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Post by swamp on Feb 12, 2019 15:33:07 GMT -5
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Post by The Walk of the Penguin Mich on Feb 12, 2019 15:36:01 GMT -5
I saw this last night.  |
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gs11rmb
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Post by gs11rmb on Feb 12, 2019 15:41:42 GMT -5
That's fabulous!
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Post by justme on Feb 12, 2019 15:51:24 GMT -5
 Love this! |
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Post by busymom on Feb 12, 2019 15:53:46 GMT -5
Epic fail. |
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Post by Tennesseer on Feb 12, 2019 16:03:14 GMT -5
Hmmmmm......
What are the odds!
"Naturally, this seemed the perfect opportunity for a man named Paul to educate us..."
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Post by MJ2.0 on Feb 12, 2019 16:07:44 GMT -5
Hmmmmm...... What are the odds! "Naturally, this seemed the perfect opportunity for a man named Paul to educate us..." LITERALLY LMAO!!!!!! |
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ken a.k.a OMK
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Post by ken a.k.a OMK on Feb 12, 2019 16:11:25 GMT -5
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Post by azucena on Feb 12, 2019 16:17:16 GMT -5
That.is.fantastic.
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Post by sesfw on Feb 12, 2019 16:22:48 GMT -5
What a hoot ………. Wonder what he calls his own private body part ……….. |
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Post by The Walk of the Penguin Mich on Feb 12, 2019 16:23:21 GMT -5
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Post by azucena on Feb 12, 2019 16:30:08 GMT -5
Tears streaming down my face as I read that he listed himself as having a "certicate in editing"
and then dictionary.com responded with a link to the definition.
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Post by wvugurl26 on Feb 12, 2019 16:47:58 GMT -5
This is hilarious.
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Post by laterbloomer on Feb 12, 2019 16:51:19 GMT -5
This was covered in grade eight health class.  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2019 16:52:43 GMT -5
NO WORDS. |
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Post by weltschmerz on Feb 12, 2019 17:38:57 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO! Love it!
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Post by cktc on Feb 12, 2019 19:33:05 GMT -5
Tears streaming down my face as I read that he listed himself as having a "certicate in editing" and then dictionary.com responded with a link to the definition. I was laughing so hard at this my two year old came over to comfort me. "It's ok, mama, it's ok." |
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Post by andi9899 on Feb 12, 2019 21:07:55 GMT -5
I love the comment about if he couldn't tell the difference that she is so sad for any female sex partners he's had.
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Post by Pants on Feb 12, 2019 21:33:04 GMT -5
“Using the term vulva is an affectation and I refuse to support it.”
SNOOOOOORT.
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Post by tallguy on Feb 12, 2019 22:07:31 GMT -5
Hmmmmm...... What are the odds! "Naturally, this seemed the perfect opportunity for a man named Paul to educate us..." LITERALLY LMAO!!!!!! No need for me to chime in here is there?  (Although I really should add that those attempts turn out just about as well.)  |
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Post by Rukh O'Rorke on Feb 12, 2019 22:11:25 GMT -5
oh Paul! hey! wait a minute!  |
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Post by dannylion on Feb 12, 2019 22:23:51 GMT -5
I think I know this guy.
I may have dated him.
It didn't last long.
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tallguy
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Post by tallguy on Feb 12, 2019 22:27:54 GMT -5
Well thank you for not teaching him better. We all would have missed some great entertainment!  |
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dannylion
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Post by dannylion on Feb 12, 2019 23:27:51 GMT -5
Well thank you for not teaching him better. We all would have missed some great entertainment! It is my experience that that particular brand of jackass is incapable of altering his beliefs even in the face of overwhelming, verifiable evidence to the contrary, so attempting to "teach" them anything is futile. In any event, I think this may just be an indication that the particular jackass I happened to know was not alone in his jackassery. And yes, I believe I have unfairly maligned the good name of the noble jackass (the 4-legged kind with the soft nose and ears), for which I am sorry. |
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Post by happyhoix on Feb 13, 2019 8:19:14 GMT -5
You have to admire the level of self confidence this ass enjoys.
I wish I had a tenth of it.
Of course, he might end his days getting stabbed in a bar fight, since he can't admit he might be wrong about anything, but he'll still die being supremely self confident, which is something, I guess.
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tallguy
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Post by tallguy on Feb 13, 2019 8:29:17 GMT -5
Which one?  |
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Cookies Galore
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Post by Cookies Galore on Feb 13, 2019 10:33:23 GMT -5
"Clearly he's picked this mons to die on."
Hahahahaha!
My husband's ex is a sex educator and she posted this on Instagram yesterday and we all had a laugh. Yeah, we follow each other on the 'gram. Women supporting women!
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Post by The Walk of the Penguin Mich on Feb 13, 2019 10:46:52 GMT -5
You have to admire the level of self confidence this ass enjoys.
I wish I had a tenth of it.
Of course, he might end his days getting stabbed in a bar fight, since he can't admit he might be wrong about anything, but he'll still die being supremely self confident, which is something, I guess.
Again, maligning the ass. The ass is either an important piece of anatomy on which one sits, or a 4 legged animal. Neither deserve this. |
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Post by finnime on Feb 13, 2019 10:51:01 GMT -5
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Post by HoneyBBQ on Feb 13, 2019 13:24:17 GMT -5
Honestly, I know we are talking about vulva here, but this is so disheartening that it literally applies to everything in a woman's life. Right down to her body parts. Sad. Sad. Sad.
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