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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 5:44:20 GMT -5
I know it's officially spring because of the swarm of gnat carcasses under the a/c in the living room. It only happens when the weather starts getting warm. It's a reliable yet disgusting way that I know warm weather is coming.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 7:11:10 GMT -5
When the birds crap all over the porch because they are building nests in your hanging ferns.
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MB-NY
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Post by MB-NY on Apr 7, 2011 7:32:55 GMT -5
When I'm out walking, still wearing sweats and a jacket, and I get passed by younger guys jogging in shorts and a t-shirt.
Come to think of it, last weekend it was a couple of older guys who passed me wearing shorts and t-shirts.
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jan
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Post by jan on Apr 7, 2011 7:35:20 GMT -5
When it snows again.
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Post by BeenThere...DoneThat... on Apr 7, 2011 7:52:04 GMT -5
...the car gets covered in neon dust... again... and again...
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Bluerobin
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Post by Bluerobin on Apr 7, 2011 8:13:20 GMT -5
When the porch rats come out!
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Post by cael on Apr 7, 2011 8:16:15 GMT -5
...the car gets covered in neon dust... again... and again... This!
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whiskmav
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Post by whiskmav on Apr 7, 2011 9:00:34 GMT -5
When I start getting red itchy bumps everywhere and the only way to get rid of them is at the golf course.
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Apr 7, 2011 9:13:55 GMT -5
when the dudes wearing wife beater tees go out for walks with their muffin top sporting baby mommas, pushing the baby carriage and walking the pit bull.
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Post by Waffle on Apr 7, 2011 9:16:27 GMT -5
By the color of course orange roadside barrels.
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Mad Dawg Wiccan
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Post by Mad Dawg Wiccan on Apr 7, 2011 9:19:46 GMT -5
A homeless person with a "please help" sign pops up on every street corner.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 9:29:06 GMT -5
My horse sheds worse than both cats combined.
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Post by TD2K on Apr 7, 2011 9:54:04 GMT -5
A homeless person with a "please help" sign pops up on every street corner.
We don't get cold enough in the winter to get rid of them. Pity.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 11:01:38 GMT -5
When I get all twitterpated. ;D
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 11:09:26 GMT -5
"twitterpated?" Please asplain.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 11:10:31 GMT -5
Haven't you ever watched Bambi?
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Apr 7, 2011 11:20:47 GMT -5
Haven't you ever watched Bambi? When a hunter shoots you?
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Post by CarolinaKat on Apr 7, 2011 11:21:50 GMT -5
karma for 'twitterpaited'
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 11:23:41 GMT -5
Per UD: Twitterpated: An enjoyable disorder characterized by feelings of excitement, anticipation, high hopes, recent memories of interludes, giddiness, and physical overstimulation which occur simultaneously when experiencing a new love
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 11:26:46 GMT -5
;D
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 11:27:27 GMT -5
Ooooo I am getting Karmalized again! Yesterday I had 57! That makes me all twitterpated all over again!
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Post by ysi on Apr 7, 2011 12:47:27 GMT -5
When you are driving to work in rush hour on the 4-lane thru downtown and the suv in front of you whom you cant see around suddenly comes to a dead halt. Fortunately I am not a tailgater but it was close and I came to a dead halt blaring my horn while looking worriedly in my rearview mirror.
Mr and Mrs Duck who are setting up housekeeping together then waddled over into the oncoming two lanes. [Actually Mrs Duck was then smart enough to take to the air]
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Post by dragonfly7 on Apr 7, 2011 12:55:10 GMT -5
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Mad Dawg Wiccan
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Post by Mad Dawg Wiccan on Apr 7, 2011 13:14:28 GMT -5
I love Hummingbirds. We have a species here called Anna's that stays year round. It looks a lot like a Ruby Throat.
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DebMD (banned)
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Apr 7, 2011 13:29:29 GMT -5
The morning chirping of birds....
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steff
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Post by steff on Apr 7, 2011 13:33:40 GMT -5
When the cats won't leave the window seat all day because Cat TV has started again with the birds and squirrels.
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Bluerobin
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Post by Bluerobin on Apr 7, 2011 13:35:03 GMT -5
Deb, watch what you say about old folks!!! I can hear just fine, just don't mumble.
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Post by Sammy on Apr 7, 2011 13:35:15 GMT -5
Potholes, lots of potholes.
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Mad Dawg Wiccan
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Post by Mad Dawg Wiccan on Apr 7, 2011 13:35:40 GMT -5
When the cats won't leave the window seat all day because Cat TV has started again with the birds and squirrels. We call that the Feline Entertainment Network.
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Post by steff on Apr 7, 2011 13:38:07 GMT -5
When the cats won't leave the window seat all day because Cat TV has started again with the birds and squirrels. We call that the Feline Entertainment Network. The cats start out with a nice sunbeam relaxation nap to warm their fur and then they move to the window seat for the real show.
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