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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2019 14:40:09 GMT -5
In order to prevent causing additional caseload for our overworked District Attorney staffers, I am NOT going to kill my husband today. But that's the only damned reason! Thank you YMers for helping me make sure that hardworking public attorneys get July 4th off.  |
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Knee Deep in Water Chloe
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Post by Knee Deep in Water Chloe on Jul 3, 2019 14:41:10 GMT -5
You are a considerate person. 
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jul 3, 2019 14:42:35 GMT -5
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NoNamePerson
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 3, 2019 15:15:37 GMT -5
Dang, and things are so dull on YM lately. Could you possibly reconsider? |
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Post by busymom on Jul 3, 2019 15:18:14 GMT -5
Should we start up a "GoFundMe" just in case you change your mind? Even an assault charge could get spendy... |
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Post by dannylion on Jul 3, 2019 15:24:32 GMT -5
That doesn't mean you can't mutter "dead man walking" every now and then, you know, just to keep him on his toes.
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NoNamePerson
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 3, 2019 15:33:57 GMT -5
Or you can keep pillow with “Your Last Breath” monogrammed in black on his side of bed. Be sure it is satin fabric being good YM’re. Double duty and all that! Just make sure thread can be easily removed!  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2019 16:47:46 GMT -5
Y'all are the BEST!
Speaking of things getting dull around here, what happened to whats-her-name, the Russian kosher chicken lady with an ex-DH, young boyfriend, a daughter and an apartment? Those were some awesome posts. I'd much rather see her tax returns than Trumps.
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Post by Artemis Windsong on Jul 3, 2019 17:11:30 GMT -5
Perhaps we could play H's behaving badly like a card game. A worse foul trumps the previous one.  |
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jul 4, 2019 8:51:53 GMT -5
Y'all are the BEST! Speaking of things getting dull around here, what happened to whats-her-name, the Russian kosher chicken lady with an ex-DH, young boyfriend, a daughter and an apartment? Those were some awesome posts. I'd much rather see her tax returns than Trumps. Ah, that is the one and only tloony...and those are Amish chickens. But you got the rest of her twisted tale right. She pops in, unloads a whole mess of monetary woe, stinks up the joint with her sarcasm when people actually try to help her understand that what she is doing is illegal/immoral/unethical/shady and then hauls off in a huff, leaving a trail of doubt, deceit, and unaccounted-for dollars. Her ability to make money appear and disappear is a magic trick worthy of a Vegas residency. And yes, she is fun to read. Definitely a two-bowls-of-popcorn kinda poster.  |
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