given up the chimp/Bush picture (posted by RWer to show equity!! to disgustg photoshops of Obama with breasts, etc), can something be done about Obama and Dems being called socialists, communists, and Marxists, or can we start calling them fascists, Nazis, and skinheads?; that would be equivalent...
I'm all in favor of civil discourse and facts...

Will that also apply to those who call Republicans/Conservatives/TEA Party members fascists, Nazis, racists, bigots and skinheads?

Only if others stop calling liberals, progressives and democrats fascists, Nazis, racists, bigots and fullheadofhairheads.

[hello fromWarsaw]

;D quite an experiment for the USA ;D

[Deleted]

What are you trying to do, war? This is POLITICS. We are allowed to insult politicians, just not each other. You want to turn this board in to a non-political board?

[hello fromWarsaw]

I wasn't allowed to call Rush and Glenn bought off cokehead DJs...an obvious truth

[hello fromWarsaw]

Too much - later kids!

[Mad Dawg Wiccan]

May 3, 2011 21:51:20 GMT -5 hello fromWarsaw said:

I wasn't allowed to call Rush and Glenn bought off cokehead DJs...an obvious truth

Post a link to your non-blog "truth" which cites hard evidence.

[hello fromWarsaw]

Glenn, no problem ;D won't bother...would be the least of their problems, anyway

[hello fromWarsaw]

vodpod.com/watch/1409412-dailymotion-rush-the-cokehead-a-video-from-buelahman-rush-limbaugh-republican-party-cocaine

How do you think Rush stayed thin in the early 80's? ;D

[hello fromWarsaw]

rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0oG7pI3x8BNVkcBpBcPxQt.;_ylu=X3oDMTExcDQ1bmxqBHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDMwRjb2xvA2FjMgR2dGlkAwRsA1dTMQ--/SIG=12q8f5sjn/EXP=1304565943/**http%3A//www.salon.com/news/feature/2009/09/22/glenn_beck_two/print.html

[deziloooooo]

May 3, 2011 21:36:57 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

May 3, 2011 21:31:55 GMT -5 Mad Dawg Wiccan said:

Will that also apply to those who call Republicans/Conservatives/TEA Party members fascists, Nazis, racists, bigots and skinheads?

Only if others stop calling liberals, progressives and democrats fascists, Nazis, racists, bigots and fullheadofhairheads.

There was on the old zone a time when moderators got so fed up with the "headers of the threads, we all know what I am referring to , so no reason to really identify them specific, that was scaring many off from posting, staying on the zone , and put a stop to it.

The world didn't end or crack in two and it was a better zone, and those who were responsible for them , well they adjusted.

I know some will bring up freedom of speech but freedom of speech does not mean one has to purposely post adjectives that are put up just to upset others, add nothing to the debates and I would be in favor of mods, if they wanted the added responsibilities to monitor
such over the top words being used.

Not to be on every single little post but as examples of the above , which actually are false, and if some feel they do fit, we could spend reams of posts actually interpreting what a socialist, communist, Nazi, fascist really is and see if the ones accused here really fit those criteria.[I will guess most don't, and actually, there is no reason to use those adjectives}

No one posts more , or longer, well Lakhota on the length, then I here I don't believe, and I seem to get my points across and I have NEVER used any of those terms in explaining my ideas that I have posted, or at least I don not believe I have, I do post a lot, but I am pretty sure I am correct.

If I ever used those adjectives it was in description of ..not aimed at some one personally.

[deziloooooo]

May 3, 2011 21:46:34 GMT -5 @krickitt said:

What are you trying to do, war? This is POLITICS. We are allowed to insult politicians, just not each other. You want to turn this board in to a non-political board?

What is wrong with more intelligent conversation and debate, or a attempt toward that end, all the insults seem to be are attempts of getting others worked up , less on discussions or some ones ideas of humor, as if they are appearing at one of those comedy clubs most large cities seem to have, and few of us are that funny or clever, especially when we try to be that way, now off the cuff remarks, there we seem to do pretty good at at times.

[Deleted]

Sure, Dez-- war complaining about calling politicians when he insults every single conservative on this board on about 99% of his posts with his names?? Really??? WAR complaining?

[deziloooooo]

May 4, 2011 0:15:03 GMT -5 @krickitt said:

Sure, Dez-- war complaining about calling politicians when he insults every single conservative on this board on about 99% of his posts with his names?? Really??? WAR complaining?

I have read your post three times, sorry I don't know what your talking about.