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Post by toomuchreality on May 2, 2019 9:26:35 GMT -5
Nat'l Naked Gardening Day... Is Saturday, May 4th. I know you all don't want to miss such a spectacular event!  (You didn't expect me to post a naked person, did you?   -You're welcome. |
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Post by justme on May 2, 2019 9:34:03 GMT -5
Gird your loins! Pruning sheers are coming!!!
I wonder if it's coincidence that get yourself shit faced on tequila day (Cinco de Mayo) is the day after this?
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Post by NoNamePerson on May 2, 2019 10:30:15 GMT -5
My neighbors are not ready for a naked NNP in the yard! I'll just water the house plants naked in honor of this day. Will that count?  |
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Post by toomuchreality on May 2, 2019 23:33:56 GMT -5
I'm going to have to miss it this year. It is my grand daughter's first birthday on Saturday. We will be having a Dr Seuss themed party. I even bought a hat, just for the occasion!  ![]() Can't you just picture some old lady showing up in one of these hats? haha I would do most anything for this little girl. She is truly the love of my life! -And she is just starting to walk. So stinking cute! |
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Post by NoNamePerson on May 3, 2019 6:54:32 GMT -5
I'm going to have to miss it this year. It is my grand daughter's first birthday on Saturday. We will be having a Dr Seuss themed party. I even bought a hat, just for the occasion! ![]() Can't you just picture some old lady showing up in one of these hats? haha I would do most anything for this little girl. She is truly the love of my life! -And she is just starting to walk. So stinking cute! I can see some old lady showing up in one of those!!! I would be that old lady if I had grandkids. Sometimes I wonder if son and DIL decided not to have kiddos for fear it would turn out like me  I would be the off the wall granny to say the least!! |
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Post by tigerpause on May 4, 2019 11:05:34 GMT -5
Imagine seeing this, but they're naked...   |
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Post by tigerpause on May 4, 2019 11:07:06 GMT -5
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Post by haapai on May 4, 2019 11:29:49 GMT -5
Thanks to you guys, several houseplants just got moved into the shower and doused. A few of their heavier brethren just got a long-overdue watering from a woman who now has her doubts about sheer window coverings.
If the African violets develop cold water spots, I'm gonna blame you guys. Meanwhile, I'm cold and there's a bare-root shrub that desperately needs planting still sitting on the kitchen table.
A lot more gardening might have gotten done if nudity hadn't been suggested.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on May 4, 2019 13:06:35 GMT -5
So in honor of Naked Gardening Day...I did. My strawberries exploded and my leeks wilted. I don't even want to mention what happened to my neighbors when they saw what I did.  |
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Post by Tennesseer on May 4, 2019 13:56:19 GMT -5
Hopefully, there will be no flowers or other plant in the dining room where we are holding my/our 50h high school reunion tonight in Massachusetts. It's bad enough I still have an occassional dream where I find myself naked in a high school classroom.
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Post by NoNamePerson on May 4, 2019 14:29:31 GMT -5
So in honor of Naked Gardening Day...I did. My strawberries exploded and my leeks wilted. I don't even want to mention what happened to my neighbors when they saw what I did. Did the cucumbers stand at attention? |
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Post by NancysSummerSip on May 4, 2019 14:31:27 GMT -5
So in honor of Naked Gardening Day...I did. My strawberries exploded and my leeks wilted. I don't even want to mention what happened to my neighbors when they saw what I did. Did the cucumbers stand at attention? Nope. And the sight of me bowled over the broccoli.  |
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Post by GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl on May 4, 2019 18:51:06 GMT -5
Hopefully, there will be no flowers or other plant in the dining room where we are holding my/our 50h high school reunion tonight in Massachusetts. It's bad enough I still have an occassional dream where I find myself naked in a high school classroom. Darn, Tenn. We would have rounded up the lical YMers and had a meet up if we’d know you were going to be in the Comminwealth this weekend! |
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Post by GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl on May 4, 2019 18:51:54 GMT -5
So in honor of Naked Gardening Day...I did. My strawberries exploded and my leeks wilted. I don't even want to mention what happened to my neighbors when they saw what I did. Did the cucumbers stand at attention? No, but the melons, ohhhh, the melons...😂😜 |
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